Post by 42zombies on Apr 4, 2008 15:28:29 GMT -5
Full Name: Skarg Palmer
Nicknames: Idiot
Age: 18
Height: 6'8''
Weight: 200 lbs
Race: Half-Orc
Alliance: (Chaotic) Neutral
Home: Osbere
Franchise: D&D: Idiots With Swords (OS)
Physical Description: Coarse, blak body-hair; jutting jaw; yellow eyes; grey skin; wears a suit of scale mail; very muscular
Weapons: Cutty (A Greatsword), Smashers (Warhammer) The Axeini Brothers (Orc Double Axe) a tennis racket, and the Ridiculously Longsword
Abilities/Powers: Can see in the dark; a very skilled fighter; able to defy the laws of physics by simply being unaware of them
Skills: Capable of attacking anything
Personality: Skarg is very outspoken, never thinking about what he says or caring if it hurts someone's feelings. He is also incredibly dense (He claims to have an impossible INT score of 0). He does have a certain sense of loyalty towards his fellow adventurers, though his stupidity often makes this a bad thing. Everyone calls him 'Idiot', something he has grown so used to that he actually answers to it. His solution to everything is to smash it. He worships Kord, god of strength.
History: Skarg is the son born from an affair between an Orc woman and a human noble, disgusting as everyone who he tells this finds it. Despite being very well brought-up, his Orc Blood didn't give him much of a brain. He left home upon reaching maturity and upon having broken all of his father's fine dishes.
Skarg met the Doppelganger Aust in a weapon's shop, and Aust was quick to recruit him into the mercenary business. Skarg was happy with smashing things. One day, when they were hired to slay a Blue Dragon, they met Hamson, a Halfling whom Skarg beat up almost instantly, and Alex, a cleric of the god of death. They became a four-man team and, after a while, came under the employ of a Celestial called the Ferryman, who asked them to find four magical weapons. Skarg found the Ridiculously Longsword, which was being kept by a Lich and his army of zombies.
Other: Yes!
Picture: Nope; sorry, punks.
Nicknames: Idiot
Age: 18
Height: 6'8''
Weight: 200 lbs
Race: Half-Orc
Alliance: (Chaotic) Neutral
Home: Osbere
Franchise: D&D: Idiots With Swords (OS)
Physical Description: Coarse, blak body-hair; jutting jaw; yellow eyes; grey skin; wears a suit of scale mail; very muscular
Weapons: Cutty (A Greatsword), Smashers (Warhammer) The Axeini Brothers (Orc Double Axe) a tennis racket, and the Ridiculously Longsword
Abilities/Powers: Can see in the dark; a very skilled fighter; able to defy the laws of physics by simply being unaware of them
Skills: Capable of attacking anything
Personality: Skarg is very outspoken, never thinking about what he says or caring if it hurts someone's feelings. He is also incredibly dense (He claims to have an impossible INT score of 0). He does have a certain sense of loyalty towards his fellow adventurers, though his stupidity often makes this a bad thing. Everyone calls him 'Idiot', something he has grown so used to that he actually answers to it. His solution to everything is to smash it. He worships Kord, god of strength.
History: Skarg is the son born from an affair between an Orc woman and a human noble, disgusting as everyone who he tells this finds it. Despite being very well brought-up, his Orc Blood didn't give him much of a brain. He left home upon reaching maturity and upon having broken all of his father's fine dishes.
Skarg met the Doppelganger Aust in a weapon's shop, and Aust was quick to recruit him into the mercenary business. Skarg was happy with smashing things. One day, when they were hired to slay a Blue Dragon, they met Hamson, a Halfling whom Skarg beat up almost instantly, and Alex, a cleric of the god of death. They became a four-man team and, after a while, came under the employ of a Celestial called the Ferryman, who asked them to find four magical weapons. Skarg found the Ridiculously Longsword, which was being kept by a Lich and his army of zombies.
Other: Yes!
Picture: Nope; sorry, punks.
