Post by nintendonut1 on Feb 4, 2011 2:01:36 GMT -5
Full Name: Homestar Micheal Runner
Nicknames: Dumbstar, Mr. Prancy-time, No-Armed Whitey, Hot Pooey, Kevin Dubrow, and oh dear lord need I go on?
Age: Ambiguous (probably late teens to early twenties)
Height: Tall
Weight: About 100 lbs.
Gender: Male (no, NOT pwegnent)
Race: Um… uh, armless white dude?
Alliance: Peaceful Neutral
Home: Free Country, USA
Franchise: Homestar Runner
Physical Description
Homestar is mainly colored white, with black comma-shaped eyes and a prominent underbite. Usually, he wears a red shirt with a white star and a blue beanie with a red brim and a white spinner. His legs are quite long in relation to the rest of his body. Though he lacks a visible pair of arms, he is still able to function as though he has them, being able to carry and throw things and even type proficiently. It's generally accepted that either he does have arms, but for reasons that are never explained, they are invisible, or that he has limited telekinetic powers.
Weapons
What weapons? As stated above, Homestar is far from a fighter. I suppose his outstanding stupidity sometimes could count, though.
Abilities/Powers
Above all else, Homestar is a terrific athlete. He mainly competes and trains for an unnamed sport, trained by Coach Z, but also competes in most well-known competitive sports, track and field, and the occasional beating-up-himself competition. Yes, you read that right.
Skills
In addition to sports, Homestar also has interests and capabilities in singing, television/film acting, show hosting, law enforcement, building decks, leading militant marches as colonel, and the baking and selling of donuts and tiny breads.
Personality
The subject of jokes and the recipient of nicknames, Homestar is an earnest character with a pure heart and nothing but love for the rest of mankind. Unfortunately, his absolute cluelessness and clumsiness keep him from realizing his full potential. As Strong Bad stated in TrogdorCon '97, he has an "unbelievably loose grasp on the world around [him]". He appears to have short-term memory problems, as he frequently forgets things he has just done or said. Sometimes, even, he will frequently become confused and forget who he is. He then interacts with himself as though he is a different and separate person. This includes talking to himself, looking for himself, writing notes to remind himself who he is, insulting himself, and even fighting himself. Even so, he's not completely stupid (he once correctly stated Coulomb's law, albeit after being asked what two plus two is) and has proven to be remarkably clever in the past, though such occurrences are few and far between.
As a whole, Homestar seems to be too dim to realize when people are being mean to him, or when he's being mean to other people. He often unintentionally insults his friends or steps on their feelings and is unable to understand their resulting feelings of anger. Another quirk of Homestar's is his ability to be easily outsmarted at his own game, but still be completely oblivious and even delighted. As Strong Bad put it, "It's like, even when we win, he wins." And in the end, nothing is more dangerous than a blissfully ignorant idiot.
Homestar has behaved indignantly at various times, often due to discussions of tender subjects, misunderstanding the topic at-hand or his general ignorance of the present situation. While in this state he acts single-mindedly, and in extreme instances violently. This side of his character, not often shown on the website, is often followed by his coming down into an upset and exhausted state.
History
Homestar’s been a long-time representative of Free Country USA, its pride ann joy in regards to physical achievement and patriotism. His adventures with its other denizens are less than spectacular in comparison to perhaps other characters of DC, but at the very least, they are beyond amusing to watch unfold.
For either jealousy or simple dislike of his stupidity, Homestar is often antagonized by most of the other characters. Most noted of this is Strong Bad, even though Homestar’s convinced him and the masked wrestler are bosom buddies.
Completely unrelated (*cough*), Homestar has been in a constant on-and-off relationship with Marzipan. Though they have expressed feelings for each other, their relationship is often tenuous at best, and has seemed to deteriorate over time. Homestar frequently insults Marzipan (although he may not realize that he is doing so), and Marzipan occasionally treats Homestar with contempt. It doesn’t help that Marzipan considers their relationship “open,” whereas Homestar clearly disagrees.
Either way, he seems to have wandered off into a brand new world, and it’s certainly no “Sweet Cuppin’ Cakes.” He has absolutely no recollection of how he got here, of course.
Other
Homestar has some speech impediments (as he says, he has "twouble with [his] aw's"). He also has the strange habit of flicking his head in the opposite direction while talking, only to flick it right back, almost like a tick.
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Nicknames: Dumbstar, Mr. Prancy-time, No-Armed Whitey, Hot Pooey, Kevin Dubrow, and oh dear lord need I go on?
Age: Ambiguous (probably late teens to early twenties)
Height: Tall
Weight: About 100 lbs.
Gender: Male (no, NOT pwegnent)
Race: Um… uh, armless white dude?
Alliance: Peaceful Neutral
Home: Free Country, USA
Franchise: Homestar Runner
Physical Description
Homestar is mainly colored white, with black comma-shaped eyes and a prominent underbite. Usually, he wears a red shirt with a white star and a blue beanie with a red brim and a white spinner. His legs are quite long in relation to the rest of his body. Though he lacks a visible pair of arms, he is still able to function as though he has them, being able to carry and throw things and even type proficiently. It's generally accepted that either he does have arms, but for reasons that are never explained, they are invisible, or that he has limited telekinetic powers.
Weapons
What weapons? As stated above, Homestar is far from a fighter. I suppose his outstanding stupidity sometimes could count, though.
Abilities/Powers
Above all else, Homestar is a terrific athlete. He mainly competes and trains for an unnamed sport, trained by Coach Z, but also competes in most well-known competitive sports, track and field, and the occasional beating-up-himself competition. Yes, you read that right.
Skills
In addition to sports, Homestar also has interests and capabilities in singing, television/film acting, show hosting, law enforcement, building decks, leading militant marches as colonel, and the baking and selling of donuts and tiny breads.
Personality
The subject of jokes and the recipient of nicknames, Homestar is an earnest character with a pure heart and nothing but love for the rest of mankind. Unfortunately, his absolute cluelessness and clumsiness keep him from realizing his full potential. As Strong Bad stated in TrogdorCon '97, he has an "unbelievably loose grasp on the world around [him]". He appears to have short-term memory problems, as he frequently forgets things he has just done or said. Sometimes, even, he will frequently become confused and forget who he is. He then interacts with himself as though he is a different and separate person. This includes talking to himself, looking for himself, writing notes to remind himself who he is, insulting himself, and even fighting himself. Even so, he's not completely stupid (he once correctly stated Coulomb's law, albeit after being asked what two plus two is) and has proven to be remarkably clever in the past, though such occurrences are few and far between.
As a whole, Homestar seems to be too dim to realize when people are being mean to him, or when he's being mean to other people. He often unintentionally insults his friends or steps on their feelings and is unable to understand their resulting feelings of anger. Another quirk of Homestar's is his ability to be easily outsmarted at his own game, but still be completely oblivious and even delighted. As Strong Bad put it, "It's like, even when we win, he wins." And in the end, nothing is more dangerous than a blissfully ignorant idiot.
Homestar has behaved indignantly at various times, often due to discussions of tender subjects, misunderstanding the topic at-hand or his general ignorance of the present situation. While in this state he acts single-mindedly, and in extreme instances violently. This side of his character, not often shown on the website, is often followed by his coming down into an upset and exhausted state.
History
Homestar’s been a long-time representative of Free Country USA, its pride ann joy in regards to physical achievement and patriotism. His adventures with its other denizens are less than spectacular in comparison to perhaps other characters of DC, but at the very least, they are beyond amusing to watch unfold.
For either jealousy or simple dislike of his stupidity, Homestar is often antagonized by most of the other characters. Most noted of this is Strong Bad, even though Homestar’s convinced him and the masked wrestler are bosom buddies.
Completely unrelated (*cough*), Homestar has been in a constant on-and-off relationship with Marzipan. Though they have expressed feelings for each other, their relationship is often tenuous at best, and has seemed to deteriorate over time. Homestar frequently insults Marzipan (although he may not realize that he is doing so), and Marzipan occasionally treats Homestar with contempt. It doesn’t help that Marzipan considers their relationship “open,” whereas Homestar clearly disagrees.
Either way, he seems to have wandered off into a brand new world, and it’s certainly no “Sweet Cuppin’ Cakes.” He has absolutely no recollection of how he got here, of course.
Other
Homestar has some speech impediments (as he says, he has "twouble with [his] aw's"). He also has the strange habit of flicking his head in the opposite direction while talking, only to flick it right back, almost like a tick.
Picture
