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Post by nintendonut1 on Sept 19, 2008 22:39:30 GMT -5
"AM I LATE?!" Smithy stomped in. "What's this I hear about mooses!?"
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 19, 2008 22:45:14 GMT -5
"We were locked in a room with a moose, you imbecile! We nearly died!" said Black Mage. "In case you haven't noticed, I'M MORTAL NOW! And now that Satan's here on the island I can't become the King of Hell"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Sept 19, 2008 22:57:10 GMT -5
"Too bad," Smithy chuckled. "Satan and Hell are overused themes anyway. S'why I got a weapons factory going for me."
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 19, 2008 23:21:39 GMT -5
"Bite me, Santa" growled Black Mage. "Let's all settle down" said Parroto. "Let's here what Fatty has to say"
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Post by 42zombies on Sept 20, 2008 6:58:43 GMT -5
"Yes." Network agreed. "I am talking, as well."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Sept 20, 2008 19:59:23 GMT -5
"SANTA!?" Smithy growled, then took his seat... breaking it in half.
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Post by Felix Falora on Sept 20, 2008 20:01:38 GMT -5
Rip Van Winkle walked in. "I'm here on behalf of mein master," she said. "So... vhat ist zis meeting about?"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Sept 20, 2008 21:15:39 GMT -5
"Proving that I'm eviller than you." Hammy said, pointing to himself. At least, that's what it looked like; it was hard to tell with the whole "no fingers" thing.
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 20, 2008 21:49:52 GMT -5
Black Mage knew he had a new enemy, but he shut the hell up to listen. Black Mage still held his hand up because he had done some pretty evil stuff in the past.
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Post by 42zombies on Sept 21, 2008 10:37:44 GMT -5
"Okay, um... the clown." Pokey said, pointing one of his robotic spider legs at Black Mage. "What've you done?"
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 21, 2008 13:22:54 GMT -5
"NOT A CLOWN!" shouted Black Mage. "I've slaughtered upwards of 1000 men and women."
"That's all?!" exclaimed Ursa "Wuss".
"AND I've sacrificed children to my dark gods to earn my signature spell. Said spell sucks love out of the universe, making the universe a worse and worse place every time I use it." he finished.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Sept 21, 2008 17:08:10 GMT -5
"That all?" Hammy asked. "Dude, I'm way eviller than you. I've brought gods down to their knees, command a legion of minions, and have killed thousands with my finger, including that annoying fairy Navi and Jack Thompson himself!"
"The only gods you've brought down are that dragon and that eagle, and that's because you used gossip to make them hate each other." Eriol commented.
"Would you shut up?!" Hammy yelled. "If you think you're so big, then what evil stuff have you done?"
"I killed my creator, stole his skin, wore it as a costume, masqueraded as him so I could slaughter his entire village before I got sealed in a temple." Eriol said. "And I've now been deemed so dangerous that now the moment that I step outside my temple, some alert goes off in every holy warrior in the nearest fifty kilometers' head, sending them to go seal me back in my stupid temple, just so I can break out again and go kill some more people." He leaned back in his chair. "It's tedious, but it's worth it so I can pluck out some guy's eyes, and hold them up like they were my own, and go, 'I can see you! I can see you!'" Eriol laughed.
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Post by 42zombies on Sept 21, 2008 17:51:12 GMT -5
"Gigyas wiped out an entire universe and found a unique way to kill everyone there!" Pokey exclaimed.
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Post by pieandchips on Sept 21, 2008 18:09:09 GMT -5
"I eat babies!" said Richard.
"I randomly kill people, take their identity and kill everyone close to them" said Powalski.
"I... DAMN! He eats babies" said Leonard. "Ahem, anyway, I killed 1500 people in one day along with parents and all my friends." Leonard continued.
"I have sex with dumb men then kill them. Of course, I chop of their dongs first..." said Ursa, cracking a grin
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Sept 21, 2008 21:40:22 GMT -5
"I eat babies t-- WAIT YOU CUT OFF GUYS COCKS AFTER YOU HAVE SEX WITH THEM WHAT THE FUCK?!" Hammy yelled.
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