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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 31, 2008 1:16:07 GMT -5
"Why is the rum gone???"
-Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Carribean
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 2, 2008 11:45:11 GMT -5
Eddy: Ed, gimme a hand!
Ed: *lifts up Double D's hand* Found one! *giggle*
Edd: This joke is older than my Mezazoic Fossil collection, Ed.
~Home-Cooked Eds
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sovereignpanda
Poster On Dah Wall
Mah yaoi senses r tingling : o
Posts: 205
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Post by sovereignpanda on Jun 2, 2008 14:13:46 GMT -5
Psychonauts.
That's all that needs to be said.
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sovereignpanda
Poster On Dah Wall
Mah yaoi senses r tingling : o
Posts: 205
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Post by sovereignpanda on Jun 2, 2008 14:15:24 GMT -5
Except for this: Every single line of dialogue Keiran has ever spoken. Ever.
:: totally not a FE fangirl wut r u talkin aboot?::
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 2, 2008 14:16:20 GMT -5
LOL YES! *hugs you* Fellow Psychonauts fan yay!
XD Yes, Keiran 's hilarious. XD
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Jun 2, 2008 16:54:27 GMT -5
From Phoenix Wright 3, during a cross examination
Phoenix: You said he picked it up with his opposite hand? What hand would that be?
Witness: Are your ears are clogged up? *Chucks seeds at Phoenix* I said he was flickering through his magazine with his LEFT HAND! LEFT HAND!
Phoenix: Yeow!!!
Godot: Ha! Perhaps the great Trite has three hands!
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 2, 2008 17:19:10 GMT -5
Sam: What's this about a--
Bosco: (regarding a box) Hey, guys; do you think my package is ticking?
Max: Not your best pick-up line, Bosco.
Sam: Oh, I don't know.
Bosco: I think my package is the bomb!
Max: Now that's a pick-up line!
~Sam and Max: Ice Station Santa
Sam: So, do you come here often?
Zombie: Nnngh...
Max: Not your best pick-up line, Sam. Try 'I think my package is the bomb!'.
~Sam and Max: Night of the Raving Dead
Sam: I thought that by buying this punching-bag Max would stop hitting me.
Max: But that's how I show my affection!
Sam: Well, could you stop showing affection at 6 in the morning?!
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 2, 2008 17:54:51 GMT -5
XDDDD Nice.
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 2, 2008 18:10:51 GMT -5
Peter Griffin: Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin under his beard, only another fist.
~ Family Guy
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 2, 2008 18:13:59 GMT -5
Puppy: This is my PEE PEE PLACE!
~Retarded Animal Babies
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 3, 2008 16:30:59 GMT -5
Sam: Humanity's not safe while that mysterious little hypno-bear is on the loose.
Max: Are we part of humanity, Sam?
Sam: Not technically, but we're in danger, too.
~Sam and Max: Situation: Comedy
Sam: "Non-Mafia-owned casino destroyed by mysterious explosion"
Max: Mysterious? I gave my name to reporters and even posed for pictures!
Sam: Sometimes blowing something up is its own reward, pal.
~Sam and Max: Abe Lincoln Must Die!
Sam: By the way, Max. That was a brilliant idea, stuffing the muffler full of thousands and thousands of match heads and igniting them thereupon providing adequate thrust to break free of the earth's pull.
Max: Thanks, Sam. I thought it up with my huge brain.
Sam: Lookie here, little buddy. This newspaper has naked girls on page three! Perhaps we've been thrust into a future where mankind finally worships beauty instead of violence.
Max: God, I hope not!
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