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Post by 42zombies on Oct 6, 2008 16:30:05 GMT -5
"Let the kid stay; if worst comes to worst I'll call my buddy Freddy to kill him in his sleep." Disco was one of the few who hadn't acted insane during the chaotic happenings. "As for killing, I'd be glad to do any dirty work; I'm an assassin."
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Post by pieandchips on Oct 6, 2008 21:22:24 GMT -5
"Join the club" said Leonard
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 7, 2008 15:16:24 GMT -5
"I'm sure I could call in a few favors." Disco either seemed to be ignoring Leonard or didn't hear him. "I could at least get five killers to help out-- and that's usually enough for a job like this."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 7, 2008 15:27:27 GMT -5
"Woo! Impressive!" Smithy nodded. "Joining your assassins... I could start shipping out robot versions of our adversaries. How does THAT sound?"
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 7, 2008 15:52:14 GMT -5
"Stupid and boring." Disco replied. "Robots can't feel blood on their hands-- and I can't take any joy in killing a robot. You need emotion to be an assassin."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 7, 2008 15:53:46 GMT -5
"Whaaaaaat?" Smithy gawked. "My robots EXIST to spread choas! Pain and suffering delights them to no end!"
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 7, 2008 16:02:37 GMT -5
"I'm not even technically an Executioner." Disco mused as he lit a ciggarette. "They only pull me in when there's a job too risky for the normals. They did some things to me when I was a kid... that's why my hair's this color." He took the cigarette and, instead of smoking it, shoved the burning end into his wrist.
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Post by pieandchips on Oct 7, 2008 20:36:49 GMT -5
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROBOTS CAN'T FEEL EMOTION?!?!" shouted NT9, coming back online.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 8, 2008 0:41:04 GMT -5
"YEAH!" Smithy nodded. "HE knows what I'm talking about." Slyly, he slinked up next to NT9. "...hey. Might you consider a spot in the Smithy Gang?"
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 8, 2008 16:27:20 GMT -5
"They just aren't cut out for this career." Disco explained as he shoved the still-burning cigarette into his neck. "They... think too logically; humans and robots think in completely different ways. Didn't you ever watch Star Trek? Data?"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Oct 8, 2008 17:24:52 GMT -5
"I watched War Games, if that counts," Dolphi III said.
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Post by pieandchips on Oct 8, 2008 17:57:06 GMT -5
"Well, these idiots don't seem to care about me very much, considering they keep ogling the new assassin droid" NT9 whispered. "Count me in"
Richard finally noticed Stewie. "Oh boy! Snack time!"
"What the deuce are you talking about you zombified idiot?"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 8, 2008 19:38:34 GMT -5
"You eat babies!?" Smithy gawked. "That's TERRIFIC! I should build a baby-eating machine and convert the fodder into energy for my factory!" he brainstormed, unknowing of how gruesome that actually sounded.
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 9, 2008 17:57:18 GMT -5
"I've never eaten a baby..." Disco mused, his curiosity peaked. "I should try that..."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Oct 10, 2008 6:16:09 GMT -5
"Yeah, that does sound good," Dolphi III said. "Ah, I can taste it now. Barbequed baby, with a side of fries. That sounds delicious."
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