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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 9, 2009 17:06:26 GMT -5
Clive stopped in his tracks when he saw what looked like a witch ghost. And he was in his boxers.
"This is not going to end well." Clive said just before he was hit with a Confuse Ray.
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 9, 2009 19:21:31 GMT -5
Prue sniffed and wiped her hand on the bottom of her shirt. Sora climbed down and gave her call to Prue. The woman wiped her eyes and looked at the Pachi.
"What is it Sora?" she sniffed.
"Pachi! Chi Chi!" Sora hopped up and down and pointed at the door. Prue stepped back, unsure what Sora was planning but allowing it.
Sora ran at the door and the hair that formed the spikes on her tail seemed to glint. Prue realized what she was doing, but Sora was running too fast for her to stop the Pachi. Sora swung her tail at the door several times and then burst with electricity. Several parts of the door fell down, having been cut with her attack. A hole about half as tall as Prue was in the door now.
"Sora, what if they make me pay for that!?" said Prue.
"Pachi..." Sora looked dejected and hugged her tail.
Prue melted, "Oh, I didn't mean it like that! You were just trying to help, don't feel bad."
Sora smiled and ran into the room. Prue ducked in the room as well and saw Clive's clothes. He didn't leave under his own will... what struck her as odd is that none of her Pokemon had made a noise. And Sora was still with her. Had they all just vanished?
Prue saw the pole Clive had been using. She grabbed it and his clothes and headed out of the room. The only thing she could think of is to go to the lobby, but she wanted to give Clive his stuff if she saw him. Not that she thought it was likely... She didn't know that when she and Sora headed down the hall she was going to the opposite side then the stairs Clive was on.
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The clerk jumped as he heard Zelda clear her throat. Zelda jerked back as well, she hadn't shielded herself against his emotions.
"Can I help you?"
"Gardevoir..."
("I need help...")
"You can talk normally, you know."
Zelda crossed her arms, "Gard? Gardevoir Gard?"
("What? I am, don't you know Pokemon can't speak English?")
"Maam, I can't help you like this."
Zelda sighed and grabbed the clerk's wrist. Before he could jerk back they were in Prue's room, which was obviously empty. Zelda ran around the room and looked at the clerk, who was stumbling around. She had forgotten how disorientating teleporting could be for non-psychics who weren't used to it.
It didn't solve where Prue was. Had she vanished too?
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Chao chuckled to herself. It was never this easy. She pulled open her pouch and threw what looked like powdered diamonds at Clive. She didn't know how'd he'd interpert it in his confusion, but bunches of bright flashes appeared around the powder. She began flying around him, cackling her head off.
She could never have this kind of fun with Prue or the other members of the team around.
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As for Akuma, Skeletor, and Marina, they were still trying to figure out where they were.
(OOC: You can take control of the clerk if you like. He's an NPC. Might give you and your one character more to do. XD)
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 9, 2009 19:45:32 GMT -5
Suddenly, there were camera flashes all around Clive. The flashing was so constant that he couldn't even tell where he was.
"Oi! Stop that! Stop that! I-I don't want people takin' pictures of me in my boxers! Where did you blokes come from anyways?!" Clive yelled.
"Mr. Allium, are the allegations about your affair with a Salamanderen true?"
"Is it true that despite all your talk, you have never been able to catch a single criminal?"
"CLIVE, SIGN MY TITS!"
"Wh-What the bloody hell's a 'Salamanderen'?! And I've caught plenty of criminals, you bloody wanker! And no, I will not sign your bloody breasts!" Clive yelled. "Now get out of the bloody way so I can put on some bloody clothes!"
In the real world, Clive was yelling all of this at a wall.
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 9, 2009 20:16:36 GMT -5
Zelda looked at the clerk. Of all the times to be unable to communicate with humans. The clerk finally recovered and began yelling at Zelda. She glared at him and ran over and grabbed Prue's room key. She held it in front of her face and pointed at the door.
"Gardevoir!"
("Help me find Prue!")
"Get away from me, you!" yelled the clerk. What he was thinking was along the lines of "they don't pay me enough."
Zelda was really mad right now. She used her teleport to make a point of exiting the room. The hotel chose to act up then, and her Teleport was thrown up. She appeared right in front of Akuma and Skeletor. Skeletor had his bone thrown at her before he fully knew it was Zelda, and she barely managed to stumble to the side. She ducked, being familiar enough with Bonemerang to know it was coming back. Akuma would have facepalmed had he been capable.
Skeletor caught the bone, "Sorry!" he paused, "Wait! Have you seen Prue?"
"Obviously not. She'd be with the girl if she had. What are you doing here, I would expect you to be looking for her," said Akuma.
"No need to be rude! Not all of us think she is useless. Even Skeletor trusts her... but besides that, I don't know where she is. I tried to Teleport out of her room, but ended up here. This hotel is strange, I think it bends space somehow," said Zelda.
"Like Palkia? Wait, does that mean that doppel-girl is here again!?" Skeletor was flailing.
"If she is I swear I'll rip her head off this time. She can obviously survive it," growled Akuma.
"Settle down! I don't think its Palkia or her. This hotel seems to be... off. We have to find Prue. And don't say you don't want to, Akuma. I know you want to help Skeletor."
Akuma glared but didn't respond. Zelda turned around and began running down the hall. Skeletor tapped Akuma's head and the Houndoom growled before running down the hall after Zelda.
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"WOULD SOMEONE FIND ME ALREADY!?" Marina shouted at the top of her lungs. It would not have been unreasonable if people a floor above and below her heard the indignant shouts of "MARILL!"
She sighed and continued to waddle down the hall. She was extremely bored, so she froze the carpet with Ice Beam and began skating, freezing the path as she went.
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"Mister! Mister, where are you!?" Prue shouted as she wandered down the hall. She was on the fourth floor judging by the numbers. She had been on the sixth and ninth floor due to the hotel's oddities. At least she had a good idea what had happened to her team and the man now.
"Pachi?"
"I'll be fine if we can find the others, Sora. Mr. Hotel, are you aware? I'd really appreciate it if you teleported me to them! Or to the guy you took away..."
She felt silly talking to the building, but couldn't come up with any other options. She wasn't aware she was about to walk into another pocket of distortion.
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Chao had drifted back a bit, but the grin that spread across her face would have scared Arceus itself. She spun around Clive a few times to make sure he couldn't keep track of her and then.... yanked down his shorts.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 9, 2009 20:29:29 GMT -5
There were several screams as Clive's boxers were pulled down, and several more camera flashes. At first, Clive had no idea what had happened, but once he looked down, he realized immidiately, and let out the most girlish scream ever.
Or so he thought.
In the real world, Hatsune Miku had just wandered out of her hotel room, and had just come across a quite simply mind-scarring scene: a clearly insane nude man and a ghost standing in the middle of the hallway. She dropped her glass of water.
"KYAAA!" She threw a couple leeks at Clive and Chao. "Get out, get out, get out!"
Clive, seeing something thrown at him, picked up the leek, and in his confusion, took a bite of it. "An onion? Who the bloody hell throws an onion?"
This was finally enough to shake him out of his confusion.
"I'M CALLING SECURITY!" Miku screeched. Clive looked down, and saw that he was sitting in the middle of the hallway, nude.
"What the bloody hell?!" Clive yelled, and pulled his shorts back up.
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 9, 2009 20:47:59 GMT -5
Marina slipped on an unexpected bump in the ice and went catapaulting down some stairs. She was a floor above the Clive. Akuma, Skeletor, and Zelda were a floor below and heading up the stairs. Marina and Zelda impacted on the same floor as Clive and co, although the chaos happening there meant no one notice them. They didn't notice the others as well as they were now arguing amongst themselves.
Akuma looked ready to eat Marina, Skeletor was against the wall waving his bone wildly, and Zelda was trying to calm Akuma down.
As for Chao, she managed to expertly dodge the thrown objects, but saw that Clive had come out of his stupor. She cackled as she flew through a nearby wall, not realizing she had just flown into Miku's room. Chao had taken a route that meant if Clive wasn't blind with raging confusion he would have been able to see that it was a Mismagius.
The hotel fluxed, and Prue materialized between Miku and Clive as if she had walked through the wall. She stumbled. The warp was similar to Zelda's Teleport but she was usually prepared to that. She saw Clive and her face turned the color of an over-ripe tomato. She made some kind of high pitched noise and hid her eyes. She dropped Clive's clothes and the way the pole was positioned in her hand meant he got whacked upside the head with it when her hands went to her face.
Sora waved at Miku as if she was used to situations like this.
"Pachi!" Sora chirped happily. Oddly, the little squirrel seemed the most accepting of the whole mess.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 9, 2009 21:03:42 GMT -5
Clive looked between where Prue had just materallized and between where Chao had been until just a few minutes ago, and his face turned the same shade of red as Prue's had gone.
"W-Wait! I can explain! The hotel-- and then the Pokemon-- and then he-- and then--"
And then he got whacked upside the head with the fishing pole. Without his hat to protect his head, Clive ended up getting knocked out, as it was a very hard fishing pole.
"Ew, ew, so grosssssss..." Miku mumbled. She looked through her fingers and saw the little Pachirisu waving to her. Aww... it's so cute.
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 9, 2009 21:14:18 GMT -5
Prue heard the thump and jerked her head to the side. Her face felt like it was on fire. At least Clive had landed face down. She flailed a bit, trying to figure out what she was supposed to do. Sora jumped off towards Miku as Prue's flailing threw her off balance. She was aiming for the blue haired girl's shoulders, but she had been known to miss her mark before.
Akuma was glaring at Zelda threatingly when he heard the noises coming from Miku and Prue. He turned and saw the chaos in the hallway. Marina glared and spit a stream of water at him. More than a mild annoyance, it was a water type move. Akuma leapt at Marina, and Zelda grabbed the Marill and Teleported down the hall. She thought she had seen Prue. When she materialized, she saw the chaos more closely and paled as well as a Gardevoir can. She saw the fading glitter on the ground and realized what had happened.
"GARDEVOIR!!!!" she shouted.
("CHAO!!!!")
Chao was having a blast "decorating" Miku's room with underwear she had found in her drawer. She paused mid-throw when she heard Zelda.
Aww man, miss stick up her skirt's here! Chao thought as she began looking for someplace to hide. Despite having a type disadvantage, Zelda tended to explode when she found out Chao was pulling mischief.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 10, 2009 5:30:00 GMT -5
Miku took her hands off of her face, and suddenly remembered that the ghost from earlier had gone in her room. Panicked, she ran on in...
And came face to face with two things:
A) Her room was covered in her striped pink unmentionables
B) That ghost was nowhere to be seen
C) There was another person in here, likely an accomplice
"YOU!" Miku screamed. She pointed another leek at Zelda. "Clean this up! NOW!"
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 10, 2009 13:34:12 GMT -5
Zelda jerked back at Miku's implied accusation. She looked into the room and just stood there for a few seconds. Even for Chao, this was a bit much...
Sora crashed to the ground when Miku ran out of the way, landing instead on Akuma's head. Unexpectedly, the Houndoom didn't snap. He just stood there with a look of complete annoyance on his face and stuck his head into the room. Just like Zelda, he knew what had happened. Unlike Zelda, he knew where Chao was. He crouched down in what may would mistake as a "play bow" except for the look on his face and sent an orb of shadows under Miku's bed.
Chao jerked out, waving her "arms" in pain and shouting indignantly.
Marina was poking Clive in the face. Prue looked into Miku's room to investigate the noise and lost all color in her face.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 10, 2009 15:44:58 GMT -5
Clive unconsciously grabbed whatever was poking him in the face before looking up. "Eh? What the bloody hell happened? I remember a ghost, and then there were paparazzi, and then someone threw a leek at me..."
Miku was steaming by now. "You little..." She raised up her leg, and kicked Chao in the face.
Or at least tried to, before falling flat and landing in a split instead because Ghost-types aren't effected by Fighting-type moves, which includes kicks.
"Ow! Owwwwowowowowoww!" Miku screeched. "I'm going to get you!"
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 10, 2009 16:29:02 GMT -5
"Rill!" Marina jumped and waddled backwards a few steps.
("Yipe!")
"Chao!" Prue was jumping up and down and waving her arms. She managed to mis-step while doing this, tripping over Miku and faceplanting on the blue-haired girl's bed.
Akuma jumped up and grabbed one of Chao's "arms" and bit down hard. Chao screeched and wavered a bit. Akuma pinned her down with a paw.
Zelda floated over to Miku and offered her hand. She was a bit worried that the girl was going to try and smack her with the leek, but her empathy for the girl was greater than he fear. And the empathy went beyond her species' ability. She had literally been on the receiving end of Chao's antics.
Sora had jumped off Akuma as he grabbed Chao and was on Miku's bed, poking Prue in the back of the head.
Skeletor was hanging back from the whole seen. He could see Prue, so he was content. Anyone that tried to come near him would probably get a Bonemerang thrown at them.
(OOC: If you don't know, Bonemerang is when Cubone/Marowak throw their weapon. It can hit a second time on the way back, especially if the person doesn't know the move and to expect it.)
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 10, 2009 16:33:07 GMT -5
Instead of attacking Zelda, Miku took the hand. "Thanks... Sorry I thought you were the one who did this... or were you?" She gave a bit of an accusing stare, and then turned to Prue. "Are these all your animals?" She gave a smile.
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 10, 2009 16:52:20 GMT -5
"Sora, I'm fine..." Prue talked into the bed, making it sound like muffled mumbling to most.
Zelda frowned and pointed to the pinned Chao.
"Garde."
("It's her.")
Prue pushed herself from the bed and turned to Miku, "They're my Pokemon, yeah," she returned Chao to her Pokeball and began returning the other Pokemon as well.
Zelda vanished from Miku's sight, as did Akuma. Prue glanced around for her other Pokemon as Sora climbed onto her back. Prue looked at Miku for a moment, "I love your hair. I could never get mine to grow out long enough for that. Is it died?"
Marina, satisfied that Clive was up, ran over to Skeletor and began poking him. This lead to the mouse-like Pokemon getting bashed in the head with a bone and a yell of "Marill!" - It didnt mean much, Marina was just chewing Skeletor out for the fight she had started.
(OOC: Yes, Prue is well aware of odd hair colors. But her hot pink bangs are died. That's why she asked rather than saying it was a good die job. And I do indeed love Miku's hair, the way the pigtails are formed is cool. X3)
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 10, 2009 16:58:56 GMT -5
Clive pulled on the clothes that Prue had dropped earlier and mumbled something about "bloody wankers" before hearing Marina's cry. Turning at the sound, he walked over to Skeleton. "Oi. What'dya do that for? Bloody wanker."
Miku blushed at the complement. "Oh, no, it's all natural. And thank you. It took me a very long time to get it this long too." She gave a nervous smile.
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