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Post by 0fenrir0 on Oct 22, 2008 22:26:30 GMT -5
"So what is it? Gold? Money? Food?" Kazooie said, throwing out random things. Homer sighed. "I've been so sober since I came here... The thing I want... Is beer. If you can get me enough beer to last this place, I'll give anything! Even my lucky napkin!" Kazooie nodded. "We'll see what we can do." She said. "So Banjo, do you know any place that sells alcohol?"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 22, 2008 22:37:56 GMT -5
"I just GOT here!" Banjo exclaimed. "How the heck am I supposed to know?!"
"Alcohol?" Raz stepped in, overhearing the conversation. "Y'know, there's a tavern out east in Bonsai Village called the Tiny Dragon."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Oct 22, 2008 22:47:49 GMT -5
"Alright, thanks! We'll go over there! Come on Banjo!" Kazooie said, flapping her wings, slowly taking Banjo off the ground. "Where is it at exactly?" She asked Raz.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 22, 2008 23:16:33 GMT -5
"Keeping flying east where all the Bonsai trees are!" Raz called out. "There's a village in the middle of the forest! Good luck!"
"You gotta be KIDDING me!" Banjo complained as the flew over the city. "We COULD be helping with the dark insects, but NO! We're on a quest for BEER!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Oct 23, 2008 5:50:56 GMT -5
Tree was at the time fishslapping the dark insects. There just seemed to be no end to them.
"Goddammit! All I wanted were a pair of new glasses! Son of a nutbiscuit!" She swore. Snowy was having a hard time killing the dark insects now, too. Ark had disappeared somewhere, and now she was having to kill them with her itsy-bitsy scythe.
In fact, Ark was trying to fly by using his wrist and ankle flight-bands, and was following Banjo and Kazooie. "Hey, wait for me!" he yelled. "I can't fly fast enough to catch up with you! Wahh!"
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 23, 2008 17:20:48 GMT -5
(OOC: Thanks for waiting, guys. Thanks a lot.)
"Hey! Are those guys leaving?" Badness glared at Banjo and Kazooie as they left. "DO THEY NOT KNOW THEY ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS?!" "Nope." Psycho answered simply.
Badness sighed. This place was depressing."Whatever. Just keep crushing the bugs." Psycho slauted and continued his bug-massacre (bugssacre).
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 23, 2008 22:30:52 GMT -5
(waaaaaaaaah sorry.  *headdesk*) "Hey, uh... any plan to wipe these things out?" Raz asked no one in particular. "Because they just seem to keep coming." |
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 24, 2008 11:03:37 GMT -5
"We could eat them!" Psycho exclaimed.
"I could teleport them into the depths of space." Clockman offered. "It'd be fun. I could use my powers to their fullest there."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 24, 2008 15:39:41 GMT -5
"Er... yyyeah," Raz scratched his head. "I guess either of those could work."
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 24, 2008 15:43:48 GMT -5
Clockman rubbed his hands together. "Alright. Send all of the bugs into space..." in a blinding flash of blue light, he (along with all of the bugs) vanished.
"This is why it's useful to keep him around." Badness explained tiredly. "Yeah, I guess." Psycho looked around. "Um... where's that earthworm guy?"
Badness looked up at the sky. "Oh, crap. Somebody please tell me that idiot didn't--"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 25, 2008 11:46:33 GMT -5
"....that can't be good," Raz made the understatement of the year.
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 25, 2008 11:49:55 GMT -5
In another flash of blue light, Clockman and a very icy Earthworm Jim reappeared. Clockman's masked eyes were widened in shock.
"Wow... I saw things..."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 25, 2008 16:49:28 GMT -5
Raz tapped a knuckle against the iced-over Jim, who rang a bit. "Jeez.... is he gonna be okay?"
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 25, 2008 17:56:40 GMT -5
Clockman waved a hand uncaringly. "Oh, sure. Worms can't die... I think. Anyways, when I was in space I saw the future." He made spooky hand-style wigglies. "There's a whole bunch of bad stuff gonna go down."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 25, 2008 18:24:23 GMT -5
"Well, that's not news..." Raz grumbled.
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*headdesk*)