Post by pieandchips on Apr 6, 2008 20:21:21 GMT -5
The True Story of Super Smash Bros.
by PAC
Prologue: The Notes
Welcome to the mighty universe that is Nintendo, part of the great Video Game dimension. The Universe is home to many forms of life, from anthropomorphic foxes and small yellow rodents, to great apes and humans. Yes, the Nintenuniverse, as we shall now refer to it, is a glorious place.
Our story begins on the planet Mushroma, home to the most well known plumber ever, Mario. I'm probably going to strangle myself after rambling on like this so I'm just gonna shut the hell up... for now.
“Mariooooooooo!” called the not-as-famous brother of the plumber, Luigi. “Oh Mariooooooooo! Hm?” The lanky plumber bent down and found a note which appeared to be typed in an odd font.
Dear [insert loved one’s name here]
I have gone to the store to buy... uh... a carton of milk... yeah. And I won’t be back for some time
Love [insert name here]
“Totally not suspicious” the happy-go-lucky plumber said. As soon as he turned around, he was out cold by a shady assailant. Meanwhile, in a nearby jungle…
A small monkey in a red hat swung through the jungles of DK Island. He landed on the front steps of his best friend, Donkey Kong’s house. He, like Luigi, found a strange note on the door of his friend’s house. He pulled the note off the door and…
Dear [insert loved one’s name here]
I have gone to the store to buy... uh... a carton of milk... yeah. And I won’t be back for some time
Love [insert name here]
“This would be a lot easier to understand if I knew how to read” muttered Diddy Kong (who, you for some strange reason didn’t know, was the monkey). He simply balled up the note and through it away. The diminutive primate started through the jungle again. The attacker who kidnapped Luigi didn’t have time to capture to Diddy Kong before he went swinging through the trees again. Meanwhile (again), on the mothership of the Star Fox Team, the Great Fox…
An anthropomorphic blue falcon named Falco opened the sliding door of his captain’s quarters, when he too found the note.
Dear [insert loved one’s name here]
I have gone to the store to buy... uh... a carton of milk... yeah. And I won’t be back for some time
Love [insert name here]
“So totally not suspicious” the falcon sarcastically said. “Hey fatass, old fart, robot, Krystal! Get in here!” The people (or animals and a robot) he called were a stocky toad (Slippy), an aging rabbit (Peppy), a robot (R.O.B.), and an attractive young blue vixen (Krystal). “What do you make of it?” inquired Peppy. “I don’t know,” replied Slippy. “I know something,” said Krystal. “Spill it, we ain’t got all day” Falco demanded. “Fox is definitely in trouble” she answered. Meanwhile (again!!!) in the land of Kanto…
A young boy was in a Pokemon battle. He pulled from his pocket a ball that was red on top, had a black stripe across the middle and a white circle in its center, and a white bottom. “PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!!!” the boy cried as he threw the ball into the field. The opposing trainer threw his ball too “CHARIZARD! GO!!!” A dragon like Pokemon emerged from the opposing ball, while a note simply came out of the first ball. “What the?” said the young trainer exasperated.
Dear [insert loved one’s name here]
I have gone to the store to buy... uh... a carton of milk... yeah. And I won’t be back for some time
Love [insert name here]
“A note?” “CHARIZARD! USE FLAMETHROWER!” The trainer barely had a chance to look up before being burned to a crisp by the dragon. A small balloon like Pokemon emerged from the bushes and muttered “Jigglypuff?” She too was captured by the shady assailant.
4 more notes appeared in the universe, and 2 more people were kidnapped. Finally, a stout plumber in blue overalls wearing a red shirt and hat, you know who he is, woke up on a cold marble floor. He was next to an anthropomorphic fox in flight gear, a young man in a green tunic with elfish ears, a familiar ape and something that looked like a robot. Across the room were a yellow rat, a pink puffball and a nostalgic green dinosaur. He knew something fishy was going on.
by PAC
Prologue: The Notes
Welcome to the mighty universe that is Nintendo, part of the great Video Game dimension. The Universe is home to many forms of life, from anthropomorphic foxes and small yellow rodents, to great apes and humans. Yes, the Nintenuniverse, as we shall now refer to it, is a glorious place.
Our story begins on the planet Mushroma, home to the most well known plumber ever, Mario. I'm probably going to strangle myself after rambling on like this so I'm just gonna shut the hell up... for now.
“Mariooooooooo!” called the not-as-famous brother of the plumber, Luigi. “Oh Mariooooooooo! Hm?” The lanky plumber bent down and found a note which appeared to be typed in an odd font.
Dear [insert loved one’s name here]
I have gone to the store to buy... uh... a carton of milk... yeah. And I won’t be back for some time
Love [insert name here]
“Totally not suspicious” the happy-go-lucky plumber said. As soon as he turned around, he was out cold by a shady assailant. Meanwhile, in a nearby jungle…
A small monkey in a red hat swung through the jungles of DK Island. He landed on the front steps of his best friend, Donkey Kong’s house. He, like Luigi, found a strange note on the door of his friend’s house. He pulled the note off the door and…
Dear [insert loved one’s name here]
I have gone to the store to buy... uh... a carton of milk... yeah. And I won’t be back for some time
Love [insert name here]
“This would be a lot easier to understand if I knew how to read” muttered Diddy Kong (who, you for some strange reason didn’t know, was the monkey). He simply balled up the note and through it away. The diminutive primate started through the jungle again. The attacker who kidnapped Luigi didn’t have time to capture to Diddy Kong before he went swinging through the trees again. Meanwhile (again), on the mothership of the Star Fox Team, the Great Fox…
An anthropomorphic blue falcon named Falco opened the sliding door of his captain’s quarters, when he too found the note.
Dear [insert loved one’s name here]
I have gone to the store to buy... uh... a carton of milk... yeah. And I won’t be back for some time
Love [insert name here]
“So totally not suspicious” the falcon sarcastically said. “Hey fatass, old fart, robot, Krystal! Get in here!” The people (or animals and a robot) he called were a stocky toad (Slippy), an aging rabbit (Peppy), a robot (R.O.B.), and an attractive young blue vixen (Krystal). “What do you make of it?” inquired Peppy. “I don’t know,” replied Slippy. “I know something,” said Krystal. “Spill it, we ain’t got all day” Falco demanded. “Fox is definitely in trouble” she answered. Meanwhile (again!!!) in the land of Kanto…
A young boy was in a Pokemon battle. He pulled from his pocket a ball that was red on top, had a black stripe across the middle and a white circle in its center, and a white bottom. “PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!!!” the boy cried as he threw the ball into the field. The opposing trainer threw his ball too “CHARIZARD! GO!!!” A dragon like Pokemon emerged from the opposing ball, while a note simply came out of the first ball. “What the?” said the young trainer exasperated.
Dear [insert loved one’s name here]
I have gone to the store to buy... uh... a carton of milk... yeah. And I won’t be back for some time
Love [insert name here]
“A note?” “CHARIZARD! USE FLAMETHROWER!” The trainer barely had a chance to look up before being burned to a crisp by the dragon. A small balloon like Pokemon emerged from the bushes and muttered “Jigglypuff?” She too was captured by the shady assailant.
4 more notes appeared in the universe, and 2 more people were kidnapped. Finally, a stout plumber in blue overalls wearing a red shirt and hat, you know who he is, woke up on a cold marble floor. He was next to an anthropomorphic fox in flight gear, a young man in a green tunic with elfish ears, a familiar ape and something that looked like a robot. Across the room were a yellow rat, a pink puffball and a nostalgic green dinosaur. He knew something fishy was going on.