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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 29, 2009 13:29:25 GMT -5
"Huh-WHOA!" Eddy sidestepped him, freaked out by the wide glint in his crazed eyes. He lost his footing, falling down on his back, where he finally struck a caltrop, digging into his upper back, above his right shoulder blade.
"GAH!!! SON OF A~!"
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 29, 2009 18:41:20 GMT -5
Disco stomped down on Eddy's gut while he was down, pinning the Super Child. Slowly, he edged the blade in his shoes towards Eddy's throat...
"You know," he stopped, a casual grin on his face. "In all my years killing people I've written a lot of notes-- most of 'em have told people to come on their own. And not once-- not once-- has somebody followed the instructions! They're smart enough to at least bring back-up! What does that say about you?"
Apparently the question was rhetorical, as the assassin pricked Eddy's skin with his blade. Then, drawing his foot back as if he were about to kick a soccer ball--
bang
A bullet had found its way into Disco's leg, sending him toppling onto Eddy. With a grunt, the assassin barely managed to roll off of the child. It was uncomforting to notice his lack of reaction to the caltrops.
"Oops... uh... sorry, short kid. Didn't mean for him to fall on you."
4 stood in the doorway to the warehouse, Raz and Jeff in tow. It was worth mentioning that Jeff looked completely drained-- he, himself, was practically lying on the floor.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 30, 2009 12:21:22 GMT -5
"UNGH~!" Eddy grunted at the stomp, glaring up at the assassin and his honeyed words. He braced himself for the blow...
...but instead of a slit throat like he was anticipating, he felt Disco's entire weight land on top of him.
"GAH!! ...owwwww..."
"Y'know, the guy had a point," Raz spoke up, taking Double D's place as the bearer of lectures, his hands planted on his hips. "Almost made it not worth finding you."
"...pagh."
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 30, 2009 15:01:04 GMT -5
"I told you you shouldn't have come alone." 4 said, unsheathing the katana strapped to his back. The metal gleamed in the darkness, catching the one working light that Disco had employed for dramatic effects.
"Well, actually you left before I could tell you... but I would have told you. Just like I would have killed Hitler if I were alive back then. Meh. Hey, the bleeding guy looks really familiar..."
In all the excitement, 4 hadn't paid any attention to who was standing on top of Eddy. It was only now that he got a good look at Disco. Granted, the assassin looked different without his sunglasses-- but 4 wasn't an idiot. He just drank a lot.
"... Disco? Who the hell hired you?!" 4 asked in shock. With an amazing speed, 4 pinned Disco to the ground, his knee lying on the madman's stomach. He held his blade carefully to the assailant's neck as he grinded his teeth.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 30, 2009 15:43:45 GMT -5
"Well... you guys shoulda been faster!"
"Aww, shut up," Raz grumbled, pulling Eddy aside as 4 took on Disco. He noticed Eddy's shoes nearby, picking them up and staring at them, then at Eddy. "...should I ask, or would I regret it?"
"He told me to take them off."
"And you listened to him."
"He would've killed me either way!"
"You're an idiot."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 1, 2009 10:16:17 GMT -5
"I've gotta agree with Raz; it was pretty dumb of you to listen to me." Disco smirked at his target. "You act like your life has never been threatened."
"Answer the damn question!" 4 yelled. "Who the fuck could have hired you?!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 1, 2009 15:09:52 GMT -5
"Well... really, it hasn't," Eddy replied. "Usually they go after my pals instead."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 1, 2009 15:58:47 GMT -5
"Oh, you mean Edd 'Double D'; or your buddy Ed?" Disco chuckled. "What about all of your buddies on Team Skylark? Or what about Double D's little bitch, Felix?"
Disco laughed out-loud despite the sword at his neck. "I spent a whole month watching your apartment before I went after you, kid! It was in my contract! The stuff I saw was hilarious! The way everybody goes ga-ga over that baby was especially priceless! Once she grows into a fat, ugly cow nobody'll pay any attention to her!"
"Answer the question." 4 hissed. He knew he had to shut Disco up before he said something really bad.
"Oh, what? Can't I talk about Nazz?" Disco's grin was beyond human emotion-- it was a wild ecstasy at the poison he was spitting.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 1, 2009 16:00:51 GMT -5
Both Raz and Eddy jumped at his calloused words.
"...oh, that's IT!!" Eddy was up on his feet, though running in place, as Raz was holding him back with a giant mental hand. "I'll wipe that grin off your face, you bastard!!"
"Eddy, you're injured, you moron! Come ON!"
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 1, 2009 16:16:40 GMT -5
"What's the matter? Scared I'll hurt your girlfriend? It's like something out of a bad teen-drama." Disco scoffed. "Will they or won't they? Will they or won't they? It really gets to you after a while."
A chuckle, and the assasin closed his eyes. His mad smile diminished into a small grin. "If you really want to know, Nazz is--"
Before he could deliver Nazz's fate, his eyes began to glow with a dark-purple energy. Anyone trained as a Psychonaut would recognize it was PSI-energy. Swiftly, with Disco's last breath, a sudden overload of psychic energy sparked a psychic's most gory ability.
With a sick pop, the killer's head exploded. Brains, blood, and bits of skull were splattered all over the warehouse and those inside its four walls. 4 casually peeled an eyeball off of his jacket.
"Big-headed kid... did you do that?" He asked slowly as he stood up.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 2, 2009 21:10:03 GMT -5
(did he? XD I don't wanna mess with your plot)
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 3, 2009 7:58:30 GMT -5
(OOC: No. I can't make one of your characters do something.)
"OH, COME ON! I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME!"
Davis yelled at the top of his lungs. 4 glanced briefly at him, standing fully visible as in the front entrance, and then looked back at Raz. "... So, kid, did you blow up Disco's head? I had no idea you could do that."
"RAZ COULDN'T BLOW UP A HEAD WITH DYNAMITE AND BRAIN SURGERY!" Davis yelled angrily. "Jeez! I teleported here when I heard you guys needed to get here. I was standing behind you the whole time, but did anyone ask me? No!"
"... Hey, is that some kinda hobo?" 4 whispered confidentially to Raz.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 3, 2009 11:13:53 GMT -5
"...oh my freaking god," Raz gaped, seemingly at Davis. But then he turned to 4. "That... that explosion wasn't me, but... whoa."
"You think it's that screaming weirdo over there?" Eddy grimaced as he waved the arm on his injured side Davis' way.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 3, 2009 15:02:46 GMT -5
"I'M RIGHT HERE! RAZ, YOU'VE KNOWN ME SINCE YOU JOINED THE PSYCHONAUTS!" Davis screamed angrily. "Eddy, Ed; I've been sleeping in your apartment, stealing your food!"
"Not now, what's-your-name; we're talking." 4 said harshly. "Didn't he die or something when the kid in the hat started changing?" "No! I didn't die!" "Eh, whatever."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 3, 2009 23:41:13 GMT -5
"Heck if I know," Raz shrugged. "I'm not his babysitter."
"Psht, like it matters," Eddy actually replied to Davis. "The angels generate endless food anyway."
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