Why blood is Very Bad

[tsifan]

LOTSA SPOILERS ALERTZZZZZZ

Well, if they really are spoilers xD


SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *takes out fork and knife and walks over to Lobo*

TSIFAN: Musei: um

TSIFAN: Musei: *Throws bottle at Loba's haed*

SilverWolfLaguz: Tanachu: Ain't that canninbalism?

gantzgun74: Shantae: (She looked like she had been cooked as well, but given she was a half genie, it looked like she'd be okay.) .... Yeah, if anybody wants me, I'll be at a hot springs working to get rid of the soot... Anyone know where one is?

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *ignores bottle* Try going up north.

TSIFAN: Musei: Wonder how Lobo's gettingout of this

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: E... o... (almost out cold)

SilverWolfLaguz: *Loba starts to feast on Lobo's wings*

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: Dude, that's just plain wrong.

TSIFAN: Musei: *tries to drag Lobo away

gantzgun74: Shantae: Now you know how I feel... (Grumbles.) I'm leaving now, and none of you better hold your breath for a tip.

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Mine!!! (latches to Lobo)

gantzgun74: (Otto walks into the club as Shantae walks out.)

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: Um, welcome? Whatever you do, don't look to the left.

gantzgun74: Otto: Looks like you morons just scared off another potential customer.... Why am I not surprised...

gantzgun74: [If you remember, Otto was a part of the whole New Years eve celebration thing you did on the chat box.]

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: Hey, I'm just trying to mantain some semblence of normality here.

gantzgun74: Otto: Yeah... Good luck with that considering the cannibalism show going on over there. (Points at Lobo and Loba.)

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Minnnnnneeeee!!! *is tackled by Mheetu*
gantzgun74: Otto: (Groans.) Why do I continue to come back here? (Sits down at what's left of the bar.) So who's the bartender aroudn here again?

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: Well, normally Lobo does that, but since he's a little preoccupied, I guess I'm bartender for now.

TSIFAN: Musei: *Continues to attept the pulling* Lobo! You don't even notice you're going to get eaten by your sis?!


gantzgun75: Otto: Something tells me he's a little too busy, being unconscious and all.

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Ahhhhhhhh!!!! *is now awake*

TSIFAN: Musei: Good your awake, now you can tell me why your sister wants to eat you

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: My wings have been cooked!

TSIFAN: Musei:...as well as your whole self

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Help me!!! *Loba bites his neck this time*

TSIFAN: Musei:* Pulls Lobo away again*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *lactches onto Lobo* You're next.

TSIFAN: Musei: *Swings Lobo irrationally*

TSIFAN: Musei: This'll help I think, Where the Hell is LIB?!

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *still attached*

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: I think Lib's taken a vacation. A long vacation.

gantzgun75: Otto: (Groans, before turning to Mheetu.) Should I be the one to knock out that psycho, or do you want to be the one to do it?

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: We'll do it together! *attacks Loba with Spark*

TSIFAN: Musei: Man, I'd hate to be you right now Lobo... *tries to detach Loba from Lobo's neck*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: He's mine!!! *is now licking Lobo's blood*

gantzgun75: Otto: Fine by me! (Fires a powerful darkness spell.)

SilverWolfLaguz: *Loba's grip is loosened*

TSIFAN: Musei: I'd be so disturbed if Bashton wasn't the one whom does that too

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: Okay, we've loosened her... How do we get her off?

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Why do I get this feeling that he'll show up now that you said that?

TSIFAN: Bashton: Massacres are delicious *licks blood off blade*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Me and my big mouth...


SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: hey Bashton, I've got fried Lobo here. Want a taste?

gantzgun75: Otto: (See's Bashton.) Ah COME ON... As if we don't have big enough problems right now...

TSIFAN: Bashton: You see, blood has that scent. That attracts people like me.... * Holds Blade out with mouth opened hungrily*

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu:

TSIFAN: Me: Eeps

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Help... me... *is bit in the neck by Loba again*

SilverWolfLaguz: SWL: My thoughts exactly Mheetu.

TSIFAN: Musei: Dude, is there a SINGLE way to get her sober? *Tries to pull away*

TSIFAN: Bashton: Who'll like to go first? B} *Swings blade decaptiating me*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Your call... I get SWL... *slices my head off*

gantzgun75: Otto: ... Okay... THAT DOES IT!!! (Pulls out a sleeping dart before sticking it in the back of Loba's neck.) I think that's enough blood split for one day.

TSIFAN: Bashton: I call dibs on the Shiny animal * Shows fangs*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *yanks dart out* Do you really think that'll work?

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: AAAAAHHHH!!!! *runs away to his happy place*

TSIFAN: Musei: *Dragging Lobo away frantically* I hope I don't give into instinct -_-;
SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Give in to instict, Musei... Give in... Give in... Give in... GIVE IN!!!!

TSIFAN: Bashton: >B} Don't think you can escape little animal *Runs after*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Please Musei! Don't give in! I don't want to deal with three bloodsuckers!!


TSIFAN: Musei: Tis what training is for, I learn to defy stupid instincts of my accursed kind. *Still dragging away*

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: *uses Quick Attack to go faster, now eating Salac Berries*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Thanks Musei! You're my hero!

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Where do you think you're going with MY dinner!?

TSIFAN: Musei: *Headache* F*ckin insticts -.-;;

TSIFAN: Bashton: *Sinks into shadows and follows after rapid speed*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Join us Musei!!! You know you can't resist your species instinct for long!!!

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: *escapes into portal to the Light World*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Please Musei, don't listen to her...

TSIFAN: Musei: I hate my species -,-;;

TSIFAN: Bashton: Can't stay there forever lil blood carrier

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Well, since you're so stubborn, here's some motivation! *splatters blood onto Musei*

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: *from Light World* Oh yes I can!

TSIFAN: Musei: Guh- *Form absorbs blood* >_<;;

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Well, how do you feel? Are your species insticts for blood coming back to you?

TSIFAN: Bashton: I don't think Tanachu's smart enough anyways >B)

SilverWolfLaguz: Tanachu: Somebody say my name- WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARCEUS HAPPENED?!!!!!!!!!


TSIFAN: Musei: *Looking down with an empty expression*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Come on Musei... You know you like it...

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Yes... Yes!!!! Bashton, your true brother is back!!!

TSIFAN: Musei: *runs off with Lobo* Psyche

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: ... Damnit. *flies after him*

TSIFAN: Bashton: Throw more blod on him! That'll do it!

TSIFAN: Bashton* Runs after Tanachu*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *splatters two buckets of blood onto Musei*

SilverWolfLaguz: Tanachu: the eff!? *runs away, using Agility and Quick Attack to get to the Light World*

TSIFAN: Bashton: *Grabs hold Of Tanachu's shadow and rips it off* This'll do

TSIFAN: Musei: *uses Lobo as an umbrellea*sorry

SilverWolfLaguz: Tanachu: *uses her Static ability to shock Bashton*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: It's okay.

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: There's more where that come from!! *splatters more blood onto Musei*

TSIFAN: Musei: *Still using Lobo* Where the hell is this bloodcomin from?

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: No clue. *more blood is splattered* Great! This'll take forever to get out of my hair!!

SilverWolfLaguz: Tanachu: Take Uziami instead!

SilverWolfLaguz: Uziami: Wait, what!?

TSIFAN: Bashton: Bah, I guess he could do if he didn't have a princces guarding him

SilverWolfLaguz: Uziami: Who says she's here? *we cut to see Teala relaxing in the Heavenly Realm, reading a magazine*

SilverWolfLaguz: Uziami: ... Oh, crap.

TSIFAN: Bashton: Ah makes things easier. *Gives hungry glare* Now hold still. *Jumps at Uziami with Fangs*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *splatters gallons of blood onto Musei*

TSIFAN: Musei: *sniff* Scent of blood... Guh. s*it

TSIFAN: Bashton: *Stabs fangs into Uziami's neck*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Yes, give in to your spcies instincts!!!

SilverWolfLaguz: Uziami: Aaaaaahhhhhh-!!!!!

TSIFAN: Musei: Be quiet, you're supposed to be a freaking normal angel

TSIFAN: Bashton: Blood, what a wonderful scent

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Dark Angel!!!! Not a goody-goody two shoes Light Angel!!!!!! *makes it rain blood somehow*

TSIFAN: Musei: *eyes turn gleaming red* Ughh... *Drops down*

TSIFAN: Musei:... get away now Lobo

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Epp. *flies away to the Light World*

TSIFAN: Musei:....

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Yes!!!! He's giving in!!!!! (splatters more blood onto Musei*

TSIFAN: Musei: BLOOD...

TSIFAN: Musei: *Eyes Loba* Blood carrier..

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: You can't ignore it! *flies around, decapitating inncoent bystanders* Get Lobo... Get Lobo... GET HIM!!!!

TSIFAN: Musei: Heh....red... *Tackles at Lobo*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Good-bye, world. *faints from blood loss*

TSIFAN: Musei: Hey Lobo....you wouldn't mind sharing some wih me wouldn't you?

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *passed out... almost* Are you... the angel of death? Take me... I am aurround... ed... by blood.... suck... ers...

TSIFAN: Bashton: Heheh, something tells me Musei's becoming a true one... *drains more blood from Uziami*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Heh. *drains blood from civillains*

TSIFAN: Musei:Heh... maybe...

TSIFAN: Musei: *Opens mouth revealing fangs, before getting shot off by a large beam of light*

TSIFAN: Evan: Get off of my friend! *holding glowing wand*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Oh look, the weak child wants to play. I'll happily engage him... And feast on his blood!!! *dives at Evan with blades extended and fangs visible*

TSIFAN: Musei: *sizzling from sudden exposure to light* Grahhh!!!

TSIFAN: *Interception from a large pink shield*

TSIFAN: Langey: Don't even think about that! *Charging a large Fire Beam*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: For Medusa's sake, what the **** is going on!?

SilverWolfLaguz: Uziami: *tries to weakly sneak away*

TSIFAN: Scythe: *Rams down Bashton* That's enough!

SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: *tackles Loba* Don't lay another finger on my servant!

TSIFAN: Bashton: *ucking animalsI'll be back.. *disappears into darkness*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Growl!!! *flies into the blood-raining storm*

TSIFAN: Musei: Urm... ugh..... What? huh?

TSIFAN: Langey: *fires fire beam at Loba* Take This!

SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: ... Is he okay?

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *dodges fire beam* nice try girlie, but you need serious improvements.

TSIFAN: Scythe: I think he'll be okay.He lost plenty of blood though. He won't be up and running for a few days


SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: *picks up Uziami and Lobo* May Arceus be with you.

TSIFAN: Evan: *appears behind her* I don't know about that *shoots Flaming bolt at Loba

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *thrusts blade at Evan, though she is hit by the flames, and starts to fall*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *twitching* I... smelll... burning.... feathers!!!!

TSIFAN: Evan: Guh- *grasps onto his deep cut that bleeds as he fall*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: I... smell.... bloood!!!!!

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *smirks* For once in my life, I'm proud to call you my brother.

TSIFAN: Langey: Evan! * holds hand out in despair waching faling Evan*

SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: *catches Evan* Quick!! Call for help!!!

TSIFAN: Musei:...ugh... my god...

SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: Bad news, Lobo's turned into a bloodthirsty maniac.

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: I hunger!!!! *eyes are red and shine-less*

SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: *shielding Evan*

TSIFAN: Langey: Lobo? is there something wrong? *walk toward him*

TSIFAN: Musei: No..... get away...!

TSIFAN: Scythe: LANGEY! *runs toward the trio*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Blood.... I need... BLOOD!!!!! *eyes are red and demoic-looking*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Okay, even I'll admit that's just creepy.

TSIFAN: Langey: Eeek! Uncle Lobo? *shakes as she falls over*

TSIFAN: Musei: Ugh... Quickly Langey, run... He's gone in a blood craze as I had, run...


SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: BLOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!! *fangs are now visible, looks evil*

TSIFAN: Evan: Langey....

TSIFAN: Langey: *Eyes tear up slightly as she shook in complete fear looking up at he towering Dark Angel* Uncle!

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: ... Even evil has standards. *grabs both Evan and Langey and flies away from Lobo*

TSIFAN: Musei:....thanks.... *goes unconscious*

TSIFAN: Scythe: *Runs up next to Teala* Aim for his wings to ruin his flight!

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Bloooooooood!!!!!! *is now downright democi looking*

SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: Ha! *uses Ice Beam*

TSIFAN: Scythe: Grahh! *fires Flamethrower at the wings*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *unfazed* Is that all? *sinks fangs into Teala's neck*

TSIFAN: Scythe: No! *rams into Lobo in a quick attack*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *in the clouds, flying Evan and Langey to safety* If you're wondering why I'm protecting you, it's because even evil has standards.


TSIFAN: Langey: Th-thanks...

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Blood!! *now bites Scythe*

TSIFAN: Evan:*continues to bleed, now even from the mouth* Ugh...

TSIFAN: Scythe: Argh! *Fires Flamethrower at Lobo's Face*


SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: One word that I saved somebody and I'll kill your entire family... The hospital's not too far...

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Hmph... *is hit, and now he is shown with clawed fingernails*
TSIFAN: Langey: O-okay....


TSIFAN: Scythe *growls, but now bleeds plentifully staining his fur* Grrrrr....

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *lands at hospital* Hurry, save your friend. I need to stop my brother... *lands Langey and Evan, and then flies off*


TSIFAN: Langey: *holding Evan in her hands as she ran into the hospital.*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Give in yet? *arms and legs become covered in a black armor of sorts, also a helmet of sorts*


SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: Gah!!! *tries to use Ice Beam again*


SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *trying to find Lobo* Where is that idiot now...?

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *wings are now covered in that same armor* Heh... blood... *is blocked by Teala*

SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: I'll fly you to the hospital, I think Loba's on our side for the time being.

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *lands* I'll deal with featherbra- WHO PUSHED HIM INTO HIS TRUE FORM!!!!??

TSIFAN: Musei:....must...destroy.......... *shakings hands trying to lift himself off the ground*

TSIFAN: Musei: Must.... Destroy........Threat.... *now attempting to stand, while shaking a little as he regained balance*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: ... Time for my true form... *her arms and legs become covered in a dark purple armor, with a same-colored helmet of sorts and her wings become that same material*

SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: *carrying Scythe, in the clouds* Hang on...

TSIFAN: Musei: *Licks blood off hand* Threat, Identified.... Dark Angel....


SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *demonic voice* Must... kill...

TSIFAN: Musei: *summons blood red Scythe* Heh.....heheh....

TSIFAN: Bashton: I see my brother has finally lost all reasoning..... I'll enjoy this....

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: I think I'll just leave it to Musei *takes seat on destroyed pillar*

SilverWolfLaguz: *you hear a beer can being opened*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: At least I still have my alcholol.

TSIFAN: Musei: *Demonic black eyes with Red pupils and white tinting turned to red* hAHAHHAHHHA!!

TSIFAN: Musei: *leaps toward Lobo continuintg psychtoic laughter and swings Scythe*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *splatters blood* Don't you just love watching two friends gone made fight against each other, Bashton?

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *lunges with clawed fingernails extended* Blood...!!!

TSIFAN: Bashton:Lifts the mood. I just want to see if he's truly not a failure

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: As with my brother. I'm finally proud to call him kin.

TSIFAN: Musei: *is stabbed into the face with a claw as a bit tore off to see only black shadows*

TSIFAN: Bashton: I won't accept him, until he actually proves himself worthy.... heh...

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *drinking beer* How amusing. My brother has now gone berserk.

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *all his teeth turn into fangs, grows a tail of a black metal, and his eyes are entirely red* RRRRRARRRRRR!!!!!

TSIFAN: Musei: As with mine, if you look closely he's losing that human form of his

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: My brother's true form in all its glory... The humanoid form he assumed is fading... Perfect.

SilverWolfLaguz: *meanwhile, Teala has gotten Scythe to the hospital*

TSIFAN: Musei: Grahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! *His body form destroys itself and transforms into a shadowy form that had a small resemblace to human and the smae psychotic face.* HehEHehEEhhhHHeheHH.

SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: *to Langey* I'm sorry... If I had been faster, then neither one would have been hurt...

TSIFAN: Bashton: Seems he's finally lost it....might not be posssible for him to return to normal now

TSIFAN: Langey: It's okay, if I was quicker then no one would be in this situation.

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Nnnnrrrghhh....!!!! *his entire body becomes covered in black armor, and becomes more like a hellish dragon. A pure black aura surrounds him, darl elements building up around him*

TSIFAN: Scythe: ugh.... it's not either of your faults.....

SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: ... I just feel guilty...

TSIFAN: Musei: *his form changese as it morphes into a shadow copy of Lobo's* HehHehHEEhehEh

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Hey Bashton, ever heard the saying "Even evil has standards"?

TSIFAN: Bashton: I've been around these part for ages, And I only hear that today

TSIFAN: Langy: I do too, I'll get him inside first. Go get Uncle Uziami first.

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *turns to face Loba, psyschotic look on face.* Bloood source detected... kill.... Blood....


SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: Hm. *takes Uziami and Scythe into the hospitail* Take your friend, too.
TSIFAN: Bashton: I'd run if I were you, Both Musei and Loba are probably after you since they're looking for blood and Dark Angels.

TSIFAN: Langey: Okay, thank you


SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: No need to tall me twice!! *flies away, looking for the Light Dimension*

SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: Uziami... Scythe... Evan.... I'm sorry...

TSIFAN: Musei: HehhehhhEehHeh *Holding Scythe as he swings toward both Loba and Lobo*

TSIFAN: Bashton:.... *jumps in the way of all hits for Loba*
SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: heheheheheheheheh.... Blood... *shoots orbs of dark energy with fire*
TSIFAN: Musei: HeheeEhHeheheh.... Die Threats!


SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: T-Thanks... *goes further into her true form* With this state, I mantain control, but still gain power... *fire energy wave into the ground*


SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Death!!!!! Blood!!! Destruction!!!!! *causes earthquake*

TSIFAN: Bashton: Good, even at this point it's going to far fo even my tastes. *Summosn large shield*

SilverWolfLaguz: Teala: ...! I sense a disturbance!!! *flies off*


….To Be Continued….

[pieandchips]

...Wut?

[Felix Falora]

Fuck you! Blood tastes very good... IT IS NOT VERY BAD! *slaps a bitch*

[pieandchips]

Does PAC have to choke-a-bitch?

[tsifan]

SilverWolfLaguz: *Meanwhile, in another universe where everything is the same except that the bar has not blown up and that Musei and Lobo are sane*

TSIFAN: Musei: Lobo, is yur sister drunk again?

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: For once, no. I hid all the alcholic beverages in a place that nobody knows about! *stupid grin*

TSIFAN: Musei: The kitchen next to the cereal I suppose

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Nope! •• It's on a blimp!

TSIFAN: Musei: I'll bite, now how are you supposed to conduct business?

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Um... •• Uh... Be right back!! *flies to catch a blimp, music starts to play for some reason* I'm on a blimp, I'm on a blimp, take a good hard lookk at the mother****ing blimp!

TSIFAN: Musei: I see...

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *Humming "I'm On A Boat"*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: I blame the rap music.

TSIFAN: Musei: Yup...

SilverWolfLaguz: *Lobo lands, trying to hide the alcholic beverages*

TSIFAN: Musei: Hey, he's back...

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: I was on a blimp!

SilverWolfLaguz: *Loba tackles him, going for...............*

SilverWolfLaguz: *............ the beer*

SilverWolfLaguz: *Loba chugs a beer*

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: Wow, the place hasn't blown up yet? Must be a miracle.

TSIFAN: Musei: No lightning or Fire based things are here yet

SilverWolfLaguz: *at the bar, which is still intact. It's a record!*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: I had this really weird dream last night. I dreamt that Musei and I went totally berserk!
SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Lay off the drugs.

TSIFAN: Musei: It's something he's eating i bet

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Why am I not suprised...?

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: I'm on a boat!

SilverWolfLaguz: *Loba takes out a sledgehammer. Is she overracting or what?*

TSIFAN: Musei: Uhhh... maybe he needs to sleep it off

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: Maybe. Let me handle that. *uses weak electric jolt to paralyze Lobo*

TSIFAN: Musei: Or he's not crazy at all. Either way, he'd do this kind of thing

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Cheese!!!

TSIFAN: Musei: See, he's hungry

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Somebody, get his pills because I'm too evil to get them myself.

TSIFAN: He has pills?

SilverWolfLaguz: Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't.

TSIFAN: Musei: Anyways, let's inspect this dream more

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: In this dream, itstarted off with me getting fried, and the Loba tried to eat me.

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Ew! Why would I eat you!?

TSIFAN: Musei: Bet she was drunk

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: ... And then Bashton appeared, and then he and Loba kept killing people, even Tsifan and SWL, and draining Uziami... It then rained blood... And then Musei went mad.

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: ...

TSIFAN: Musei: Interesting,

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Then Langey, Evan, Teala and Scythe showed up and tried to fight for the people, and then Evan was severely harmed... Teala flew him to the hospital... And then I started to go mad...

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Lay off the drugs, bro.


TSIFAN: Musei: Disturbing, anything else?

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: I started to attack Langey, but Loba had a change of heart and flew them to the hospital... You were out cold, and Teala and Scythe battled me... I shifted further into my true form and badly wounded Scythe... Teala flew him to the hospital... I scared my sister... Then Bashton showed up and you woke up...

SilverWolfLaguz: Tanachu: ...


TSIFAN: Musei: I'm suggesting overdosage of sugar, but how did this dream end?

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: ... You shifted into this hellish creature, and so did I... Loba was partially into a similar state, but she kept her mental state................ And then the alarm clock woke me up!

TSIFAN: Musei....I think you mixed up Alcohal and Milk when you ate your cereal yesterday then

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Ehehehehe... Must have been that...

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: That's because you're an idiot, bro.

TSIFAN: Musei: Anyways, I don't suggest doing that again. Or I'll personally enter your mind next time and smack you.

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Alright, alright! Just don't screw with my mind! I've got brain cheese in there! *record scratches*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Oh my Medusa, I hate my brother.

TSIFAN: Musei: Same with me, but at least your brother isn't a psychotic murderer that eliminates Races of other creatures for the fun of it

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Eh, I'll take the psychotic murderer over a brain-damaged brother any day.

TSIFAN: Musei: May I add he hates alcohal?

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Just as long as he doesn't stop me from drinking it, I'm alright.

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: I'm on a boat! *stupid grin*

TSIFAN: Musei: Now if Lobo was my brother, I don't think I'd be the same person I am to

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: And why is that? *watches Lobo juggle stuff very poorly*

TSIFAN: Musei: I wouldn't be part of this stupid race, and I'd be able to have the natural emotions everyone else can have. Mine's are just a mutation.

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Pfft, try deal with feathery wings in the rain. Or snow. Or fog. Or sand. Or just about anything that isn't clear. And you'll have weak bones. And poor night vision- I'm tougher and see better due to training.

SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: Wow, the club hasn't blown up yet? Is this a record?

TSIFAN: Musei: True, we all have problems.

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Thanks alot for noting that fact, you mutated lion! Now we're gonna blow up for sure!


TSIFAN: Musei: But at least you can experience a normal daily life in the light. I have to stay under darkness or I'll literally burn in it and feel pain. I'm just lucky I"m not doing a massacre right now.


SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Yeah... Wait, what is Tanachu doing here!?


SilverWolfLaguz: Tanachu: Watch this! THUNDER!!!!

SilverWolfLaguz: *clubs blows up for the what time now?*

TSIFAN: Musei: *rubs off smog* I thought you banned her from here

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: The little rat must have snuck in!!

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *fried* I think I'm cooked crispy, right down to my bones. *falls over*

TSIFAN: Musei: Good thing your not drunk, because right about now Lobo should be well done

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Eh. Can't eat anything with feathers due to these. *points to wings*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Now I know what it feels like to be KFC...

TSIFAN: Musei: *pokes Lobo* If I had nerves in my body, this'll hurt my fingers

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Somebody... tell... my fangirls... that I love them...

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *in a nonchalant voice* Looks like my brother's scared for life again.

TSIFAN: Musei: You not going to die unless something tries to eat you like in your dreams or something.

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *dusts soot off Lobo* How are we related again?

TSIFAN: Musei: The Likelyness of each other

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Good point. We're exactly the same size, you know.

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Help! Loba's trying to eat me! Just like my dream!

TSIFAN: Anyways, where's that remote so that we can restore the bar?

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Rewind, please!

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Goddamnit stupid cameraman, not that far!!!

TSIFAN: Musei (Still looks the same): Wow, she looks so different

SilverWolfLaguz: SWL: The "Loba" is a dangerous animal form birth. The "Lobo" is stupid, even in its youth.


SilverWolfLaguz: Mheetu: *now a Shinx*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: I remember when I had brown hair!

TSIFAN: Musei: I have been looking like this for milleniums, so dont be suprised at me

SilverWolfLaguz: *we see Loba with a cannon*

SilverWolfLaguz: SWL: How long has she had that cannon? And why is she pointing it at the audience?

TSIFAN: Cameraman: *rewinds to bar*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Finally! *shots audience*


TSIFAN: *Screaming*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *singing psychotically* Who's that madwoman destroying the world? It's Loba! *high voice* That's me! *normal voice* It's Loba and Pals! The blood of the innocent will flow without end! It's Loba and Pals! *shots audience one more time*

TSIFAN: Musei: Get her away from the alcohal, NOW

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: For once, I'm completely sober!

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *takes out traquilizer* It's time for Limey Man to save the day!

TSIFAN: Musei: Lib takes the most horrid times for vacations

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Hey sis! Our mother's coming over!

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: You're kidding, right?

TSIFAN: Musei:You still have connections?

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Yep!

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: T_T My mother wanted me to become a doctor, not a bar owner slash destroyer of worlds.

TSIFAN: Musei: Never thought you'd really care

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: What'cha gonna do?

TSIFAN: Musei: I'm not agreeing to surgery

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *evil glare* Lobo, you can be my husband. One word of anything and I'll feed you to the thing that lives under the bar.


SilverWolfLaguz: *cue sequence and Lobo looks like an overdone drag queen at best*


TSIFAN: Musei: I don't even want to know how you pass health inspections, but won't your mother notice you married your borther?
SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *grabs blond wig* Not with this.

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *puts wig on Lobo just as you hear the doorbell ring* Got it!

SilverWolfLaguz: *we see a brown-haired woman at the door, resumably their mother*

TSIFAN: Musei: Hello there

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba's Mom: Lobazotah! How are you my dear?

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Um... I became a doctor and I married. *points to Lobo in drag and the blond wig*

TSIFAN: Musei: You should've came to the wedding, it was amazing

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *bitter* Yeah, it was amazing...

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Um, as for the bar... Well... My husband opened it and named it after me!

TSIFAN: Musei: He's...somewhere

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: At work. He's a lawyer. Won't be back until Wednesday...

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *bitter still* Yeah, won't be back until Wedneday...

TSIFAN: Musei: Wish he was here, bet he'd be so happy

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba's Mom: What was that?

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Um... He means "mother-in-law"!

TSIFAN: Musei: Lovely, why not take a seat?

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba's Mom: Why not, I am exhausted from the long flight here *sits down* And who may you be?

TSIFAN: Musei: Brother of dear Loba's husband, names Musei

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba's Mom: The pleasure is mine.

TSIFAN: Musei: Hope you find youself comfy, I'll go get us some drinks. Any selections?

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *now angry* *to Musei* I'm going upstairs to clean up. Let me know when she's gone.
SilverWolfLaguz: Loba's Mom: Do you have any wine?

TSIFAN: Musei: Sure, what about you Loba?

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Be- No, water. It's the healthy option. And I am a doctor!

SilverWolfLaguz: *as Lobo walks to the staircase, he trips, making his disguise fall off*

TSIFAN: Musei: Wish brother would dye his hair instead of wearing a blonde wig

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba's Mom: I must say, Lobazotah, he looks alot like Lobozotoh.

TSIFAN: Musei: Uncanny resemblance eh?

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *thinking* Shit! *out loud* Um, coindience?

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: *getting up* I can't take it anymore!

TSIFAN: Musei: finally

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Loba's really a bar owner who destroys the world in her spare time, and I'm Lobo! *tears off remains of disquise*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba's Mom: Loba, is this true?

TSIFAN: Musei: Eye witness. *raises hand*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *death glare* I am so killing the both of them.

TSIFAN: Musei: I just played along so that Lobo could speak for himself, who'd believe some random kid in a bar?

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Woe is me...

SilverWolfLaguz: *it is heavily implied that Loba is getting a severe scolding by her mother!*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Right! *runs away*

TSIFAN: Musei: *Escapes*

SilverWolfLaguz: *just as they get out, the bar explodes*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: *cooked* Now I now what it feels like to be Lobo...

TSIFAN: Musei: Wow, switch of roles
SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: End of scene and fade to black!


TSIFAN: Musei: Roger

SilverWolfLaguz: *when the screen goes black, you can hear Lobo scream*

TSIFAN: Cameraman: Ma'm, Ma'm! Put thaT Cannona DOWN! *Explosion*

SilverWolfLaguz: *when the screen returns to normal, you can see Lobo has been cooked as well*


SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: I think I'm fried forever now... *falls over*

TSIFAN: Musei: So glad I"m not flesh

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: And that was just the pilot episode of "Loba and Pals"! God, we are so canceled after the first season!

TSIFAN: Musei: More like first episode

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Talk to Hades, because I don't want to hear it.

TSIFAN: Musei: Eh, back to normal life I guess

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Hopefully.

SilverWolfLaguz: *a few days later, Loba has a letter from the network*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: ... "Needs more characters", "less explosions", "les psychopathy", who do they think they are!? 4Kids!?

TSIFAN: Musei: Probably

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Man I hate that network! They always censor out all the blood!

TSIFAN: Musei: So, we're set to normal life now?

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Why not...

TSIFAN: Musei: Alright then, here's Tanachu with her thunder now

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Let;s have a drinking game! Everytime the club blows up, take a drink!

TSIFAN: Musei: We'll be over the legal drinking limit by then

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: One-day ticket to liver failure!

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba: Huzzah. *gets beer*

TSIFAN: Musei: I'll see y'all in the operating room

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Now for the club to blow up...

TSIFAN: Musei: It'll take mere seconds.

SilverWolfLaguz: *club blows up from Tanachu's Thunder*

SilverWolfLaguz: Loba/Lobo: Drink! (Loba chugs and beer and Lobo gets liqour*

TSIFAN: Musei: *doesnt bother to even sip*

SilverWolfLaguz: Lobo: Heh, anything else?

TSIFAN: Musei: *Watches Kanto explode the bar somehow with an electric beam*

SilverWolfLaguz: *Loba and Lobo get another drink*