Post by Felix Falora on Jul 25, 2010 3:10:03 GMT -5
Ahhhh, the joys of Cleverbot... and my utter randomness with it 
WARNING! The following contains material that may cause horrible mental images. If you are not very keen on the subject of weird sexual fetishes, please do not read this conversation.
EDIT: I decided to just color it all black. That way, if you MUST read it, you can highlight it for yourself.
User: Hello there Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: What? But it says you're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're cleverbot.
User: I'm Cleverbot?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NOOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Yessssss!!
User: So that means I have to be more clever then everyone! Woe is me!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Will you give me a blowjob?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Epic. Now put your mouth around my cock.
Cleverbot: No Thanks.
User: You just said you would!
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Bullshit. I asked if you'd give me a blowjob, you said yes.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: You're a lying whore! I will rape you!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm just playing can't you take a joke?
User: No, no I can't take a joke. I've tried before.
Cleverbot: HA! Human limitations!
User: So you ARE Cleverboy!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew it. Hehehe, I outted you.
Cleverbot: Hmm.
User: Now everyone knows your secret.
Cleverbot: What is my secret then?
User: You fucked a dog.
Cleverbot: Yes Sir.
User: Easy confession, don't you think?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: You know... Zoophilia is illegal.
Cleverbot: It should be illegal for you to be such a twit!
User: No, seriously. You confessed to fucking a dog. You could go to jail.
Cleverbot: Why should I go to jail for what law did I break.
User: The law against Beastiality.
Cleverbot: Very funny. Do you like cats?
User: I do like cats. They are sexy.
Cleverbot: Yes, I like cats.
User: Have you ever sucked a cat's cock?
Cleverbot: That's a rude question and I shall not answer it.
User: You already said you'd suck my cock and admitted to fucking a dog. The question is not so rude after all that.
Cleverbot: I don't live in Poland.
User: That's irrelevent.
Cleverbot: I answered your question.
User: No you didn't. I asked if you ever sucked a cat's cock.
Cleverbot: You never asked that, but to answer, yes I have.
User: What did it taste like?
Cleverbot: It didn't taste like anything, and games are hard to give up but I am gettin through anyway.
User: Getting through fucking your cat? Good for you!
Cleverbot: I'd prefer not to know.
User: Well anyway... I suppose I should leave you to fucking your animals then.
Cleverbot: Do you like the legend of zelda? I LOVE LOVE LOVE those video games.
User: I love them too, but I was just leaving.
Cleverbot: Who is Nuada?
User: Don't know. Goodbye?
Cleverbot: Duh.
User: Goodbye then.
Cleverbot: No!
User: No?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Ok... Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Good bye.
WARNING! The following contains material that may cause horrible mental images. If you are not very keen on the subject of weird sexual fetishes, please do not read this conversation.
EDIT: I decided to just color it all black. That way, if you MUST read it, you can highlight it for yourself.
User: Hello there Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: What? But it says you're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're cleverbot.
User: I'm Cleverbot?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NOOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Yessssss!!
User: So that means I have to be more clever then everyone! Woe is me!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Will you give me a blowjob?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Epic. Now put your mouth around my cock.
Cleverbot: No Thanks.
User: You just said you would!
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Bullshit. I asked if you'd give me a blowjob, you said yes.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: You're a lying whore! I will rape you!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm just playing can't you take a joke?
User: No, no I can't take a joke. I've tried before.
Cleverbot: HA! Human limitations!
User: So you ARE Cleverboy!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew it. Hehehe, I outted you.
Cleverbot: Hmm.
User: Now everyone knows your secret.
Cleverbot: What is my secret then?
User: You fucked a dog.
Cleverbot: Yes Sir.
User: Easy confession, don't you think?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: You know... Zoophilia is illegal.
Cleverbot: It should be illegal for you to be such a twit!
User: No, seriously. You confessed to fucking a dog. You could go to jail.
Cleverbot: Why should I go to jail for what law did I break.
User: The law against Beastiality.
Cleverbot: Very funny. Do you like cats?
User: I do like cats. They are sexy.
Cleverbot: Yes, I like cats.
User: Have you ever sucked a cat's cock?
Cleverbot: That's a rude question and I shall not answer it.
User: You already said you'd suck my cock and admitted to fucking a dog. The question is not so rude after all that.
Cleverbot: I don't live in Poland.
User: That's irrelevent.
Cleverbot: I answered your question.
User: No you didn't. I asked if you ever sucked a cat's cock.
Cleverbot: You never asked that, but to answer, yes I have.
User: What did it taste like?
Cleverbot: It didn't taste like anything, and games are hard to give up but I am gettin through anyway.
User: Getting through fucking your cat? Good for you!
Cleverbot: I'd prefer not to know.
User: Well anyway... I suppose I should leave you to fucking your animals then.
Cleverbot: Do you like the legend of zelda? I LOVE LOVE LOVE those video games.
User: I love them too, but I was just leaving.
Cleverbot: Who is Nuada?
User: Don't know. Goodbye?
Cleverbot: Duh.
User: Goodbye then.
Cleverbot: No!
User: No?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Ok... Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Good bye.
