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Post by 42zombies on May 4, 2008 8:51:35 GMT -5
Sam and Max pulled up to the arena in their black-and-white DeSoto. "So this is where the people in this dimension come to needlessly maim each other!" Max said excitedly as the two detectives got out and made their way in. "Back home we just do it on the streets, right?"
"Some things are better left unsaid, Max." Sam pointed out. "Now let's find out who called us."
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Post by pieandchips on May 5, 2008 21:48:28 GMT -5
"Welcome to your deaths, Sam and Max" said a hidden ursine figure from the shadows. She snapped the communicator she used to call them. "I bet you're wondering why you're here..."
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Post by 42zombies on May 6, 2008 15:05:05 GMT -5
"Free cookies?" Sam asked. "Free blood and dismemberment?" Max guessed.
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Post by pieandchips on May 6, 2008 16:14:56 GMT -5
"Actually I'm not entirely sure either" said Ursa, "but there's a jewel piece here and I'm gonna kill you both before you can get your grubby little hands on it."
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Post by 42zombies on May 6, 2008 16:25:34 GMT -5
"They're not that grubby." Max responded. "I don't know what you're talking about, but I know we have to shoot you." Sam said as he and Max pulled out their guns.
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Post by pieandchips on May 6, 2008 17:10:26 GMT -5
Ursa jumped forward with her claws drawn. "You aren't shooting me..." she said. She nearly sliced off their arms.
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Post by 42zombies on May 6, 2008 17:22:47 GMT -5
Sam and Max's guns were sliced open like Christmas murder victims. "Well, that's gonna be tough on our budget." Sam observed.
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Post by pieandchips on May 6, 2008 18:39:32 GMT -5
"Die!" said Ursa as she prepared to run them through on her claws.
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Post by 42zombies on May 7, 2008 15:48:22 GMT -5
Sam grabbed Max and quickly jumped out of the way. "What are we supposed to do now?" Max asked. "I'm not sure; without our guns, it's like we're not even detectives." Sam answered.
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Post by pieandchips on May 10, 2008 17:20:32 GMT -5
"You're not even gonna be living in a second!" said Ursa as she jumped at them.
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Post by 42zombies on May 10, 2008 17:25:00 GMT -5
Sam rolled out of the way while holding Max, barely avoiding getting sliced. "That was a close one... Max?" It took Sam a second to realize that he hadn't avoided it as much as he'd thought. Max had been sliced by one of the claws.
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Post by pieandchips on May 10, 2008 18:00:45 GMT -5
"Die!" shouted Ursa as she pivoted around and slashed at them again.
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Post by 42zombies on May 10, 2008 18:07:45 GMT -5
"Oh, man... I don't feel too good..." Max complained as Sam rolled out of the way, crushing Max under him as he did so. "Don't worry, little buddy. We'll find a way out of this." Sam reassured.
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Post by pieandchips on May 10, 2008 18:25:16 GMT -5
Ursa brought her paws up and slammed the blades in them in to where Sam and Max were.
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Post by 42zombies on May 10, 2008 19:49:33 GMT -5
Sam quickly dodged the attack. The only problem was he had forgotten the helpless and now fatally-wounded Max. "Oh, damn it." Sam swore. "Why are you attacking us, anyways?"
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