I'm Sick And Tired Of This!

[Firebreath Fishslap]

It hadn't even been a day since the New Hospital was reopened, and already, there was an angry nurse standing out front. She was known to most people as the School Nurse, but that's only because she didn't really have a true name. Even her "true" name was just the word for the fear of needles. She also looked very pissed off.

"Alright, all of you stupid assholes!" the School Nurse stood up on top of sign in front the hospital. "I'm sick and tired of you stupid assholes blowing up this goddamn place! I've been out of a job since fucking 2008 because you guys couldn't hire a fucking exterminator, so you had to go blow the damn place up! And as if that wasn't bad enough, the new hospital got blown up, burned down, exploded, and all sorts of shit! And now that the new hospital's been built, I ain't letting you guys blow it up again!

"I mean, for christ's sake, this island has people going at each other's throats every five fucking seconds! We need medical attention! What are you going to do when you get your arm blown off, and whoops, you gotta go all the way out to fucking Bonsai Village to get it fixed?! Yeah, gonna feel like a dumbass, huh?" The School Nurse brandished her giant syringe.

"So I'm telling you assholes right now. You even THINK about blowing this place up, and [shadow=red,left,300]I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOULS, TEAR OUT YOUR ENTRAILS, AND HANG YOUR BODY IN THE TOWN SQUARE FOR ALL TO SEE!"[/shadow]

She took a couple deep breaths before sitting down on top of the sign. She dared someone to try attacking this place. She just DARED them to.

[nintendonut1]

"Hah! HAH!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Well, it looked a great metal giant with a hefty white beard looked SO ready to challenge her. He lumbered over with his feet shaking the ground, his little arrows, Shysters, and Drillbits following behind, and he lifted his great big hammer out in a most provoctive fashion.

"FOOL!!!" he chortled. "I have NONE of those fleshy things!"

[Firebreath Fishslap]

The School Nurse twitched.

"Of FUCKING course you don't! The assholes who come to blow up this place with no consideration for the fleshy creatures never do! Well, as the devil of medicine, allow me to consider you [glow=red,2,300]A FUCKING EYESORE WHO NEEDS TO GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"[/glow]

The School Nurse brandished her syringe before stabbing it into a nearby person, suddenly changing him into something much like a crude stick person.

"VIRUS! ATTACK!"

The crude stick person rushed at Smithy. This was all to gauge his strength before she went on the real offensive.

Leaning up against the other end of the sign was a blond haired, very bored looking woman. "Must you do this, Nurse?"

The School Nurse was focused on her attacker, and didn't answer.

[nintendonut1]

The metal man scoffed, unimpressed. "Smithy Gang... ATTACK!!!"

In militaristic precision, the living weapons launched themselves into the air, row by marching row, and launched themselves at the Virus.