OM-NOM-NOM-BURP

[Firebreath Fishslap]

"OM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM--"

"Chowder, your eating habits are disgusting." Gorgonzola lazily commented as he looked around the food court. It figured that the moment they ended up here, the first place Chowder dragged them off to was the food court. Panini had skipped off somewhere, which left him with the food-spewing maniac.

"Hey, Chowder~"

Speak of the devil.

Chowder looked over at the girl who had just popped up next to him. "I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!" he yelled, spewing a half-chewed turkey-on-a-stick at Panini's face. Gorgonzola sighed.

"Well, what did you find in this crazy place with its malls that was so important that you had to leave me here with the Black Hole?" Gorgonzola asked. Panini held out three large utensils: a fork, a spoon, and the most useless of all utensils (at least, in Gorgonzola's opinion), a spork.

"I got us weapons!" Panini said. "To protect my num-nums."
Chowder yelled another "I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND" at Panini before claiming the fork for himself.

"Okay, but why do we need weapons?" Gorgonzola asked.

"Because I just saw a bunch of guys blast holes in the side of the library and stuff because they were bored." Panini said. "NOW TAKE THIS SPORK."

"But that's the useless one!"

"TAKE IT. NOW."

Whimpering, Gorgonzola took the useless weapon. Why did he always have to get the spork...

[0fenrir0]

"What a bunch of weird looking kids." Impmon said, sitting down on a near by table. "With a little wo'k, you three could pass off as Digimon." He told them.

[pieandchips]

(Another old favorite of mine!)

A Charizard stood right behind Impmon, with a threatening glare and was breathing heavily down his neck. Cindy, was sitting in a chair with her feet on the table. Open pokeball in one hand and a scarfing a super spicy taco with the other. "Digimon suck" she flatly said.

[Firebreath Fishslap]

"What's a 'Digimon?'" Chowder asked. "Is that some kind of new food?"

[0fenrir0]

"I'm a Digimon, Fatty McFat-Fat!" Impmon said, insult Chowder. "Excuse me kids..." He turned around to Cindy, raising his hand up. "Bada-boom!" He shot a fireball at Cindy's shirt. He turned back to them. "Now where were we..."

[pieandchips]

Charizard immediately blocked it for her. "Not funny. You little ripoff bastard. Charizard use Blast Burn" Cindy ordered. Flames shot up through the ground at Impmon.

[0fenrir0]

Impmon looked back and ducked, though his tail got caught of fire. He immediatly put it out. "Why you annoy over confident, bitch!" He said. "Now I'm going to hurt you!" He said, jumping on to her and strangling her.

[Firebreath Fishslap]

Of course, neither of the fighters noticed the fact that their fire attacks had burnt Chowder's Quadruple-decker sandwich to cinders.
"My sandwich..." Chowder's stomach grumbled. He looked at Impmon and Cindy. "NOW I'M MAD."
He stood up on the table and grabbed the giant fork Panini had given him and stabbed Impmon in the butt with it.

[0fenrir0]

"Yeowch!" Impmon turned to the bunny/bear/cat boy, rather mad. "That's it... Badda-Boom!" He yelled, throwing a fireball and burning up Chowder's hat.

[pieandchips]

Cindy threw a taco at Chowder. "Now shut up!"

[Firebreath Fishslap]

"MY HAT!" Chowder screamed.
"That's it!" Panini yelled. "No one burns up my num-num's special hat!" She took Gorgonzola's chair, while he was still in it, and tossed it at Impmon.

[pieandchips]

"Heh heh, pwned"

[0fenrir0]

Underneath the chair, in a burst of light that knocked Gorgonzola far away, Impmon Digivolved into Beelzemon. The Fallen Angel Digimon then took out his twin shotguns, pointing each at Cindy and Panini. "One word or action out of any one of ya's and I'm painting the floor pink with your brians!"

[pieandchips]

"I only have one statement to make." said Cindy. She took all of the PokeBalls off her belt. "Raise hell" They all opened at once.

[0fenrir0]

"I'll take all of them on! Bring it, bitch!" Beelzemon yelled, jumping backwards and shooting multiple shots at random Pokemon. He lifted up a table to use a shield. He took out the emptied shells and reloaded his guns. He waited until the fire Pokemon made their move.