Post by nintendonut1 on Sept 3, 2011 20:54:13 GMT -5
Full Name: John Egbert
Chumhandle: ectoBiologist (EB), ghostyTrickster (GT, former)
Title: Heir of Breath
Nickname(s): Windy Boy, Zoosmell Pooplord
Age: 13
Height: Short
Weight: Lanky
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Alliance: Good
Home: Formerly in a suburban neighborhood on Earth (21605 Fir Dr, Maple Valley, Washington)
Franchise: Homestuck
Physical Description
John is a short stumpy kid with black messy hair. He has an obvious nerdy look about him, a trait he may have inherited from his bucktoothed grandmother (Who actually turns out to be genetically his mother, while his adoptive father is actually his half-brother) He has very pale skin and blue eyes that matches his pesterchum text color.
He wears bright blue short-sleeved hoody, its hood incredibly long and pointed, with a light windy symbol, darker blue pants, and yellow shoes.
Weapons
John wields the Hammerkind Strife Specibus, and alchemizes a variety of hammer-like weapons. His current hammer is a mix between the Warhammer of Zillyhoo alchemized with one or more Vriska-related objects.
Abilities/Powers
As the Heir of Breath, John has control of wind once he dies and reaches God Tier form. It is rumored he will become the strongest player in the entire SBURB game.
Skills
John is an avid trickster, and likes telling jokes and performing magic tricks. He likes computer programming, but isn’t particularly good at it. He can also play piano.
Personality
John tends to be a bit of a goof, making bad jokes and using off-beat and subtle irony to make humor. John has a typical nerd nature in that he is very passive, and he follows commands more easily than the others, complying with commands not because of their logical sense but because the command told him to. He is more prone to stupid ideas than his friends and is made out to be the butt of a lot of jokes with his chats to them through Pesterchum. John's inner nature drifts toward an overall good guy, more out of necessity to avoid his father than because of moral obligations.
While not the most intelligent or imaginative of the main characters, John is by far the most inventive; from the beginning, he shows more innovative prowess in combining items than any of the others, even before the introduction of the alchemiter; he demonstrates this with his poster-nailing and harlequin-funniness-amplifying abilities.
John likes really bad movies (his favorite is Con Air), paranormal lore, and pranks. His favorite actors are Nicolas Cage and Bill Cosby. He hates harlequins, Betty Crocker and baked goods, and peanuts, which he is allergic to.
History
John was stuck in his room on his thirteenth birthday when his session of SBURB began with Rose LaLonde, Dave Strider, and Jade Harley.
Prepare to be confused!
After John initiated the countdown on the Cruxtruder, the area around his house was hit by a Meteor and engulfed in flames. However, he took a bite of the Cruxite Apple and entered The Medium, sparing his house from absolute destruction by suspending it on a pillar of rock in the Land of Wind and Shade.
His Dad was kidnapped, and his initially only guide in the Medium is Nannasprite. Wayward Vagabond has begun communicating with John from the future, giving him rude commands in ALL CAPS (that is, until he found the caps lock key and learned how to be polite) that manifest as a voice in his head. John often feels compelled to do what the Wayward Vagabond asks of him but will refuse if the request is too ridiculous. His house is now overrun by Shale Imps which leave black trails of sludge and first appeared as ominous pairs of eyes.
In the future of an alternate timeline, John was killed by the Denizen of his land. Since John was unable to get Jade in the medium, she died as well. Dave eventually traveled back, stopped John, and prototyped himself, becoming Davesprite. The John who died in this timeline later met the recently deceased Vriska in a dream bubble, of whom he had no memory other than one conversation which she had out of order on his timeline.
He then becomes friends with Vriska and she gives him a new outfit.
Shortly after Jade's entry, he managed to use his wind powers to summon The Windy Thing. This simultaneously put out the fire on LOWAS and skyrocketed John to the top of his echeladder. After that, he went to a Salamander Village. On advice of Vriska, he went to sleep on his Quest Bed and was killed by Jack Noir. However, he was resurrected shortly afterwards as his dream self, ascending to the God Tier, and gaining the Heir of Breath outfit as a result of dying on his quest bed.
After dying on his quest bed, he gains immense control over wind. Vriska claims he will surpass her (or has already), implying John will become the most powerful of the 16 players, with the possible exception of Aradia.
John travels through Skaia in his new form alongside the Wizardly Vassal, and drills into the planet to retrieve The Tumor, which he stores in Dad's wallet. He comes across Courtyard Droll? who has been carrying Liv Tyler with him. John notices Liv Tyler carrying the kid's ultimate weapons and hugifies the Warhammer Of Zillyhoo. Liv hands him a note left by Jade's Penpal, and John immediately correctly guesses that his grandmother is Jade. He decides to be the leader and sends Liv Tyler, CD? and WV to Derse to drop off the Tumor at the moon. John idiotically gives his wallet to WV, which carries his Cosbytop Computer. Jade happens to message him about his dad's fate with Jack Noir as the group departs.
John takes notice of grimdarkness occuring nearby, which is Rose descending to the castle where her mother and John's father were slain. They reunite and Rose tries to explain the situation but cannot as being grimdark made her speak in eldritch tongues. Rose leads John to the top of the castle where their slain parents lie. They encounter Jack Noir, but as their strife begins, Jack immediately stabs John. John dies in what is clearly the most cowardly death ever. He comes back to life after Jack leaves, due to the fact his death was neither just or heroic, to discover a dead Rose. He is trolled by Karkat on the Land of Heat and Clockwork at some point in the near future, confirming his status of still being alive.
Shortly after his last chat with Karkat (technically, Karkat’s first), John was forced to implement the Scratch. Amidst the massive chaos and confusion, he is sucked into in a portal and seems to have escaped his Doomed Timeline…
Other
John is left-handed. In pesterchum, he chats in blue text with no capitalization, regular syntax, and occaaaaaaaasionally multiplies vowels and ending punctuation by eight (since talking to Vriska).
Picture(s)
John: Be the Hero.
John and his Bill Cosby swag
Chumhandle: ectoBiologist (EB), ghostyTrickster (GT, former)
Title: Heir of Breath
Nickname(s): Windy Boy, Zoosmell Pooplord
Age: 13
Height: Short
Weight: Lanky
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Alliance: Good
Home: Formerly in a suburban neighborhood on Earth (21605 Fir Dr, Maple Valley, Washington)
Franchise: Homestuck
Physical Description
John is a short stumpy kid with black messy hair. He has an obvious nerdy look about him, a trait he may have inherited from his bucktoothed grandmother (Who actually turns out to be genetically his mother, while his adoptive father is actually his half-brother) He has very pale skin and blue eyes that matches his pesterchum text color.
He wears bright blue short-sleeved hoody, its hood incredibly long and pointed, with a light windy symbol, darker blue pants, and yellow shoes.
Weapons
John wields the Hammerkind Strife Specibus, and alchemizes a variety of hammer-like weapons. His current hammer is a mix between the Warhammer of Zillyhoo alchemized with one or more Vriska-related objects.
Abilities/Powers
As the Heir of Breath, John has control of wind once he dies and reaches God Tier form. It is rumored he will become the strongest player in the entire SBURB game.
Skills
John is an avid trickster, and likes telling jokes and performing magic tricks. He likes computer programming, but isn’t particularly good at it. He can also play piano.
Personality
John tends to be a bit of a goof, making bad jokes and using off-beat and subtle irony to make humor. John has a typical nerd nature in that he is very passive, and he follows commands more easily than the others, complying with commands not because of their logical sense but because the command told him to. He is more prone to stupid ideas than his friends and is made out to be the butt of a lot of jokes with his chats to them through Pesterchum. John's inner nature drifts toward an overall good guy, more out of necessity to avoid his father than because of moral obligations.
While not the most intelligent or imaginative of the main characters, John is by far the most inventive; from the beginning, he shows more innovative prowess in combining items than any of the others, even before the introduction of the alchemiter; he demonstrates this with his poster-nailing and harlequin-funniness-amplifying abilities.
John likes really bad movies (his favorite is Con Air), paranormal lore, and pranks. His favorite actors are Nicolas Cage and Bill Cosby. He hates harlequins, Betty Crocker and baked goods, and peanuts, which he is allergic to.
History
John was stuck in his room on his thirteenth birthday when his session of SBURB began with Rose LaLonde, Dave Strider, and Jade Harley.
Prepare to be confused!
After John initiated the countdown on the Cruxtruder, the area around his house was hit by a Meteor and engulfed in flames. However, he took a bite of the Cruxite Apple and entered The Medium, sparing his house from absolute destruction by suspending it on a pillar of rock in the Land of Wind and Shade.
His Dad was kidnapped, and his initially only guide in the Medium is Nannasprite. Wayward Vagabond has begun communicating with John from the future, giving him rude commands in ALL CAPS (that is, until he found the caps lock key and learned how to be polite) that manifest as a voice in his head. John often feels compelled to do what the Wayward Vagabond asks of him but will refuse if the request is too ridiculous. His house is now overrun by Shale Imps which leave black trails of sludge and first appeared as ominous pairs of eyes.
In the future of an alternate timeline, John was killed by the Denizen of his land. Since John was unable to get Jade in the medium, she died as well. Dave eventually traveled back, stopped John, and prototyped himself, becoming Davesprite. The John who died in this timeline later met the recently deceased Vriska in a dream bubble, of whom he had no memory other than one conversation which she had out of order on his timeline.
He then becomes friends with Vriska and she gives him a new outfit.
Shortly after Jade's entry, he managed to use his wind powers to summon The Windy Thing. This simultaneously put out the fire on LOWAS and skyrocketed John to the top of his echeladder. After that, he went to a Salamander Village. On advice of Vriska, he went to sleep on his Quest Bed and was killed by Jack Noir. However, he was resurrected shortly afterwards as his dream self, ascending to the God Tier, and gaining the Heir of Breath outfit as a result of dying on his quest bed.
After dying on his quest bed, he gains immense control over wind. Vriska claims he will surpass her (or has already), implying John will become the most powerful of the 16 players, with the possible exception of Aradia.
John travels through Skaia in his new form alongside the Wizardly Vassal, and drills into the planet to retrieve The Tumor, which he stores in Dad's wallet. He comes across Courtyard Droll? who has been carrying Liv Tyler with him. John notices Liv Tyler carrying the kid's ultimate weapons and hugifies the Warhammer Of Zillyhoo. Liv hands him a note left by Jade's Penpal, and John immediately correctly guesses that his grandmother is Jade. He decides to be the leader and sends Liv Tyler, CD? and WV to Derse to drop off the Tumor at the moon. John idiotically gives his wallet to WV, which carries his Cosbytop Computer. Jade happens to message him about his dad's fate with Jack Noir as the group departs.
John takes notice of grimdarkness occuring nearby, which is Rose descending to the castle where her mother and John's father were slain. They reunite and Rose tries to explain the situation but cannot as being grimdark made her speak in eldritch tongues. Rose leads John to the top of the castle where their slain parents lie. They encounter Jack Noir, but as their strife begins, Jack immediately stabs John. John dies in what is clearly the most cowardly death ever. He comes back to life after Jack leaves, due to the fact his death was neither just or heroic, to discover a dead Rose. He is trolled by Karkat on the Land of Heat and Clockwork at some point in the near future, confirming his status of still being alive.
Shortly after his last chat with Karkat (technically, Karkat’s first), John was forced to implement the Scratch. Amidst the massive chaos and confusion, he is sucked into in a portal and seems to have escaped his Doomed Timeline…
Other
John is left-handed. In pesterchum, he chats in blue text with no capitalization, regular syntax, and occaaaaaaaasionally multiplies vowels and ending punctuation by eight (since talking to Vriska).
Picture(s)
John: Be the Hero.
John and his Bill Cosby swag
