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Post by 42zombies on Sept 17, 2008 16:42:51 GMT -5
(OOC: This is going to be a more humorous thread. Anyone can join!)
The library was different today. The windows were all closed, the tables were grouped together, and a black cloth covered them. A small sign had been set up near the table. It read:
'LEAGUE OF EVIL: FIRST MEETING!'
Dr. Hazmat and a group of other villains all conversed (surprsingly) politely with each other. The league's organizers, Pokey Minch and a writhing mass of chaos everyone assumed was Gigyas, stood at the head of the table.
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 17, 2008 19:12:11 GMT -5
"Why? BECAUSE, IT'S MIDNITE!!!!" shouted out Powalski
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Post by 42zombies on Sept 18, 2008 15:11:14 GMT -5
"Oh, god; you invited him?" Pokey whispered to Gigyas. The ultimate evil responded in an incomphrehensable noise.
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 18, 2008 19:07:34 GMT -5
Powalski pointed a blaster at Porky's head. "YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT MOTHERf***ER?!"
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Post by 42zombies on Sept 19, 2008 16:05:08 GMT -5
Pokey sighed. "No... you can join our club, I guess." "I don't want him in our club!" Shifter exclaimed. "I totally almost stole a jewel piece once, you know! HA!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Sept 19, 2008 16:34:26 GMT -5
A large, green triangular shaped hampster-squirrel thing sighed "Yeah, but you didn't, and now you're just some two-bit, low-like, piece of--"
A lightningbolt fired at Hammy, narrowly missing.
"Shut up, you mutated squirrel thing." Eriol growled, and put his key away. "Now, can we please get on with this?"
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 19, 2008 16:35:03 GMT -5
"Yes... And you also got your ass handed to you on a silver platter in the process" said Jag (to Shifter) emerging from the shadows.
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Post by 42zombies on Sept 19, 2008 16:38:03 GMT -5
"Alright, first meeting of the League of Evil is now in order." Pokey said as his spider-bot pounded its leg on the ground. "Okay, first order of business-- I know we promised that the Wizard would be here, but when we called him he went into a long rant about... something."
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 19, 2008 16:42:17 GMT -5
"WE'RE ALIVE!" said Black Mage barely alive crawling through and interdimensional portal that led to the room with the moose. Both him and Richard were now mortal had only about 34% of their life bars left, not to mention 0 MP. "Oh great..." said Berserker. "No man, we were locked in a ROOM WITH A MOOSE!!!!"
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Post by 42zombies on Sept 19, 2008 16:51:03 GMT -5
Pokey gasped in horror. "Oh, god! That happened to me, once!"
"Hey... what's the undead guy doing here?" Hazmat asked, pointing at Richard. "Isn't he friends with a good guy?"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Sept 19, 2008 16:52:05 GMT -5
"Shit, that sucks." said Hammy, leaning back a little. "Mooses are like, made to torture us."
"Eh, I got locked in a room with a moose once," Eriol said. "Let me tell ya, moose tastes even better lightning-fried."
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 19, 2008 17:38:26 GMT -5
"Eat me" said Richard. "I'm evil to the core. And I'm not undead anymore, I'm just dead but still alive"
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Post by 42zombies on Sept 19, 2008 17:42:38 GMT -5
"Hey, I'm not judging you-- I'm friends with a possibly insane vigilante." Hazmat apoligized.
"Can we just get on with this meeting?" Pokey asked. "Now, for our next order of business... who here thinks they've done the most evil thing?"
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 19, 2008 18:19:44 GMT -5
Richard held up his arm that just fell off. Powalski, Ursa and Leonard also held up their arms.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Sept 19, 2008 19:41:59 GMT -5
Hammy and Eriol both held up their own arms.
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