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Post by 42zombies on Jul 8, 2009 10:03:43 GMT -5
4 groaned as he walked up the stairs to Jeff's apartment. Jeff, himself recovered from the exhausting teleportation he had preformed, approached the door.
"The others are probably still out," Jeff smiled. "We can rest in here." "Good. You got any food?" 4 asked with a sigh.
"Yeah, I've got some pie in the fridge. Insurance really paid off after that anarchist attacked." Jeff answered, turning to the entrance. He stopped, however, when he noticed something.
"... That's not good."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 8, 2009 13:25:33 GMT -5
"Ow... ow....owwwww..."
"Cut it out, Eddy. You got yourself hurt, so quit complaining." Raz glanced at Jeff, confised. "...what's not good?"
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 8, 2009 13:32:14 GMT -5
"Sorry if this sounds confising, Raz... wait... confising?" "Just tell us." 4 ordered.
"Right. Sorry." Jeff rubbed the back of his head. "Um... I can kind of feel someone in the apartment. And it isn't one of my friends. I think someone broke in... again."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 8, 2009 14:10:22 GMT -5
"...again?" Raz raised a brow. "...maybe it would;ve helped if you closed the door before you teleported us away."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 8, 2009 14:28:23 GMT -5
"No, they broke in-- picked the lock or something." 4 pointed out, pointing at the doorknob. "See the little scratches around the keyhole?" "No." "Shut up, Jeff. This doesn't concern you." "It's my apartment!"
Slowly, 4 reached for the doorknob. Before he could turn it, however, a single touch nudged the door open. Clinking noises came from inside.
"Oh, hey. Come on in. Sorry, I'm eating."
4 kicked the door open, revealing a man sitting at the small kitchen table. An entire tin of pie sat before him, slowy being torn apart by the man's fork. 4 stared at the intruder, barely recognizing him.
"... Kevin?"
"NO, YOU BASTARD!" Walter screamed as he stood up, aiming a Colt Peacemaker at... Raz, for some reason. "Say my NAME! SAY IT OR I THROW THE PIE OUT OF THE WINDOW!"
4 rubbed his chin, trying to remember the gunman's name. Unfortunately, for the life of him, he was terrible at this sort of thing.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 8, 2009 19:01:26 GMT -5
Raz stared down the weapon's barrel, surprised. After a breif moment of psychic concentration, he answered, "...Walter?"
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 8, 2009 21:49:20 GMT -5
Walter stared at Raz for a few seconds. Then, in calmly, he asked a simple question:
"Did I ask you to say my name?" Slowly, he pulled the trigger back. "If I recall, I was talking to 4. MIND YOUR OWN DAMNED BUSINESS!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 8, 2009 22:25:43 GMT -5
Eddy stared at Walter first, then at Raz. "I don't know what's wierder, this guy, or that fact that you actually tried to answer. I mean, who'd care if he threw the pie out the window?"
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 8, 2009 22:29:10 GMT -5
"I SURE DON'T!" shouted Powalski running into the room. He picked up the pie and threw it out the window. He transformed into Butthead briefly. "Uh huh huh huh huh. That was cool" he laughed. He transformed back.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 9, 2009 7:28:50 GMT -5
Walter quickly pointed his gun at Powalski and skillfully fired three rounds at the intruder. "That was my pie. I was going to eat it."
"Why the hell are you even here?" 4 asked, slowly reaching for the submachine gun that hung on his belt. Walter shrugged calmly.
"I'm just here on business. I'm here to kill Eddy."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 9, 2009 11:38:03 GMT -5
"What!?" Eddy grunted as the Telekinetic hand dropped him to the floor. "You gotta be KIDDING me! What for!?"
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 9, 2009 12:35:16 GMT -5
"The door was open" he said calmly.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 9, 2009 14:08:36 GMT -5
"Didn't I shoot you?" Walter asked, confused. Then, not wanting to risk anything, he shoved the barrel of his Peacemaker into Powalski's mouth, his finger on the trigger. "Don't move.
"Now, as for why I'm here to kill you... well, I was paid to. Isn't that good enough? If not, I could make something up."
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 9, 2009 15:25:55 GMT -5
"Honestly, I'm a highly trained assassin. Do you honestly think you can get me with that old trick" he asked. Powalski kicked Walter right in the balls.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 10, 2009 0:33:13 GMT -5
"Ooh!" Raz cringed at the shot to the stronum. That looked like it hurt.
"Another one!? COME ON!!" Eddy groaned. "Who the hell wants ME dead!? What did I DO!!?!"
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