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Post by 42zombies on Dec 8, 2009 13:27:21 GMT -5
"Your nose... it's telling me to burn things..." Stefan whispered as Smiley waved at him. "I am thinking it's not a nice nose... I'll cut it off and give you a better one. Would you like that? It will be nice and it won't call my mother a whore."
Stefan grinned nervously, though he suddenly stopped in shock. "Oh my god, where am I?!"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 8, 2009 14:00:30 GMT -5
The Witch Princess clicked her tongue pitiably. "Oh no... Much worse then that I'm afraid... And this is an image of something that WILL happen." She turned to Ethan, and shook her head. "The Crystal Ball has told me much... You are a champion where you come from, are you not?" If Ethan nodded it wouldn't have been noticed. "Well, apparently my crystal ball tells me that Bad Luck is in your future.
"You will continue to challenge, but you will always lose. No matter how many times you try, you cannot seem to win one fight, or Pokemon Battle as their called, if I'm not mistakened... Soon you will be the laughing stock of your entire world, an even bigger loser then any loser before you." She sighs, as she massages her temples. "The only good news is, is that you die a painless death... At an EARLY age, thereby ceasing all pain from your failures."
[Ouch! That's gonna leave a mental scar... XD]
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 8, 2009 14:08:27 GMT -5
"What? Hey!" Smiley smacked his own nose. "Cut it out, Mr. Nose! Don't make me put you in a time out!"
He was distracted again by the Witch Princess' predection. "Ooooh... tough break," he told Ethan.
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Post by pieandchips on Dec 8, 2009 16:50:52 GMT -5
Ethan's jaw dropped. "Yeah, right" he said, affixing his jaw back into place. "I am the greatest! ...Except for my older brother and sister, but I'm still awesome! And no 'prophecy' could change that!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 8, 2009 17:08:14 GMT -5
Smiley shook his head in dsimay at Ethan's reaction. "Denial is always the first stage..."
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 8, 2009 20:29:18 GMT -5
"Denial? No... no, denial isn't one of them. It starts with a 'D', though." Stefan argued. "Despair, maybe? Or Desire? The first one was Destiny, though-- he's blind. I think. Shut up, Kelsey, I'm trying to type! God!"
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Post by pieandchips on Dec 8, 2009 21:40:35 GMT -5
"FOURTH WALL! You're breaking the fourth wall!" shouted Ethan. "Damn it, 42, break the fourth wall again and I will punch you in the soul!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 8, 2009 23:14:11 GMT -5
"Pft! WHAT fourth wall?" Smiley commented, leaning back and playing with the Witch Princess's teddy bear again. "NN1, 42, and PAC have broken the wall so many times it's nothing but rubble now!"
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Post by pieandchips on Dec 9, 2009 2:09:47 GMT -5
"Yes, but let's not forget that PAC is a total badass and can break the fourth wall whenever the hell he wants because he's a badass!" replied Ethan. Did I mention I'm a badass? Because I am.
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 9, 2009 7:38:19 GMT -5
"... what?" Stefan asked in confusion. "What are you talking about? 42? Just a number. 6 times 7. Meaningless. PAC? Random letters. An idiotic anagram. Meaningless. NN1? Even more random. Meaningless. All meaningless. Can't control my voice sometimes. It blurts out words.
"I broke the ninth wall; the wall between us and him." Stefan grunted. "Now he's watching us. Yup. That's some bad mojo."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 9, 2009 9:32:50 GMT -5
...........................
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................................The Witch Princess watched the scene with a raised eye-brow. 'I really hope this ENTIRE ISLAND isn't infested with idiots like this bunch...' Clearing her throat, she brought herself back into attention. "REGARDLESS..." She turned to Ethan, giving him a serious look. "I advise you take my words seriously." Sitting up straighter, she pointed a finger at the boy, "Trust me on this, you will be happy you did. Stay away from Pokemon battling. Or else the disappointments will come and they will never fade away for as long as you live."
No-one knew it, or was able to see it, but the Witch Princess pointing her finger at Ethan was all the help needed to cast a small enchantment. The enchantment was otherwise invisible to the naked eye, and settled into Ethan, unnoticed.
[Don't worry, this spell won't last very long, likely when Ethan has his next pokemon battle and loses, it'll last a few days.]
The Witch Princess did everything to hide an insidious sneer...
THEN she noticed Smiley touching her Teddy Bear... AGAIN.
SMACK!!
Smiley felt his hand getting slapped away, before the Witch Princess turned her attention on Stefan... Well, but not before she gave Smiley a deadly glare. "Do you WANT to spend the rest of your short life as a toadstoll you bug??"
But back to Stefan. "Now repeat to me, your question."
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 9, 2009 10:18:12 GMT -5
"Um... my head is full of bugs." Stefan muttered. "I try to get them out but all that happens is blood. Can you help me?"
Scratching feverishly at his scalp, Stefan lifted his now-bloddied fingers as if to how them to the Witch Princess. "See? No bugs. Just the red water."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 9, 2009 11:51:44 GMT -5
"YEE!" Smiley clutched his hand, whimpering slightly at the Witch Princess' glare.
And then, he thought about something very, very profound.
"42...? Isn't that..." He grinned, slapping his knee. "Hey! That's the number of dots on a pair of dice! A game of chance is governed by the number 42! COOL! I've solved the meaning of life!!"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 10, 2009 11:35:15 GMT -5
The Witch Princess raised an eyebrow at this; Was this guy for real? "Yeah, their called Lice, and you can't scratch them out, genius..." She stood up as she said this. "I suggest a specific type of shampoo... AND to STOP scratching your head so hard. Loosing blood directly from your head is not healthy."
Clearing her throat she continued. "But we're getting off subject." She crossed her arms. "What about this little girl? You said she turned a tree into butterflies and trapped THEM in glass bubbles. Said she called you Mr. Googley eyes and wanted to do the same to you?" She raised her brow, giving him a curious look. "Whatever happened to that? One would think a problem like that would be a bit more dangerous then scratching off your scalp because of head lice."
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 10, 2009 11:47:22 GMT -5
"NO!" Stefan screamed, letting loose so much psychic aggression that his hair nearly caught on fire. "IN my head! IN! Crawling in my skull; whispering to me. They're telling me to do stuff. The little girl, she's older than she seems; older than any of us. She's in charge of the people with bugs in their heads. She knows all of us; she's been in our minds. We've been in her's; that's why we're like this."
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