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Post by 42zombies on Apr 23, 2008 16:48:22 GMT -5
Glim the gnome smiled as he tuned his lute. He knew that, even in another dimension, his reputation as a bard would spread. Just so long as nobody knew what his music sounded like. Or knew his name. And the Invisible Servant he had sent out to gather an audience wouldn't hurt, either.
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 23, 2008 16:53:52 GMT -5
"What am I doing here again?" Christian asked as she stared down at the little gnome. Melleana said nothing. Gnomes were supposed to be her enemy if they weren't facing something worse then the Scourge, the Burning Legion, and the Illidori. Meanwhile, Shikamaru was sitting on the top with Leon Kennedy and Leon Falora sitting on either side of him. Down below, Michael Maurice was just sitting there, looking bored.
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 23, 2008 17:48:14 GMT -5
"Oh, there's an army of Red Dragons coming." Glim lied. "To motivate us, I prepared a song!" The gnome held his lute up high and smiled. "I call it 'The Mermaid and the Fisherman'."
Hear the tale of Bumble McGee,
A skilled but lazy fisher was he
He was fishing on the lake when, one day,
A mermaid arose, asking he came and play
Bumble was excited at the fish-lady's beauty,
So he... jumped into the lake
But before they could swim to the barrier reef,
This fair mermaid ripped out his throat with her teeh
Then she smashed his skull against the ocean floor,
And if that weren't enough, she did so much more!
She ripped off his legs, turning the sea wine-red
And beat him to death, even if he was dead
Then the other merfolk came
And devoured him whole, for that was their game
So remember this lesson, children young and old,
To give I, Glim, 1000 gold!
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 23, 2008 21:59:58 GMT -5
"That... is pure bullshit," Michael Maurice said. "What kind of joke is this?!" Christian yelled and Melleana sighed before patting her shoulder and saying, "Gnomes are evil." "Well that was odd," Leon Kennedy said. "I've heard worse," Leon Falora said. "Really? I think my ears are bleeding. What a drag," Shikamaru said.
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 24, 2008 15:21:36 GMT -5
"Yes, well, I trained under the best." Glim responded. He had completely misheard them. "It's a love song!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 24, 2008 15:50:44 GMT -5
"He misheard us," Michael said. "He won't mishear THIS!" Christian said as she aimed a rocket launcher at Glim, but Leon Kennedy slapped it out of her hand. "Easy there... just calm yourself before you do something you'll regret," he said to her.
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 24, 2008 15:57:03 GMT -5
"My next song is a romance, as well." Glim explained as he prepared his lute. "It's called 'Me and My Dead Wife'!" He prepared to play his famously disturbing song.
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 24, 2008 16:08:29 GMT -5
"On second thought," Leon said as he took out his rocket launcher and Christian picked up hers. They then began shooting rockets at Glim.
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 24, 2008 16:17:40 GMT -5
Glim screamed in horror as the rocket launchers struck him. He was sent flying into a wall, his lute miraculously undamaged.
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 24, 2008 16:45:26 GMT -5
"Was that a little too harsh?" Michael asked. "No," Melleana said.
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 24, 2008 17:00:56 GMT -5
"I'm sorry... did you want a request?" Glim asked in a daze as he stood up. He quickly cast 'Cure Critical Wounds' on himself, healing his wounds. "There, that's better. I love being a Bard!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 24, 2008 17:16:59 GMT -5
"Here's the request," Leon Falora said. "Bugger off and DIE!"
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 24, 2008 17:18:38 GMT -5
"Could you hum a few bars?" Glim asked.
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 24, 2008 17:48:58 GMT -5
"In that case, do you dance?" Leon Falora asked before Leon Kennedy and Christian began shooting at the Gnome's feet with their guns.
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 25, 2008 16:22:09 GMT -5
Glim screamed in horror as one of the strange projectiles struck his foot. "What's that for?!" He asked angrily.
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