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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 17, 2009 20:46:22 GMT -5
A man walked out of a coffee shop, having just finished his drink, and was looking forward to heading home to his family.
At that moment, a leechsleeve stretched across the plaza and sliced the head of the man clean off, and snatched the decapitated head, taking it back to the owner of the leechsleeve, an alien creature, who seemed to be tasting the head through the leechsleeve.
"Yuck. It's the brain of an intellectual. Gadget, I thought I told you I only want stupid people brains! Like that guy!" Chip stretched a leechsleeve across the plaza again, snatching the head of a tourist. "See? Nice and fatty and not filled with those annoying brain cells."
People were starting to notice someone was just standing around murdering people, and started running off. This seemed to be a situation for a hero type person...
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Post by tsifan on Aug 17, 2009 20:51:01 GMT -5
A little girl was skipping around and singing when suddenly there was high-pitch screaming. She saw what was happening and ran, but didn't get far enough for her head flew off as well with a clean slice. And her mother shrieked in fear when she saw this and ran to her bleeding decapitated child only to have her head sliced off as well as she hit the floor bleeding and slightly twitching.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 17, 2009 21:05:08 GMT -5
Chip chewed on these two heads too. "Hmm... the heads of children aren't really that tasty... her mom seemed dumb enough, though. Good work, Gadget. Pretty soon, I'll have you as good as Dale was! And then... we can take your older brother back from that bitch Dopple..." He let out a pretty evil sounding laugh.
"Man, now I'm stuffed. Let's wait for the inevitable hero to show up so I can work this all off," Chip said.
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Post by tsifan on Aug 17, 2009 21:09:08 GMT -5
The owner of the coffee shop had climbed onto the roof of the build holding a Machete in his hand breathing quite hard and sweating. He began running a bit toward the edge Chip was below and jumped down and tried to slash at his head while yelling.
(heres your hero XD)
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 17, 2009 21:11:37 GMT -5
Chip saw the attack coming, and did nothing but stretch his leechsleeve to stab the shopkeeper through. "What, that's all? Man, I thought Superman, or Naruto, or whoever's hangin' around here would come fight me. This... this is just boring!"
He sighed. "If no one's gonna fight me, then I'm goin' back to that Mandark kid's place."
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Post by tsifan on Aug 17, 2009 21:14:01 GMT -5
The owner was quite shocked by this and started to cough blood up as he dropped his Machete as he continued to bleed.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 17, 2009 21:19:34 GMT -5
Chip looked up at the shopkeeper. "You're still alive? Gonna go ahead and say, you need to eat more fiber. Your bowels? Nasty tastin'. And this is from a guy like me, who eats brains, for the Queen's sake!" With that, he pulled Gadget out.
He slowly stepped into the middle of the plaza. "Any self proclaimed good guy who will fight me, come! I don't bite! I promise!"
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Post by tsifan on Aug 17, 2009 21:35:37 GMT -5
Bashton appeared from the soon to be dead shop-keeper's shadow as he stabbed the body. "Hello, there" he said with a bright sincere smile as he pulled the bloody sword out of the body and walked over to the young child and mother's bodies. "Dear, me you must've enjoyed tearing such pitiful beings apart." He said still with the same expression as he pulled out a small silver watch.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 17, 2009 21:39:01 GMT -5
Chip shrugged. "Well, a guy gets hungry. And it ain't like you can buy human brains at the supermarket."
He gave Bashton a smile. "What've you been doin'?"
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Post by tsifan on Aug 17, 2009 21:49:57 GMT -5
Bashton just slightly grinned at this and responded, "Watching you in battle, and I must say I'm not impressed." Bashton said as he looked at his small pocketwatch. "But however, you seem much better than the others on this island and I could use a spar. So shall we?" Bashton said smiling as he placed the small silver pocket watch on the girl's palm.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 17, 2009 21:53:04 GMT -5
"Well, I am a bit out of practice," Chip said, straightening up. "Being stranded on an alien planet for nearly thirty of their years will do that to you. So why not? Besides, Gadget needs more battle experience."
The leechsleeves made an odd clicking noise.
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Post by tsifan on Aug 17, 2009 22:00:21 GMT -5
"Well since you seem to have a partner I guess I will need one too." Bashton said with a small smile as he pulled a copy of him out of the Mom's shadow except the copy had a grin. "Now shall we?" he asked as he summon a small knife and his copy a large knife as both of their hoods covered their eyes and Bashton expression changed to a disatisfied frown.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 18, 2009 5:54:55 GMT -5
"Let's," Chip said with a smile, and waited for Bashton to make the first move. There was no reason to remove the handicap for this battle.
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Post by tsifan on Aug 18, 2009 12:07:20 GMT -5
The two Bashtons just stood there, but then they suddenly switched expressions and disappeared leaving no trace.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 18, 2009 18:05:13 GMT -5
Chip didn't flinch when Bashton disappeared, but instead turned around to face his own shadow, which he was sure one of the Bashtons was going to come out of, while Gadget watched any shadows nearby.
"Well?" Chip asked. "You comin' or not?"
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