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Post by 42zombies on Dec 31, 2009 23:57:16 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from New Babylon, it's time for Ask the Wizard!
... Hmm.
Right. He's not exactly willing, ladies and germs, but we'll coax him out of his shell, just you wait! If you have a question for this omniscient, god-like being, just post it below and he'll reply to it!
I never agreed to that.
Come on, it'll be fun!
... Fun? Oh, dear god, why am I doing this?
Public relations. So, without further ado, let's get this train-wreck a-rollin'!
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 1, 2010 0:01:06 GMT -5
Well, I'm sure I'll come up with more, but here one: Who was Shifter, exactly? And should I put him on the Death list? XD
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Post by 42zombies on Jan 1, 2010 0:14:20 GMT -5
Well, I'm sure I'll come up with more, but here one: Who was Shifter, exactly? And should I put him on the Death list? XD
Now, Shifter grew up with me on Peach Creek-- I can see him now, always parading about like some flamboyant little toddler, tripsing about with Ed's younder sibling. His personality is a result of Eddy taking him under his wind, along with the... event that befell us.
Now, should you put him on the Dead list? I suppose that's up to you to decide, isn't it, Nintendon Nut 1? It's up to you to sit upon your ivory throne and decide who lives and who dies; which of your favored playthings get to play another day.
I'm no monster; even I'm not so cruel that I decide who dies and who lives. In my ideal world, nobody would die. But you-- death is entertainment. A melodrama for a bunch of pathetic know-nothings, wasting their lives at their computers. I--I... don't think that's what she was asking.Hmm? Oh. Yeah, he's going to come back. |
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Post by pieandchips on Jan 1, 2010 0:16:36 GMT -5
Here's a question: should I eat the yellow snow?
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Post by 42zombies on Jan 1, 2010 0:20:18 GMT -5
Here's a question: should I eat the yellow snow?
Think about that the next time you're being an idiot. |
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Post by pieandchips on Jan 1, 2010 0:27:03 GMT -5
Bennet the Sage, is that you?
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Post by 42zombies on Jan 1, 2010 0:32:09 GMT -5
Bennet the Sage, is that you?
Can I leave now?No. Not until mama earns her groceries!... What?Just keep answering questions! |
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Post by pieandchips on Jan 1, 2010 0:33:18 GMT -5
Wait, didn't MST3K air nearly 20 years ago?
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Post by 42zombies on Jan 1, 2010 0:35:02 GMT -5
Wait, didn't MST3K air nearly 20 years ago? |
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Post by pieandchips on Jan 1, 2010 0:40:40 GMT -5
So, it's not an internet thing, really. It's a nerd thing, nerd. Nerds on the int... er... net... Oh...  |
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 1, 2010 1:16:51 GMT -5
Um...right.
So, Wizard, did any of the other Cul-de-sac kids make it into your group besides Jimmy?
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Post by Felix Falora on Jan 1, 2010 3:42:25 GMT -5
Wizard, it seems like I'm about to stroke your ego a bit, but other than casting away all emotions usually required by human beings, how did you obtain such power that not even the puppetmasters could reign supreme over you?
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Post by 42zombies on Jan 1, 2010 10:55:11 GMT -5
Um...right. So, Wizard, did any of the other Cul-de-sac kids make it into your group besides Jimmy? Wizard, it seems like I'm about to stroke your ego a bit, but other than casting away all emotions usually required by human beings, how did you obtain such power that not even the puppetmasters could reign supreme over you?
As for how I got them? I started off as your run-of-the-mill, perhaps above average psychic. However, over my travels across the infinite universes, my mental abilities grew as I learned new skills and talents. Soon, my mind began to encompass entire omniverses; I could see endless possibilities, and I took advantage of them.
Of course, certain sacrifices had to be made. My comrades, for example; I tore them apart and reshaped them into new, more powerful beings. But all for the greater good; all to save reality. |
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 1, 2010 21:29:52 GMT -5
Yeesh. Effective.
Okay, with that in mind...
1. Which of your comrades did you do such... transformations to? And who'd you shape them into?
and 2. That's how the Double D from YOUR world (42zombies' "Psycho-Ed") did it. Since the Double D in this time frame (from "Super Eds") does not have such psychic potential, are you figuring that switching the cause and effect will work just as well? Is that why you're trying to make him emotionally break? Or will you build it off his NEW powers as an Angel, thus why you protected him from Nida?
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Post by 42zombies on Jan 2, 2010 10:29:28 GMT -5
Yeesh. Effective. Okay, with that in mind... 1. Which of your comrades did you do such... transformations to? And who'd you shape them into? and 2. That's how the Double D from YOUR world (42zombies' "Psycho-Ed") did it. Since the Double D in this time frame (from "Super Eds") does not have such psychic potential, are you figuring that switching the cause and effect will work just as well? Is that why you're trying to make him emotionally break? Or will you build it off his NEW powers as an Angel, thus why you protected him from Nida?
Alright then, question number 1: Each of my companions was changed in such a way. As I said before, James was changed into a potent, shape-shifting being. Regrettably, I only travelled with two other old friend from Peach Creek. One of them I turned into Shapeless, my lieutenant, and the other one I turned into a soldier you've yet to see. The rest of my friends from Peach Creek, well...
Moving right along, question number 2: this one would be a bit difficult to explain to someone like you. I was indeed birthed from the Eddward of a different Earth; however, in my travels across the multiverse, I was able to plant my thoughts into the first Eddward; the one from which thousands of other multiverses would be formed.
It is no exaggeration to say that I am a part of every version of my past self across reality.
You see, dear reader, I do not plan on turning your Eddward into the Wizard. In fact, he never should have learned the truth about us. My plans for him are solely in interest to his... unique birthing abilities. |
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