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Post by pieandchips on Sept 21, 2008 23:17:20 GMT -5
"Heh heh heh... Then I kill 'em" Ursa responded
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Post by 42zombies on Sept 22, 2008 16:28:13 GMT -5
Disco raised his hand. "I fucked a little kid once." He offered. "He was only six years old. I killed him afterwards, though."
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 22, 2008 16:56:46 GMT -5
"Did I mention I go to hospitals and use newborn babies for skeet shooting?" interjected Powalski.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Sept 23, 2008 10:55:37 GMT -5
Smithy was oblivious to everything that was being said around him. "I make sure wishes never come true!" he proudly proclaimed.
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 23, 2008 14:31:22 GMT -5
The entire ZAS (Zoness Assassin Society, the new "mafia") burst into hysterical laughter. "That's it?!" said NT9 "You're pathetic!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Sept 23, 2008 15:06:42 GMT -5
Smithy regarded him with a glare. "And I do it by filling the whole world with WEAPONS!"
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 23, 2008 15:47:52 GMT -5
"You're still pathetic! Only slightly less because of that statement but you're still pathetic!" said NT9 "I'M full of weapons!" He showed off every single fuckin' weapon in his arsenal.
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Post by 42zombies on Sept 23, 2008 15:48:34 GMT -5
Disco rubbed his chin. "I think I tossed a grenade into a birth ward." He mused. "Can't remember... I know that was the day I raped someone."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Sept 23, 2008 16:05:51 GMT -5
Hammy was hard pressed to come up with something. "Oh yeah, I started World War II by hacking into England's Myspace and posting mean comments on Hitler's page." He remembered.
"Myspace didn't exist back then," Eriol said.
"It did in my dimension!" Hammy shot back.
"Well, I wiped out half of the Chinese forces way back when they were fighting the Mongols." Eriol said proudly.
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Post by 42zombies on Sept 23, 2008 16:38:22 GMT -5
"Wait... maybe I molested all of the babies and then tossed the grenade in." Disco rubbed his chin. "Oh, well. Doesn't matter now; they're dead."
"OKAY, KNOCK IT OFF!" Pokey yelled. "You're all evil... and the guy with grey hair's just sick." "Probably." Disco agreed.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Sept 23, 2008 17:50:38 GMT -5
"Yeah, fat kid in the robot's right," Hammy said. "What we should be doing is figuring out what we're going to do about those stupid 'heroes' wandering around beating us up all the time. It's getting annoying."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Sept 23, 2008 17:59:26 GMT -5
"Tell me about it!" Smithy protested. "I'm sick and tired of that Geno!"
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Post by 42zombies on Sept 24, 2008 16:59:05 GMT -5
"Ooh!" Shifter raised his hand excitedly. "I've got an idea! ... Let's hit 'em with a rock!"
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 24, 2008 17:39:54 GMT -5
"Uhhh... I don't know, considering Geno is in the body of a puppet, wouldn't it be smarter to just burn him?" asked Leonard. NT9 flipped out a flamethrower.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Sept 24, 2008 17:56:42 GMT -5
Hammy ignited two purple flames above his hands. "I'm all for it."
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