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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 25, 2008 16:53:36 GMT -5
"Because you suck!" the two yelled.
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 26, 2008 18:23:34 GMT -5
"Why does everyone keep saying that?!" Glim yelled.
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 26, 2008 18:26:48 GMT -5
Now the whole audiance spoke. "BECAUSE YOU DO!" Even Shikamaru yelled it.
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 26, 2008 18:51:58 GMT -5
Deep in Glim's mind, something snapped. A part of his mind that knew he sucked emerged. Unfortunately, this was also his violent and controlling side. "Who the hell asked you?!" The gnome asked angrily. "I don't remember submitting an aplication to the Shit-Brains Society!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 26, 2008 18:56:31 GMT -5
"Then why did you invite us here and cause us to waste our time?" Shikamaru asked. "Why do all you damn Gnomes suck?! It's the same here as in Azeroth!" Melleana yelled.
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 27, 2008 9:31:58 GMT -5
"I called you here so you wouldn't have to spend tonight dating your mother!" Glim answered.
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 27, 2008 21:05:13 GMT -5
"..." The audience was silent. "Let's kill him," Christian snarled. "Amen," Leon Falora said, pulling his sword as Christian aimed her guns, Leon Kennedy also aiming his guns.
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 28, 2008 15:13:40 GMT -5
"Oh, you're going to kill me? Real nice. I suppose next you're going to loot my body." Glim mocked as he began walking away. "Why don't you try and come up with an original idea?"
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 28, 2008 16:02:11 GMT -5
Shikamaru caught Glim's shadow with his Shadow Possession Jutsu. "I'm sick of idiots like you, so I'll just hold you here while you die," he said. (Better call in a friend, Glim, cause this'll get ugly if you don't *smirk*) "Any last words?" Christian said.
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 28, 2008 16:35:21 GMT -5
A posion arrow suddenly whizzed past Glim's head and landed near Shikamaru's foot. "The bard is useful to my needs." Yas said from up in the stands. "Even if his songs are horrible." "Oh, right. Like I value the opinion of Spider-Man." Glim mocked.
Yas' eyes widened in horror. "What have you fools done?!" She yelled. "He's become sarcastic!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 28, 2008 16:36:35 GMT -5
"If he would've just shut the fuck up!" Christian yelled before shooting some bullets at Yas. Unfortunately, in her anger, they were poorly aimed and whizzed past the Drow's head.
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 28, 2008 16:47:10 GMT -5
"Yes, but you never drive him to the point where he becomes sarcastic!" Yas warned. "All of the weapons and magic in the world are no match for a gnome's sarcasm!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 28, 2008 22:22:19 GMT -5
"That's unlike the Gnomes back home in Azeroth... They're sarcastic assholes all the time... Guys, we could just play the game 'Punt The Gnome' anytime we want," Melleana said. "I like the elf's thinking," Leon Falora said. "I love it," Christian said, causing Melleana to blush. Michael Maurice shook his head as he just sat there and looked pretty.
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 29, 2008 14:47:31 GMT -5
"Would you shut up about Azeroth?" Glim asked angrily. "Really, I can't hear enough about your homeland and how eveyrthing there's different from here. It's just great, friend!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 29, 2008 18:23:18 GMT -5
Everything got cold quickly as the air around Melleana chilled, causing everyone in the arena to start freezing over. "Who do you think you're dealing with?" she snarled. "That immolation thing. Her being an ice spirit, it causes things to get colder, not hotter?" Leon asked nobody.
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