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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 14, 2009 14:24:30 GMT -5
"So many new victims, so little time," the voice giggled gleefully. "They're going to suffer so horrenedously when I'm there, but they'll be dead in the end, so it's ok." The clown surveyed Igloo Village with a smile of pure madness and insane, childlike glee on his face. "Oh yes, it's time to play. After my defeat at the hands of the Returners, I haven't gotten a chance like this in quite a while!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 14, 2009 15:06:15 GMT -5
"And who the fuck are you?!" said a voice from behind this insane clown. The potty-mouthed person was a winter coat wearing, fish wielding bat.
"I'll have you know, I used to live here, and I ain't gonna let you destroy it, you stupid clown!" Tree boasted.
"Yeah, foo! The people here gave us asylum and all dat stuff, so we ain't gonna let you do what you're tryin' to do!" The fish, Todd said.
"Now, first off, tell us who the heck you are!" Tree said.
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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 14, 2009 20:01:09 GMT -5
The clown giggled as he turned to face them. Kefka Palazzo was not one to be intimidated, but instead intimidate. "How cute... the little kids think they can actually stop me!" he laughed. However, afterwards, his voice turned darker. "You piss me off, so I'm gonna make this quick."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 14, 2009 21:14:14 GMT -5
Tree smirked. "You wish, Jigsaw-wannabe."
She lowered Todd, and assumed a battle stance.
"I ain't gonna sit around here and chat, so I'm gonna make this quick too," she said.
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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 14, 2009 22:36:35 GMT -5
Kefka started it off quickly by shooting a Firaga spell while saying, "Fine then! You'll be well done!" The balls of fire, however, moved in such an erratic pattern that it would be harder to dodge them.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 14, 2009 22:43:37 GMT -5
Instead of dodging the fireballs, Tree decided to instead block the attack with a fire attack from Todd.
"What, you're not gonna be like Ozzy and try to eat me raw? Well, I guess that gives you some credit," Tree said. "But you're still lame."
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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 15, 2009 7:08:37 GMT -5
Of course, what Tree hadn't noticed is that Kefka had been charging up lightning in his fingers. "Talk all you want, but do it while you dance!" And then he began firing the Thundaga spell straight at Tree. Like before, the attack was eratic. The lightning bolts struck the ground in random places and if Tree wasn't careful, he might run into one. Bad thing was that one was also gonna strike where he was.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 15, 2009 8:34:54 GMT -5
Tree jumped into the air and ground her teeth as she saw the other lightning bolts coming her way.
"Todd!" She yelled.
"On it!"
At that moment, a red energy surged from the fish into Tree's body, giving her a temporary strength and agility that someone of her body type (to say the least) shouldn't have. Her eyes changed to yellow to show this.
She then started dodging the lightning bolts easily, though a few did hit her jacket (which was more like a jacket shaped suit of armor anyways, so it was all good) and ran up to Kefka, looking him right in the eye before bringing Todd swinging down.
"PS: You suck."
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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 15, 2009 17:52:24 GMT -5
Kefka grimaced as the fish was brought down. He managed to block it with a knife drawn from his cloak, but he hadn't espected a girl with a fish to be so powerful. The cloak opened as the clown's face distorted with unbridled rage and he screamed, "Don't mess with me!" Suddenly what looked like blades shot out from his cloak at her while she stayed close to him. If she didn't jump away quickly, she was likely to get pierced. His Havoc Wing attack, a deadly move he could use even out of his godlike form nowadays.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 15, 2009 20:18:32 GMT -5
Tree tried to pull away, but quite a few of the blades still managed to hit her, though they didn't pierce the jacket.
"Rule numero uno of fighting: know thy enemy, you stupid clown!" Tree taunted once she got far away. The jacket itself was made of an alchemical material that, while acting like cloth, was more like a suit of armor.
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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 15, 2009 21:14:43 GMT -5
"Hah! Thanks for the idea, punk," Kefka said as he cast a Scan spell on Tree. All sorts of stats showed up, including physical prowess, mental capacity, experience in battle, armor being worn, weapon being used, and, most important of all, strengths and weakness. "Now I know everything about you! Defeating you will be easier then taking the Masamune from that Momma's boy!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 15, 2009 21:17:05 GMT -5
Tree shrugged. "Eh, so you know thy enemy now. That just makes things more fun." She adjusted her glasses and grinned.
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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 16, 2009 11:28:23 GMT -5
"Indeed... And now...!" But suddenly an outbreak of energy caught Kefka's attention and he suddenly turned, looking very interested. "What... power... power enough to destroy universes... It must be mine!" He turned to face Tree. "We'll continue this later, kid. I've got business to attend to. Ciao!" With that, he suddenly dissapeared into nothingness.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 16, 2009 13:00:20 GMT -5
"HEY! Get back here!" Tree reached out to stop him, but Kefka had already disappeared. "Dammit! Well, at least the town's safe. Come on, Todd, let's go get some OJ."
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