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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 23, 2008 12:23:17 GMT -5
"What?!" Peach stood agasp. "I NEVER said commit mass suicide!"
"It would solve all the problems, OW!"
"NO IT WOULD NOT!" Peach bapped Marth over the head.
(guys, I SAID wait for saturn! XP)
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Mar 24, 2008 14:18:43 GMT -5
(Thanks...)
Lucario had walked in for all of this and had been watching the fight unfold for a little while. Lucas and Ness hid under the table, Mario made sure nothing hit Peach, and Fox...he just had no idea what to do.
Then Wolf showed up again to see Lloyd and his sister again. He snuck up behind Lloyd and pointed his blaster point blank at the back of his head.
"Hey, keep your motherf***in' hands off my sister or I'll blow your damn head off, got it?" he growled.
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 24, 2008 14:30:16 GMT -5
Lloyd turned and smirked. "Two criminals in one day... General Pepper will be happy, won't he?" Lloyd asked. "Hey, don't touch him!" Christian said, ducking out of the bathroom and throwing a sticky bomb out at Lloyd. Lloyd tore it off and threw it back easy. His armor was made to repel sticky bombs. Christian's, however, was not. She ducked back in. There was a loud explosion and one could think her dead... Until a female voice inside the bathroom called, "Does anybody have spare clothes?!" Lloyd took the chance of confusion to kick the blaster out of Wolf's hand and hold his own blaster to his head. "Can't let you do that, StarWolf," he said. Then the blaster was knocked away. "Hello Wolf... That's your sister?" Ike asked, having been the one to knock the blaster away with the blunt edge of Ragnell.
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Mar 24, 2008 14:50:48 GMT -5
"Huh?" Wolf was distracted by the odd question and his blaster was kicked out of his hand. Good thing Ike came to help.
"Y-yeah, what's it to you?" Wolf replied, then bared his claws at Lloyd.
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 24, 2008 15:07:18 GMT -5
"I know the feelings... Usually I wouldn't help an enemy, but I won't let a sick bastard like him touch your sister," Ike said as he held Ragnell out. "A respectful warrior such as you would ally yourself with a pirate such as him?" Lloyd asked Ike. Finally Tir stood up. "You waste your time," he said to Lloyd with anger in his voice. "You're soul is shrouded in darkness. It took me a while to see this, but you are evil." He pointed out accusingly. "Your words are lies and your deeds are dark. You ARE the sex offender everyone accuses you of being." Then he pulled out his bo staff. "And that is a crime no human being should be allowed repentence for."
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 24, 2008 16:51:47 GMT -5
The mafia had been flying over the mall. "Yo! Don Parroto!" said NT9, "we have visual on Tigra!" Parroto turned his attention toward the robot. "Although, the cafe he's in is rather crowded, we could kill innocent people in the process of whacking him!" They all smiled evilly. The limo crashed through the roof of the mall and into the cafe. "HIT THE DECK!" yelled Falco as he, Diddy and Yoshi dove under tables. "Hello, Lloyd." said Leo, drawing Cat's Claw. "It's been a short time since we last met in the park. You're ours now!" Leo went at Lloyd, cutting several of the other smashers in the process.
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 24, 2008 16:55:59 GMT -5
"Oh, this is just great." Johnny muttered irritably as he got up to leave. "I'm going to kill you all later, just letting you know!" Nny left the cafe angrily.
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 24, 2008 17:07:11 GMT -5
"You idiot!" Ike yelled and stopped Leo from cutting Vivian accidentally. "Tigra is there." "The Mafia as well... It seems there's going to be bloodshed today," Lloyd said. "Finally you drop the innocent act," Tir said as he spun his staff around.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 24, 2008 19:51:28 GMT -5
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?!?" Marth cried out in frustration as he parried a blow from some random person.
"I dunno! Yikes!" Pit blocked another.
"Oooooooooooh......!" Enraged, Peach stomped her foot into the ground creating an audible rumble throughout the mall. "STOP!!!!!!!"
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 24, 2008 20:05:44 GMT -5
All motion in the mall stopped, even the energy in Leo's beam sword.
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 24, 2008 20:09:39 GMT -5
"God damn she yells loud," Ike said. Lloyd looked at Peach and smirked. Christian, knowing that smirk, jumped out and landed in front of Peach, arms spread wide. "I just came here for the same reason as you, I wanted coffee!" Christian said. "And then that bastard showed up after Falco wanted to arrest me... He's a rapist! So were his troops, they were the ones I killed!" She then turned and looked at Peach. "Even though I want to be, I'm not as strong as my brother and he... He won't let me go..."
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 24, 2008 20:14:23 GMT -5
"Oh, those were HIS troops?" asked Falco, putting down his blaster and let the mafia do their job. "Geez, I can't believe I'm letting these guys go! They have a combined bounty of 743,120,400 Cornerian Credits!" he muttered. "Now, Tigra..." said Leo, "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way!" He put Cat's Claw at Lloyd's throat.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 24, 2008 20:35:43 GMT -5
"Oh, you can't be serious," Marth was getting REALLY tired of this, REALLY quickly.
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 24, 2008 20:45:29 GMT -5
"You're damn straight" said Falco "You're talking about their bounties, right?" Falco pulled out a poster with pictures of each of the Zoness Mafia Members and their bounties listed underneath. Don Parroto - 400,000,000 credits
Leonard Monroe - 320,000,000 credits
Ursula Beren - 20,000,400 credits
Assist-tron Model NT9 - 3,120,000 credits
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 24, 2008 22:00:29 GMT -5
"Oh man," Christian said with wide eyes. "My new friends are wanted... What an ironic coincidence since people seem to think I'm wanted." Then she sighed. "You know what... I'm tired of this." She then noticed some people, except for Lloyd, were holding their hands over their eyes. "What... Oh, yeah, the sticky bomb that blew up my... AH SHIT!" She then ducked back into the Girl's bathroom before a chaingun popped out. "I'm finishing this. Anyone who doesn't want to be shot, drop to the ground now." Lloyd ran as bullets were fired at him, managing to dodge every single one. Training in the Matrix is good for your health.
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