Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Apr 11, 2010 15:22:41 GMT -5
Full Name: Mario Tortellini Eudyptes Chrysolophus
Nicknames: Noodle
Age: 37
Height: ? (tall for his species)
Weight: ? (average)
Gender: Male
Race: Macaroni Penguin Anthro
Alliance: Good
Home: Falkland Islands, Earth?
Franchise: The Continuing Saga of Tree, Todd, and Snowy (original story)
Physical Description: Tortellini is a penguin. Thus, his body is penguin-like, with short legs, a tall body, and long flippers. Even though several different kinds of bird anthros have hair, Tortellini doesn’t. However, it’s more than made up for by his long yellow eyebrows. The things are huge, and it’s a wonder how he stands up with those things on his head. His feathers are fairly ruffled, and never seem to lay down flat. Even though he’s a bird, he has opposable fingers.
For clothing, Tortellini prefers a simple black suit. Just to make it look snazzy, he wears a red bowtie with it. He doesn’t wear any shoes.
Weapons: Tortellini’s main weapon is his partner, the Living Weapon Ravioli. Ravioli is more similar to the weapons used by Meisters in the Soul Eater series than most Living Weapons used by Alchemists, but she’s good and reliable and that’s all Tortellini needs. Even when he doesn’t have Ravioli with him, he’s skilled with all manner of firearms, so that’s enough for him.
Abilities/Powers: As far as powers go, Tortellini has none. His “abilities” are more skills that he has due to his species, such as being able to hold his breath for a long time and swim very quickly.
Skills: Tortellini is a fairly competent alchemist, and is far more skilled at alchemy than either Tree or Taffy due to the long period of time he’s been an alchemist.
Personality: Tortellini is a fairly no-nonsense person, but he can be charming if the need comes. He does what he considers to be the right thing, but he usually follows his mission more than his heart. However, if he’s made to do something that he has a problem with, he will refuse to do it. He’s not the kind of person to do something that he knows is wrong.
History: Tortellini was born a normal penguin anthro who wanted to serve his homeland. So he eventually went to England, where, after a long and convoluted series of events, somehow ended up getting put into Alchemy Academy Great Britain, where he trained to be an alchemist. Eventually, he made it into the Secret Intelligence Service, or the M16 as it was known then. He was placed in a special division of Alchemists with licenses to kill and was given the code number of 1138.
Soon after, Tortellini was convinced to make a living weapon by some of his partners in M16. The result was a cute little girl with fish and jellyfish like features. After getting over the initial shock of creating a kid, Tortellini and the weapon (whose name was apparently Ravioli), teamed up together, especially once Ravioli demonstrated her ability to change into various different guns.
Years later, he was approached by a girl scout named Lili, who tried to get him to buy some cookies. Tortellini quickly outed them as penguin meat cookies and then asked Lili what the fuck she was trying to do selling a penguin penguin meat cookies. Lili then responded “Exactly what you think I am.” At that moment, her own living weapon, Mr. Snuggles appeared, and Lili and Tortellini fought. Lili ended up the winner, and invited Tortellini for tea afterwards. It was then that she proposed her concept to him: a group of Living Weapon users who worked together to discover the formula for the Philosopher’s Stone. Tortellini accepted, and became Lili’s second team member, after Chip. He also managed to rank higher than Chip because Lili quite honestly believed Chip cheated and used RHA technology to created his Living Weapon, Dale.
Even more years passed, with the group gaining two new members: Julius “Kid” Caesar II, a kid who was the son of Julius Caesar due to a weird incident involving time travel, and Taffy Saltwater, a… well, he sure as hell wasn’t human who was responsible for the destruction of pretty much the entire Outer Banks area of North Carolina. Chip was still the lowest ranked member of the group.
Finally, after hearing about Tree’s exploits in New York (or what was left of it after what she did to it), Lili decided that she wanted Tree in the group. So she blackmailed Tree into coming to their base in the giant flying whale known as a Space Whale, and Tree proceeded to beat the shit out of everyone in the Space Whale because “no I do not want to be in your stupid little girl scout troop it’s stupid as crap why am I even here oh yeah YOU BLEW UP MY TV LOST WAS ON TONIGHT DAMMIT”. Tortellini managed to get beaten fairly well before Tree moved on to Taffy, and eventually Lili.
And then, while Tree fought Lili, the little girl revealed her true plans: that really she didn’t care about the Philosopher’s Stone, she already had one, oh yeah, and she was gonna use the League of Doom Alchemists to make her own personal army which she was going to then use to help further the plans of the Girl Scout Allegiance. Oh, and maybe find her father, Nicholas Flamel, and mercilessly slaughter him.
The Doom Alchemists, who had been IN THE NEXT ROOM while she said this, burst in and helped Tree fight Lili. Eventually, Lili was knocked off of the Space Whale, and was assumed dead. What they didn’t know was that she’d sabotaged the Space Whale to make it fall on whatever they were over. What they were over was Cairo.
+1 Crushed Cities.
After that, Tortellini headed back to England to do secret spy stuff that’s classified and thus cannot be said here. All that’s known is that they involved eggplants.
Eventually, Tortellini had a run in with the infamous bounty hunter Tazewell Simmons, who claimed that the penguin had a bounty on his head. Tortellini responded by putting a bullet in Taz’s head. Obviously this didn’t kill the bounty hunter, as he went on from there to go after Tree and eventually join a little group Nicholas Flamel had started to cause Ragnarok. Tortellini agreed to fight against Flamel at the order of Her Majesty the Queen.
During the fight at Yggdrasil, Tortellini was mainly focused on fighting Taz, due to the bird-wolf-man’s inherent speed but weak bones. A good water-propelled bullet would take him out easily. However, right when everyone started winning, Ark had to go and fuck things up, and everyone there was sent flying through the multiverse, eventually ending up on the Dimensional Island.
Other: His favorite food is river bass.
Picture: None current OR colored.
This is the best pic I’ve got and it’s OLD OLD
treetune.deviantart.com/art/The-League-of-Doom-Alchemists-110952557
(He's in the middle)
Nicknames: Noodle
Age: 37
Height: ? (tall for his species)
Weight: ? (average)
Gender: Male
Race: Macaroni Penguin Anthro
Alliance: Good
Home: Falkland Islands, Earth?
Franchise: The Continuing Saga of Tree, Todd, and Snowy (original story)
Physical Description: Tortellini is a penguin. Thus, his body is penguin-like, with short legs, a tall body, and long flippers. Even though several different kinds of bird anthros have hair, Tortellini doesn’t. However, it’s more than made up for by his long yellow eyebrows. The things are huge, and it’s a wonder how he stands up with those things on his head. His feathers are fairly ruffled, and never seem to lay down flat. Even though he’s a bird, he has opposable fingers.
For clothing, Tortellini prefers a simple black suit. Just to make it look snazzy, he wears a red bowtie with it. He doesn’t wear any shoes.
Weapons: Tortellini’s main weapon is his partner, the Living Weapon Ravioli. Ravioli is more similar to the weapons used by Meisters in the Soul Eater series than most Living Weapons used by Alchemists, but she’s good and reliable and that’s all Tortellini needs. Even when he doesn’t have Ravioli with him, he’s skilled with all manner of firearms, so that’s enough for him.
Abilities/Powers: As far as powers go, Tortellini has none. His “abilities” are more skills that he has due to his species, such as being able to hold his breath for a long time and swim very quickly.
Skills: Tortellini is a fairly competent alchemist, and is far more skilled at alchemy than either Tree or Taffy due to the long period of time he’s been an alchemist.
Personality: Tortellini is a fairly no-nonsense person, but he can be charming if the need comes. He does what he considers to be the right thing, but he usually follows his mission more than his heart. However, if he’s made to do something that he has a problem with, he will refuse to do it. He’s not the kind of person to do something that he knows is wrong.
History: Tortellini was born a normal penguin anthro who wanted to serve his homeland. So he eventually went to England, where, after a long and convoluted series of events, somehow ended up getting put into Alchemy Academy Great Britain, where he trained to be an alchemist. Eventually, he made it into the Secret Intelligence Service, or the M16 as it was known then. He was placed in a special division of Alchemists with licenses to kill and was given the code number of 1138.
Soon after, Tortellini was convinced to make a living weapon by some of his partners in M16. The result was a cute little girl with fish and jellyfish like features. After getting over the initial shock of creating a kid, Tortellini and the weapon (whose name was apparently Ravioli), teamed up together, especially once Ravioli demonstrated her ability to change into various different guns.
Years later, he was approached by a girl scout named Lili, who tried to get him to buy some cookies. Tortellini quickly outed them as penguin meat cookies and then asked Lili what the fuck she was trying to do selling a penguin penguin meat cookies. Lili then responded “Exactly what you think I am.” At that moment, her own living weapon, Mr. Snuggles appeared, and Lili and Tortellini fought. Lili ended up the winner, and invited Tortellini for tea afterwards. It was then that she proposed her concept to him: a group of Living Weapon users who worked together to discover the formula for the Philosopher’s Stone. Tortellini accepted, and became Lili’s second team member, after Chip. He also managed to rank higher than Chip because Lili quite honestly believed Chip cheated and used RHA technology to created his Living Weapon, Dale.
Even more years passed, with the group gaining two new members: Julius “Kid” Caesar II, a kid who was the son of Julius Caesar due to a weird incident involving time travel, and Taffy Saltwater, a… well, he sure as hell wasn’t human who was responsible for the destruction of pretty much the entire Outer Banks area of North Carolina. Chip was still the lowest ranked member of the group.
Finally, after hearing about Tree’s exploits in New York (or what was left of it after what she did to it), Lili decided that she wanted Tree in the group. So she blackmailed Tree into coming to their base in the giant flying whale known as a Space Whale, and Tree proceeded to beat the shit out of everyone in the Space Whale because “no I do not want to be in your stupid little girl scout troop it’s stupid as crap why am I even here oh yeah YOU BLEW UP MY TV LOST WAS ON TONIGHT DAMMIT”. Tortellini managed to get beaten fairly well before Tree moved on to Taffy, and eventually Lili.
And then, while Tree fought Lili, the little girl revealed her true plans: that really she didn’t care about the Philosopher’s Stone, she already had one, oh yeah, and she was gonna use the League of Doom Alchemists to make her own personal army which she was going to then use to help further the plans of the Girl Scout Allegiance. Oh, and maybe find her father, Nicholas Flamel, and mercilessly slaughter him.
The Doom Alchemists, who had been IN THE NEXT ROOM while she said this, burst in and helped Tree fight Lili. Eventually, Lili was knocked off of the Space Whale, and was assumed dead. What they didn’t know was that she’d sabotaged the Space Whale to make it fall on whatever they were over. What they were over was Cairo.
+1 Crushed Cities.
After that, Tortellini headed back to England to do secret spy stuff that’s classified and thus cannot be said here. All that’s known is that they involved eggplants.
Eventually, Tortellini had a run in with the infamous bounty hunter Tazewell Simmons, who claimed that the penguin had a bounty on his head. Tortellini responded by putting a bullet in Taz’s head. Obviously this didn’t kill the bounty hunter, as he went on from there to go after Tree and eventually join a little group Nicholas Flamel had started to cause Ragnarok. Tortellini agreed to fight against Flamel at the order of Her Majesty the Queen.
During the fight at Yggdrasil, Tortellini was mainly focused on fighting Taz, due to the bird-wolf-man’s inherent speed but weak bones. A good water-propelled bullet would take him out easily. However, right when everyone started winning, Ark had to go and fuck things up, and everyone there was sent flying through the multiverse, eventually ending up on the Dimensional Island.
Other: His favorite food is river bass.
Picture: None current OR colored.
This is the best pic I’ve got and it’s OLD OLD
treetune.deviantart.com/art/The-League-of-Doom-Alchemists-110952557
(He's in the middle)
