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Post by Jilak on Aug 29, 2009 22:32:36 GMT -5
"URAMESHIIIIIIIII!" The red-haired young man had exclaimed before running through the portal. Quite a few people back in the meeting room were probably thinking 'OH NO!' with at least one thinking 'idiot'.
"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS URAMESHI! NO COMRADE OF KAZUMA KUWABARA GOES DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!" Yes. He regarded Yuusuke as a comrade, since the two had fought together so many times. He wouldn't admit this to ANYONE, mind you.
Kuwabara hadn't given his move much... forethought. It had been meant for Botan to go, so OF COURSE it dropped him out in the sky. He had an epic moment, however, where he was running through mid-air... WHILE FALLING. AND STILL NOT NOTICING THINGS.
That is, until he realized his feet weren't touching down on things. He was falling FAST, and he didn't have his sword to help break his fall, grab onto something far away, NOTHING. He was falling without wings... in front of a... camera? It didn't seem like it would be much help.
"OH NO! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I HAVEN'T BEATEN UP URAMESHI YEEEEEEEEEEET!" Kuwabara exclaimed on the way down.
...and then something hard, moving rather fast, struck his side. It seemed to... come... from... the... camera...
At the very least, it slowed him down enough so that he didn't DIE. But still. It changed his course only so he could slam into a wall. Not dead, just dazed and in a lot of pain. He couldn't feel the spirit energy of whatever was there... either because it was an inanimate object, his powers were COMPLETELY dead, or... it didn't have a spirit...
...ties into the 'inanimate object' thing, but whatever.
(OOC: Gonna start off with Mugen and I. If anyone's interested in joining, just say so in the CBox, or better yet, PM me.)
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 29, 2009 22:39:46 GMT -5
Zero honestly hadn't expected to get rocketed from the system. AGAIN. He was having a really crappy day, actually. Getting attacked by magical girls (totally his fault), getting cloned (indirectly his fault), and then getting rocketed from a system (sorta his fault for pissing a genius off).
Actually, not feeling sorry for him anymore. But aside from all that, he'd managed to hit something moving on the way out. It had thrown whatever it was to the side. And caused him to fall straight down.
Owwwwwww. He pushed himself up. It was a damn good thing he wasn't alive. Or he'd have been dead a long time ago. Well, a very long time ago, but we're talking since the island.
He pushed himself to his feet and looked around for what he had run into. Oh. Human. Looked... well, looked like he'd broken his nose more than a few times. Feeling in the crappy mood he was, he just stared. He wasn't really open for civil conversation right now...
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Post by Jilak on Aug 29, 2009 22:48:00 GMT -5
"Uuugh... THAT DIDN'T HURT A BIT." Kuwabara stated, forcing himself from the wall he'd smashed into. He looked back to see what hit him and saw... a guy? Exiting a camera? Weird...
"HEY! JERKASS! THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS SAY 'EXCUSE ME'! I'M NOT AFRAID TO TAKE OUT SOME OF MY ANGER AT URAMESHI ON YOU!" Kuwabara ranted, fists held high.
If he'd still been able to use his sword, he might have actually been able to hurt Zero. But as it was, all he had was his fists...
And then there was a shop owner behind him... well, what LOOKED to be a shop owner. He was harboring a few bruises, Kuwabara noted. Not taking his eyes off of Zero, he walked towards the owner.
"Hey! Old man! Have you seen an overconfident punk with black hair? Maybe wearing a light green school uniform, maybe not?" Kuwabara asked, grabbing the poor man by the collar...
...and still keeping his eyes on Zero. Oh yeah. Staring contest of epic GOOOO.
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 29, 2009 22:53:53 GMT -5
The man flailed upon the description, but Kuwabara had a tight grip. And was rather busy staring at Zero. Thing was Zero was better at this kind of thing. In that his blink "reflex" was totally possible to over-ride. Rather creepy if Kuwabara intended on staring at him long.
The man winced, "W-w-w-ith f-fox, lotsa tails.... s-sword guy with fire. W-w-woman...t-t-t-t-o the h-hotel... Please don't kill me..."
Oh yeah, all three of those could be compared to allies of Kuwabara. Not that it needs to be pointed out, but namely Kurama, Hiei, and Genkai or Botan. Yeah, its not like the guy mentioned the age of said woman.
Zero was still staring, and had yet to blink... although his eyes had narrowed into a glare.
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Post by Jilak on Aug 29, 2009 22:57:40 GMT -5
Kuwabara released the man after he got his information. He didn't know WHY Genkai/Botan, Hiei, or Kurama were there, or HOW they'd gotten there before him. And at this moment, he didn't care. He glared back at Zero, turning towards him.
"Thanks, old man. I'll... head after them. After I get my APOLOGY." Kuwabara stated, getting down into a fighting pose, fists out.
"Don't you know it's not polite to stare?" Kuwabara asked, noticing how the guy DIDN'T BLINK.
It was rather eerie. Not eerie enough to make him reconsider fighting without his powers, mind you.
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 29, 2009 23:01:00 GMT -5
Zero finally broke the gaze. He sighed, "You know, I don't have time for this. I've been having probably the worst day of my life. And don't expect an apology. Alright? Be lucky I don't delete your arm or something," he scowled.
Yeah, THAT probably tripped Kuwa's mind. Delete? Zero was scowling rather deeply. Still glaring. At least he'd started blinking again.
The man made a beline for the store. He flipped the sign to closed and slammed the windows. The world really was going nuts. He'd have to tell his wife they needed to move. YESTERDAY.
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Post by Jilak on Aug 29, 2009 23:04:15 GMT -5
"Delete? DON'T USE STUPID WORDS TO TRY TO CONFUSE ME, BASTARD!" Kuwabara exclaimed. Yes. He had totally just called the word 'delete' a 'stupid word'. Yes, he was totally still in danger. Yes, Kuwabara is very much an idiot.
"I don't CARE what kind of day you've been having. You don't get to walk away unscathed after being mean to Kazuma Kuwabara!" Kuwabara exclaimed.
And it's just not so the thread won't end with 4 or so posts, no, never!
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 29, 2009 23:07:02 GMT -5
"Mean? How old are you again? You look... actually, you look an old fourteen. Aside from the smashed off face that makes Rocky look like Romeo. What is it with teens on this island and looking too old for their age?"
Zero was ready to sidestep any punch the teen was obviously thinking about throwing. But yes, he had just insulted Kuwabara's looks AND referenced Yuusuke. In the same small speech. That probably wasn't going to end well.
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Post by Jilak on Aug 29, 2009 23:09:21 GMT -5
"...NO ONE INSULTS THE HANDSOME KAZUMA KUWABARA!" Yes. His name needed repeating. He then proceeded to rush at Zero, fist out.
Granted, missing would only make him MORE angry. Not like he could do anything else without his sword.
"WITH KARATE I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!"
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 29, 2009 23:12:25 GMT -5
Zero had time to roll his eyes and make further mental comparisons about recklessness. AND side step, causing Kuwabara to punch the side of a brick building.
"Okay, you do know that kid, don't you? Don't tell me you're a glorified messenger boy to the gods as well... I think he said Spirit Detective was his title?"
(OOC: Uh... I'm not sure Yuu introduced himself. So let's FUDGE. >_> Maybe he picked it up from Mandark's data and camera files. Yeah, let's go with that. XD)
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Post by Jilak on Aug 29, 2009 23:15:22 GMT -5
"Urameshi may be just some pushover, or errr... whatever you just said! But I'm not!" Kuwabara responded, pulling his EXTREMELY SORE fist off of the wall. He used his other hand to point, rather dramatically.
"HERE GET YOUR TIENEMAN SQUAARE!" Was he...
...was he just quoting lines from the Abridged Series' theme song? I think...
...DOES THIS COUNT AS BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL?
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 29, 2009 23:18:37 GMT -5
"Forget the comparison. You're more nuts. This Urameshi would have fired that... Ray gun or whatever he called it at me by now," Zero actually winced as he said that. That was the first time he'd really felt pain on the island, "Are you done raging yet?"
Zero had taken a few steps towards the camera he had shot from. Steps backward. He planned on leaving if this idiot tried to hit him again. Of course, it was likely to be misinterpreted as "fear". No, Zero just had a major headache. Which he hadn't even known was possible.
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Post by Jilak on Aug 29, 2009 23:21:50 GMT -5
"...that depends. You done being a prick?" Kuwabara asked. Yes. He was TOTALLY blaming Zero for the entire situation. Ignoring the fact that by crashing into him, Zero had also SAVED HIS LIFE.
But this was an unimportant fact that could be ignored. Kuwabara valued his honor over his life...
...making him even more psychopathic. He COULD have told Zero that only Yuusuke could use the Rei Gun, and that Kuwabara's OWN powers were momentarily gone, but... why tell the guy his weakness, right?
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 29, 2009 23:24:50 GMT -5
"Okay, seriously? Now you're like that..." Zero twitched, "You humans really do need to be destroyed. Hell, even if it wasn't my purpose I think I'd change vocations after today. Look, I'm gone."
And with that he burst into digital distortion and fled back into the network. He was beginning to think Arceus was the equivalent of a stuffed toy with the aggravation he was having on this island. Hell, the PokeDestined would be less of a headache right now.
Probably leaving a very stunned Kuwabara.
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Post by Jilak on Aug 29, 2009 23:27:18 GMT -5
"Wait... you.. what? COME BACK HERE, ASSHOLE! I DIDN'T GET TO PUMMEL YOU YET!" Yeah, first and LAST time Kuwabara would ever use the word 'pummel'.
Ah, well... he could, at least, begin to make his way for the hotel now. Maybe find Yuusuke and take out his frustrations. Yeah, that sounded nice. A nice Urameshi beat-down to end the day.
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