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Post by 42zombies on May 17, 2008 8:17:13 GMT -5
Retro laughed. "Psychadellic!" He exclaimed as he pushed a button on his staff. A force field that looked vaguely like a disco ball surrounded him.
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Post by pieandchips on May 17, 2008 21:54:59 GMT -5
"What the hell" asked Ursa as she brought her claws on the force field.
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Post by 42zombies on May 18, 2008 12:31:35 GMT -5
"I projected a funk-field around my bad self." Retro explained. "You've gotta be a lot funkier to break through this, you jive turkey!"
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Post by pieandchips on May 18, 2008 13:27:04 GMT -5
"No... just no..." said Ursa. Bear dropped a rocket launcher at Ursa's feet. She picked it up. "Die..." she fired it.
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Post by 42zombies on May 18, 2008 16:58:37 GMT -5
The rocket hit the funk-field, creating an oddly hypnotic explosion with lights, laser-effects, and glitter.
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Post by pieandchips on May 18, 2008 18:41:51 GMT -5
"What the hell?!?!" shouted Ursa, dropping the launcher. She snapped her fingers with an idea. She ran inside the effects room and grabbed a disco ball. She broke one of the sides and dropped a grenade in it. Ursa ran back out and threw it at the funkfield.
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Post by 42zombies on May 19, 2008 15:33:34 GMT -5
Retro stared in horror as the discorenade went flying towards the force-field.
"Oh, funk!"
With a mighty explosion, the force-field was destroyed and Retro was knocked to the ground. His afro, which was actually a wig, had been knocked off of his head.
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Post by pieandchips on May 19, 2008 17:19:52 GMT -5
"Ha!" shouted Ursa as she dove in for the kill.
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Post by 42zombies on May 20, 2008 15:53:16 GMT -5
"You don't wanna do that!" Retro said as he held his hands up pleadingly.
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Post by pieandchips on May 20, 2008 18:17:13 GMT -5
"Why not?" asked Ursa as she held a claw at Retro's throat.
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Post by 42zombies on May 21, 2008 16:57:42 GMT -5
"Well, you see, I'm part of en evil organization called the Furous Five." Retro explained. "You put me on ice, and they'll bring down the heat!"
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 27, 2008 14:19:12 GMT -5
(Sorry, it's been a while) "You know what?" said Ursa "I don't care!" She slashed Retro's throat wide open, causing him to start to bleed to death.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 27, 2008 14:41:02 GMT -5
"Oh, damn..." Retro coughed as he collapsed. "Man... this sucks, man... I... I never really loved!" He fell to the ground, dead.
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 27, 2008 15:32:05 GMT -5
Bear picked up the body and threw it toward a sign, knocking it down. The jewel piece came with it. "HELL YES!" shouted Ursa. She ran toward it and grabbed it. "You ain't half bad." said Ursa to Bear as she walked out. "Awr..." replied Bear.
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