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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 22, 2008 1:27:28 GMT -5
"Aghhhh, stupid dinosaur!" the black hooded person, the voice identifying the person as a her, said as she had wentr to order some cake. The green capped man said nothing, merely sipping at the tea he ordered.
(Black hooded = Christian. Green capped = Tir)
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 22, 2008 1:30:36 GMT -5
"Hmph!" said Yoshi as he walked back with more tea, restraining himself from devouring it.
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 22, 2008 1:34:21 GMT -5
"There was no reason to be so rude," the green capped man finally said, facing the black hooded person as he said it. "Who are you to tell me how to act when I lose cake?" Christian asked. "Tir McDohl," he replied. "Oh... That guy in the books about the Gate Rune Wars... Yeah, you led a good fight and all, but was it really worth it?" the woman behind the hood replied. "Who are you to ask me about things that happened in my past?" Tir asked. "Christian O'Donnell," she whispered to Tir, then sighed. "The bird thinks I'm a wanted criminal. Some people still do. The man who issued it against me makes your great Sorcerress Winry look like an angel." "Wow," Tir replied.
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 22, 2008 1:39:21 GMT -5
Falco noticed Christian and drew his blaster. "Hands in the air." he said, pointing the blaster at Christian. "You're under arrest for several murders of Cornerian soldiers"
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 22, 2008 1:44:09 GMT -5
"And once again, I have to run," Christian said as she attempted to leave. Ike blocked her way. "Nowhere to run," he said. "Who the fuck are you?!" Christian practically yelled. "I'm a friend of Falco's... meaning I'm an enemy to you," Ike said. "You know, I really don't wanna be enemies with Fox, Falco, Slippy, Peppy, Krystal, Pepper, and we could go on forever, but..." She suddenly ditched the cloak, throwing it over Falco's face, and rammed Ike with her head, sending him to the ground. "Later!" She went to go on, but a strong hand grabbed her. She turned and saw Lloyd. "Caught again, little criminal." Her eyes widened and she kicked him where the sun don't shine. She then ran back inside the inn, took the cloak off of Falco's head, and hid behind him. "Go ahead, take me in if you want, just don't make me go with him," she whimpered. "..." Ike was speechless as he did not understand.
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 22, 2008 3:15:26 GMT -5
"Don't worry!" said Falco, pointing his blaster at Lloyd now, "He's waaaaay more wanted than you are!" Diddy drew his Peanut Popgun and held it at Lloyd.
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 22, 2008 11:08:57 GMT -5
"Man, I have no idea what's going on." King Dedede muttered, unaware of the very homicidal man sitting in a corner irritably.
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 22, 2008 12:58:04 GMT -5
"What the hell... Since when?" Lloyd asked, trying to play it innocent. "Oh yeah, I forgot, I kinda leeked a security video in the park of what you were doing to me," Christian told Lloyd. "... Well, I guess that settles it then," Ike said as he pulled out his sword and held it to the back of Lloyd's neck. Tir sighed and got up, pulling his Dragon Fang Staff out. "Looks like trouble to me." Vivian stayed sitting down, unsure of what was going on.
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 22, 2008 14:44:28 GMT -5
Falco fired his blaster at Lloyd's skull.
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 22, 2008 19:02:44 GMT -5
Johnny, who had been sitting at a table sipping coffee the whole time, yelled angrily at the top of his lungs. "Stupid assholes are always ruining good coffee shops!" He ranted. "The only reason they put laptops in coffee shops is to appeal to the assholes! Come on, people! Look at porn at your own fucking house!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 22, 2008 20:06:18 GMT -5
"...the hell?" Pit was absolutely confused.
"I just came here to get coffee!" Marth complained. "What the hell happened?!"
"Oh, this is just WONDERFUL!" Peach huffed, standing up. "I come to have a relaxing latte and chat with a few freinds, and now look! You people should be ASHAMED of yourselves!!"
(...shoot, we left saturn behind XD)
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 22, 2008 23:10:35 GMT -5
"The hell? Madam, I am only here to pick up a criminal," Lloyd said. "I am not a criminal! It was self defense, they were your troops!" Christian said. "You are a murderer," Lloyd said and then dodged Falco's shot. "And you're a sex addicted freak," Christian replied, shooting a shot at him as well, which he dodged again. "I don't see how you can accuse me of that. Falco, I will be reporting this insubordination to General Pepper and we'll see where your career stands then," Lloyd said. Christian stayed behind Falco, now silent. Meanwhile, Tir looked at Peach, but said nothing. Vivian did nothing and Ike sighed. "Nothing is going right today," he said.
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 22, 2008 23:13:37 GMT -5
Falco fired several shots "You're a registered sex offender!" yelled Falco. Yoshi and Diddy Kong ducked under a table to avoid Falco's blaster.
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 23, 2008 1:21:39 GMT -5
Christian, meanwhile, ducked into the girl's bathroom. "I'd call the Mafia, but with birdbrain here, we'd have a civil crisis!" she whined. Meanwhile, outside, Lloyd dodged shots like no tomorrow. "Falco, I'm giving you one more chance to put the gun down," Lloyd said in a warning tone. "Do anything that threatens anyone of my friends and you will find yourself dead," Ike told Lloyd. Tir said nothing, but he knew he'd jump in if things got violent.
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 23, 2008 9:46:27 GMT -5
"This is so confusing!" King Dedede exclaimed, unsure what was going on. "Yeah, listen to the lady." Johnny ordered. "Go up to the roof and commit mass suicide... or, you know... I could kill you."
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