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Post by 42zombies on May 31, 2008 17:23:38 GMT -5
A large, gate-like portal opened up on the edge of the island. A skeletal, disgusting-looking wizard in rotting robes stepped through, carrying a cube in his hand. He touched one side of the cube and the portal closed.
"This doesn't look like Carceri." The lich observed in a gutteral, aged voice. "Pity; though I could find some spirits that I could turn into ghosts. Oh, well. Guess I'll find some villages to convert to my zombie army."
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 1, 2008 8:30:32 GMT -5
"Welcome, new visitor" said Black Mage "Prepare to die." he said as he started charging a Hadoken.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 1, 2008 8:38:49 GMT -5
"What was that, wipper-snapper?" The lich asked. "Do you dare speak to a cleric of the god of death like that? Kids today, huh? No respect, I tell you. I AM THE DARK PRINCE OF ROTTING FLESH! THE EMPEROR OF LOST SOULS! THE MASTER OF TOMBSTONES! I AM THE DARK LICH-LORD KNOWN IN ALL TONGUES AS... P!"
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 1, 2008 11:06:44 GMT -5
"And I am Black Mage. Wait," BM said as he stopped charging the Hadoken. "You're evil? I'm sorry about that 'Prepare to die' comment. I didn't know you were evil. Welcome"
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 1, 2008 13:37:57 GMT -5
"That's the problem with you young, non-undead children!" P exclaimed. "Too quick to jump to conclusions and shoot your magic missiles at every creature who might no be willing to kill and eat you. Well, you know what, sonny? Just for the whole 'Almost Failing To Kill Me' thing, I'm not going to give you my tome of darkness."
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 1, 2008 14:59:26 GMT -5
An undead warlock popped out from behind a bush. "I'm Undead, I'm sure you're willing to give ME your tome of darkness" said Richard.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 1, 2008 18:09:36 GMT -5
"Well, that depends; do you worship the great god ______?" P asked Richard. "Any self-respecting evil being has to."
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