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Post by Felix Falora on Jan 28, 2008 23:18:58 GMT -5
Any quotes anyone likes? Here's one I saw on my friend's signarue.
"Welcome to the Internet where the men are men, the woman are men, and the children are FBI agents."
-Nerkcon
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Jan 29, 2008 7:34:56 GMT -5
"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"-Fawful (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)
XDDDDD
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Post by Felix Falora on Jan 29, 2008 22:30:28 GMT -5
"You must be a faggot because you like Dimmu Borgir."
"I'd rather be a faggot then a retard who comes into vidoes and screws with people for no reason other then the fact he can't get laid. Now, if you excuse me, my boyfriend and I are going to go perform some hot, kinky sex XD "
-Classic Internet Fight between me and some retard who can't appreciate black metal.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jan 29, 2008 23:07:21 GMT -5
"Just watch me L! I'll solve equations with my right hand while writing names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT! *crunch*"
-Light Yagami... Killing people secretly by writing in a piece of the death note hidden inside his potato chip bag... And eating potato chips so that it wouldn't look suspicious.
"I'm a... pervert?"
-L Lawliet after Misa accuses him of being a pervert.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 29, 2008 23:54:17 GMT -5
Raz: Lili! A deranged madman is stealing psychic brains to take over the world, and there's no one left to stop him, except for you and me!
Lili: Oh my GOD! Let's make out!
Raz: Uh, what?
~Psychonauts
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Post by Felix Falora on Jan 30, 2008 0:02:21 GMT -5
"What do you want from me?! I'll give you anything! Money, drugs... Just don't rape me!"
"How about your life?"
"Identity or... On second thought, just rape me!"
-The Ultimate Weapon... All good stories involving genetic mutation have at least one nude scene >.<
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 30, 2008 0:10:19 GMT -5
Kochamara: Bah...fine! You can take control of this freaky toad! I don't need him to kidnap children's brains for me anymore! I have the brain of a little girl back in my lab...
Raz: *starts laughing*
Kochamara: ...eh?
Raz: You got the brain of a little girl! XDDD
Kochamara: I said in my lab!
Raz: I think you got the muscles of a little girl too! Ahahahahaha!
Kochamara: Grr... good one.
~Psychonauts, Lungfishopolis, after you defeat Kochamara
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Post by pieandchips on Jan 30, 2008 0:17:49 GMT -5
Jiminy Cricket - "When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you a-" (Sees he's on Hitler's windowsill, right next to Hitler)
"Except for you"
~ VG Cats XDDDD
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 30, 2008 0:24:14 GMT -5
Dave: "Hey, you should really play Atari with him, Jerry, he's costing me, like, a grand a day."
Jerry: "A grand a day!?"
Dave: "Yep, as far as I know, you have to play with him two hours everyday to make it cost-effective."
Jerry: "Oh, is that all!?"
Dave: "Hey, it's not my rules, it's math!"
~Code Monkeys XD
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Jan 30, 2008 6:57:05 GMT -5
(XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
"The new Smash Bros got delayed again."-Aeris
"But...but...Sonic...It's his name and speed is his game..."-Leo (about to cry)
~VGCats
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Jan 30, 2008 6:59:35 GMT -5
"Let me show you my moves!"-C. Falcon
~VGCats
Okay, you have to have read the comic but still...
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Post by Felix Falora on Jan 30, 2008 7:03:44 GMT -5
"God? Do you honestly think that fool could destroy me?"
"If he couldn't, you wouldn't be here now, would you?"
- The Truth Behind God... Lucifer arguing with one of his minions.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 30, 2008 13:25:22 GMT -5
Edd: Let's see... Jonny?
Eddy: He secretly hates us...
Edd: Nazz?
Eddy: ...Well, she hates YOU.
Edd: .......thank you for reinforcing that phobia, Eddy.
~Ed, Edd n Eddy, "If It Smells Like an Ed," when discussing who could've set them up.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jan 30, 2008 17:12:29 GMT -5
"KIRA ROCKS! ALL YOU L LOVERS SUCK!"
"*sucks a lollipop* Ummmm... huh? Sorry, didn't catch that."
-Another classic fight.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jan 30, 2008 18:15:55 GMT -5
"You know you're Uke when you:
Start smuggling cute pillows and such in his house, just to 'spruce things up a bit.'
You live for the words "If you do that again, you'll regret what happens." And you never regret it. ^.~
You wiggle and squirm just so he'll keep teasing you.
You regret wiggling and squirming because now he won't actually finish you up.
You peek in on him in the shower, often, but blush and deny it if he asks you to join him.
On the other hand you know you're Seme when you:
Finally just give up and let him keep the pink unicorn pillow on your bed but toss it in the closet when he isn't home.
Often find yourself threatening your lover with sex, then later realizing threatening his stuffed animals would be more effective, but less fun.
Let him think he's getting what he wants, then twist it around so you are satisfied and he is laying squirming begging for more.
You know he peeks on you while you're showering, and when he does, you grab him and pin him to the wall.
Also, you get called an ass, jerk, meanie, or various other rude names on a daily basis, and you relish the privilege to prove him right, and then go buy him something cute and fluffy to become the center of his world again."
-Mekatra... From the you know you're an uke/seme when you thread on The Yaoi Guild at Gaia.
*snuggles pink unicorn pillow* If it makes me an uke X3
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