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Post by 42zombies on Apr 28, 2008 16:45:55 GMT -5
A black-and-white DeSoto pulled up to the field in front of the City Wall. Well, maybe not pulled up. Maybe 'Crashed into a bush' is a better phrase. Remarkably unscathed, a small rabbot-like creature with a crazed grin and a tall dog in a suit and fedora jumped out of the car.
"Well, here we are on an island in the space between the dimensions." The dog, Sam, said. "The Commissioner said that homicidal maniacs have been disappearing from this place lately."
"But we need them to thin out the population!" Max, the rabbit, exclaimed. "I don't think that'll be a problem so long as you're president." Sam commented. "Come on; let's chat up the locals and find some clues."
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Post by Felix Falora on May 1, 2008 18:36:26 GMT -5
"Thin out the population?" Michael Bergeron, the one from the real world, had his arms crossed. "What's this about? Sounds like you're trying to kill people and I can't have that."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 1, 2008 19:55:55 GMT -5
Phoenix saw the dog and rabbit popping out. He over heard them talking and walked up to them. "Excuse me. You two wouldn't happen to be detectives, would you?" He asked.
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Post by 42zombies on May 2, 2008 15:25:06 GMT -5
"Freelance police, sir." Sam answered. "We're here to investigate several mysterious murders." "And I'm here to spread my domain!" Max exlaimed. "America could use a few more states!" "I'm sure that'll go great with your warcrime trial." Sam pointed out.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 2, 2008 15:44:59 GMT -5
"Well, let me help you out." Phoenix said, taking out his small attorney badge. "I'm Phoenix Wright, a defense attorney. I may not look like it, but I'm a rather decent investigator."
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Post by 42zombies on May 2, 2008 15:56:30 GMT -5
"Most people don't." Max pointed out. "That didn't stop Holmes, did it?" "Have you seen any strange murders recently?" Sam asked.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 2, 2008 19:08:35 GMT -5
"Well... No." He simply said. "Plus, with all the crap going on... There's no time for me to defend anyone. At all."
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Post by 42zombies on May 3, 2008 6:08:34 GMT -5
"What kind of stuff's been going on?" Sam asked.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 3, 2008 12:28:31 GMT -5
"Oh, the usual. Destruction, jewel hunting, random people popping out... More destruction." Phoenix said with an annoyed tone.
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Post by 42zombies on May 3, 2008 14:45:46 GMT -5
"Let's move in! Let's move in!" Max exclaimed excitedly. "Not so fast there, little buddy." Sam reminded. "You're the president, remember? I'm not sure it would be good to work from another dimension."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 3, 2008 16:02:12 GMT -5
"...President???" Phoenix said surprised. "Are you serious? This little rabbit, is the president in your home!?"
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Post by 42zombies on May 3, 2008 16:42:56 GMT -5
"Oh, right. There have never been any animals as president." Max said sarcastically. "Dumb old Ford beat me to that claim..." "Max is, surprisingly, still the president." Sam explained. "We had to stop and evil conspiracy from taking control of the nation." "Yeah, after we decapitated the old president." Max added.
"I was going to conveniently forget that part, Max." Sam explained.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 4, 2008 16:55:15 GMT -5
"...Okay...." Phoenix said, dumbly. "Well, I just have to warn you that things really get out of hand. A lot of stuff will happen too fast without you doing a thing." He explained.
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Post by 42zombies on May 4, 2008 17:15:02 GMT -5
"Okay, we'll be prepared for things to be exactly like back home." Sam responded. "Thanks for your help."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 6, 2008 16:20:35 GMT -5
"Ah, don't mention it." Nick said. "So... What do you want to do first?" He asked them.
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