Post by sovereignpanda on May 25, 2008 1:52:45 GMT -5
Full Name:N/A
Nicknames: Walrus
Age:N/A
Height:6'2
Weight: 8 14/25 stones (120 lb/ 54.43kg)
Gender:Male
Race:Supposedly British
Alliance: CR (Chaotic RANDOM)
Home: A Mystery
Franchise: none
Physical Description: Tall, thin, lanky brunet. Can be seen wearing a dark grey blazer, matching pants, and a t-shirt with the Union Jack. His bowler hat has the not-quite-a-word "Lawl" scrawled inconspicuously on it.
Weapons: His unbreakable walking stick, which really isn't a weapon more then it is a prop. Also, a tie for "choking those bloody witters".
Abilities/Powers: Walrus has an inexplicable ability to take the fourth wall and beat it into horrible, bloody submission. He's also deft at making obscure British jokes, but realizes that his mun is not quite so swift and will thus blame any dull-wittedness on her. He can also make pots of petunia flowers break out in horrible, pathetic sobbing tears of pure and utter misery in one point nine seconds flat. Suicide usually swiftly follows. Just so you know.
Skills: He is horribly unskilled, except possibly in sarcasm and insultary.
Personality: Walrus is the most obscenely horrible ignorant uncouth ill-bred dry bigoted and cliche'd stereotype you've ever seen and he knows it. He is fully aware of the fact that he and all those around him are fictions of some-demented-teenager-on-too-much-Mountain-Dew's imagination and is fully content in taking part of any and all dramatic irony.
If you are American, he'll make fun of you. If you're British, he'll make fun of you. If you're French, he'll make fun of you. If you're Canadian, you probably don't exist but he'll make fun of you anyway. He's undiscriminating that way.
History: As a fictional character, Walrus has no real history except that "some gormless waster twit thought she ougt to of had a bloody original character by now, so the tart went an' made the most stereotypical git she coul' think of". Since this is relatively boring and confusing, when ever someone asks for Walrus' history he will always make up some random, elaborate, and dubious backstory which always has no constancy at all. Every story will be completely different, and when asked why it's so ridiculous he'll plainly state that his mun has no conceivable imagination to be spoken of. Most stories will include obscure (or not so obscure) references.
Other: His favorite word is 'tosser'. Take that as you will.
Picture:
And as a note, all of his insults will be mostly British slang, so unless you understand the lingo right off you probably won't be offended. Unless you look each and everyone of them up on the internetas I did and take it upon yourself to be very offended just because, in which case you have no bloody right to be offended, ya prat. XD He's completely humour based and should not be taken seriously at all.
...If he makes it, that is. XD;
Nicknames: Walrus
Age:N/A
Height:6'2
Weight: 8 14/25 stones (120 lb/ 54.43kg)
Gender:Male
Race:Supposedly British
Alliance: CR (Chaotic RANDOM)
Home: A Mystery
Franchise: none
Physical Description: Tall, thin, lanky brunet. Can be seen wearing a dark grey blazer, matching pants, and a t-shirt with the Union Jack. His bowler hat has the not-quite-a-word "Lawl" scrawled inconspicuously on it.
Weapons: His unbreakable walking stick, which really isn't a weapon more then it is a prop. Also, a tie for "choking those bloody witters".
Abilities/Powers: Walrus has an inexplicable ability to take the fourth wall and beat it into horrible, bloody submission. He's also deft at making obscure British jokes, but realizes that his mun is not quite so swift and will thus blame any dull-wittedness on her. He can also make pots of petunia flowers break out in horrible, pathetic sobbing tears of pure and utter misery in one point nine seconds flat. Suicide usually swiftly follows. Just so you know.
Skills: He is horribly unskilled, except possibly in sarcasm and insultary.
Personality: Walrus is the most obscenely horrible ignorant uncouth ill-bred dry bigoted and cliche'd stereotype you've ever seen and he knows it. He is fully aware of the fact that he and all those around him are fictions of some-demented-teenager-on-too-much-Mountain-Dew's imagination and is fully content in taking part of any and all dramatic irony.
If you are American, he'll make fun of you. If you're British, he'll make fun of you. If you're French, he'll make fun of you. If you're Canadian, you probably don't exist but he'll make fun of you anyway. He's undiscriminating that way.
History: As a fictional character, Walrus has no real history except that "some gormless waster twit thought she ougt to of had a bloody original character by now, so the tart went an' made the most stereotypical git she coul' think of". Since this is relatively boring and confusing, when ever someone asks for Walrus' history he will always make up some random, elaborate, and dubious backstory which always has no constancy at all. Every story will be completely different, and when asked why it's so ridiculous he'll plainly state that his mun has no conceivable imagination to be spoken of. Most stories will include obscure (or not so obscure) references.
Other: His favorite word is 'tosser'. Take that as you will.
Picture:
And as a note, all of his insults will be mostly British slang, so unless you understand the lingo right off you probably won't be offended. Unless you look each and everyone of them up on the internet
...If he makes it, that is. XD;
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