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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 3, 2009 23:43:21 GMT -5
(No room in the title, but NO FIGHTING. I wish for this to be a purely humorous thread. XP)
A match scratched on a nearby rock, used to light the end of a tiny cigar. Its owner gave out a few puffs and continued walking through the bonsai woods as casually as strolling down your friendly neigborhood street.
After all, Smiley Bone clearly knew he wasn't in Boneville anymore. Or else he'd detect a hunt of CornDogHutTM's scent wafer on the wind.
Still, he didn't let this tidbit of information bother him too much. It's not like it hadn't happened to him before, and look how well that turned out!
Besides, for all he knew, he had probably just wandered into th' Valley again, just in a part he didn't recognize too well. He DID have spasms of short-term memory loss every so often.
The forest abruptly ended at the edge of a cliff. Humming to himself, Smiley approached the edge and stared down into the deep, swirling void below.
Drawing a few more puffs and moving his hands to his hips, he finally made a proclamation based on his observation.
"Somthin' tells me I'm not in th' Valley either."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 4, 2009 11:11:08 GMT -5
[Well I've always wanted to write something about the Bones, but being in an RP with one should be fun! Sides, I've been looking for a place to debut this next character.]
If Smiley Bone had been looking around carefully, he would've noticed what appeared to be a purple rug sitting near the edge. The rug itself looked somewhat oriental with yellow trims, and inscribed with runic looking letters near the edge. Sitting upon the rug was what appeared to be a crystal ball on a stand; smoke billowed inside the crystal ball mystically. Also on the rug was a kind of Teddy Bear, dark brown in color, with a light brown muzzle.
After a second, there was a light 'poof', followed by a thin layer of smoke...
When the smoke cleared, there sat a girl that looked around her early 20's with long, unfixed blonde hair, and old world colonial style clothes, along with a black cape, that was purple on the inside, and a skull necklace around her neck. She opened her closed eyes, revealing deep crimson eyes...
A scowl appeared on her face. "You have GOT to be kidding me!!!!!" She continued to grump as her hands waved around the crystal ball. "I thought that would AT LEAST get me back to Forget-Me-Not-Valley!!" She stared deeply into the crystal ball. "Oh Crystal Ball, hear me now! How can I return to my own world?"
The Crystal Ball fogged up a bit...
Before this message appeared clearly in the smoke. 'Ask again later.'
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT JOKES ALMOST OLDER THEN I AM YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!!!!!" And since the joke was invented around the same time joke fortune telling merchandise was invented that might've placed that girl at about 40 years, maybe more.
Groaning to herself, she proceeded to think...
Before she sensed another presence not too far off.
Turning she saw Smiley Bone, and her look turned from a glance to an odd stare. This guy almost looked like a humanoid bone...
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:31:47 GMT -5
Smiley simply watched the girl until she noticed him. To which he lifted his tiny hat in greeting.
"Howdy!" he grinned typically, looking over the crystal ball. "Oh, I get that answer ALL the time! That and 'Don't Count on it.'"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 4, 2009 11:37:02 GMT -5
The girl continued to stare at Smiley with an odd look, sitting cross-legged in front of her crystal ball. "Uh.... YEAH..." She scratched the back of her head. "Who are you?"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:40:04 GMT -5
Smiley thought his answer over, grinning back at her. "Well, hey, you're a fortune teller," he noted in his attempts to be sly, sitting down in front of her. "Ask your crystal ball what my name is!"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 4, 2009 11:44:10 GMT -5
The girl smirked at this response, before turning back to the Crystal Ball. "Crystal Ball, hear me! Tell me the name of thist weary traveler..."
Nothing seemed to appear in the crystal ball yet, she smiled... Before shortly frowning once more, looking confused. "'Smiley Bone?'" She looked to the Crystal Ball again, seeming curious. "Almost sounds like some kind of vertebrae or something..."
She came THIIIIIS close to making a 'Funny Bone' joke. XDDD
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 4, 2009 11:49:57 GMT -5
Smiley grinned hugely. "Wow! That IS my name!" He knelt down to address the ball. "You ARE good," he complimented it. "The last fortune teller who tried to give me a reading told me that it was easier to break through reinforced concrete that to read my thoughts!" He knocked a knuckle on his head and produced a thick, hollow sound, proving his point.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 4, 2009 11:54:21 GMT -5
The girl looked at the bone oddly, before snobbily smiling to herself. "Well! You should expect nothing less! I AM the Witch Princess after all." She pointed a thumb to herself. "Fortune Telling, Potion Brewing, spell slinging, I can do anything better then any NORMAL magician can. I can turn people into frogs, without any forethought, or even PIGS if I felt like it."
She had NO idea that she had just made a reference, and someone had already done that shtick with a 'creepy old steeple' in another world.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 4, 2009 12:00:28 GMT -5
"Wow! Sounds like an impressive resume!" Smiley scratched his chin. "I remember one Halloween, Phoney pulled off a scheme trying to convince the town that it was cursed, releasing frogs all over the square..." He laughed hugely. "One of them hopped right into Ms. Crab-bone's blouse! Her face was priceless!"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 4, 2009 12:03:40 GMT -5
The self-proclaimed 'Witch Princess' laughed along with Smiley Bone, just picturing the unknown town in chaos. "I like you, Smiley! You've got the right sense of humor! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
With that out of the way, she wiped a tear out of her eye, her laughter calming down. "That was so good..."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 4, 2009 12:07:32 GMT -5
Smiley grinned impossibly bigger at her approval. "Well, thanks! I just wish the other Bones wouldn't take Phoney's little plots so darn seriously! They've got no sense of humor at all."
He eagerly leaned close to the ball. "Read me again! Ask it what I'm thinking right now!"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 4, 2009 12:13:44 GMT -5
The Witch Princess grinned at this, "Sure thing!" About the only reason she hadn't zapped Smiley with a spell was because she had grown to like the rather dimwitted creature, and she didn't zap people she liked. "Okay then, let's go... Hear me, Crystal Ball! Tell to me what is in the mind of this creature!"
She waited a moment... ... ... ...
Which slowly turned into a minute... ... ... ...
Which might have turned into an hour if the girl hadn't given the crystal ball another look. "Huh?" After a second, she waved her hands around the crystal ball again. "I SAID, Tell to me what is in the mind of this creature!"
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Yep, still a WHOLE lotta nothin'.
She gave the creature a bewildered look, looking confused out of her FREAKING SKULL. "Do you even HAVE a brain? Cause I'm not picking up anything at all..."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 4, 2009 12:21:43 GMT -5
"Nothing? That's weird..." Without asking for permission, he took the ball into his hands, shaking it like a snowglobe and eyeing it intensely. "Did it run out of battery power, or what?"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 4, 2009 12:26:37 GMT -5
"HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!" She quickly snatched the ball before it became and all out game of Tug-of-War, "FIRST OF ALL, that thing does NOT run on batteries!!! AND SECONDLY, DON'T SHAKE IT LIKE THAT!!!! YOU MIGHT DROP IT AND-"
YANK!!!!
The Witch Princess managed to get the crystal ball out of Smiley's hands... Though it ALSO slipped out of hers.
The Crystal ball then began one very very, very, very, very, very, very-
(A thousand very's later)
Very, very, very, very, very.... (Takes a DEEP breath.) VERY long fall down into the black void...
She could only eye where the ball fell, looking aggravated...
Way to waste a good crystal ball.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 4, 2009 12:34:52 GMT -5
(XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD oh my god, I'm dying over here)
"Whoop!" Smiley fell onto his back, the ball flying behind him. He too watched speechless as the ball dropped into the void. He bit his lip; even he was getting the sense that he was in trouble.
"......Oh," he managed to get out, peeking an eye at the woman. "Um....sorry?"
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