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Post by 42zombies on Aug 18, 2010 17:22:12 GMT -5
The Alamo was the birthplace of the alamode desert. It is located on most Earths, in the country Yusa in the state of Texaco. The Alamo was the place where the Texacans fought to free themselves from high gas prices. They were led by Betty Crocket.
Tex Russel dropped his cigarrette to the ground and stamped it out, upset by the museum's audio guide. If it couldn't even get the basic facts about the Alamo correct, then this wasn't even a proper museum.
"I hope you are enjoying this museum, Mr. Russel," one of the tour guides greeted, bowing. He was a Japanese man in a white suit. The only color on his uniform was a green lapel-pin.
"All o' these exhibits are shit," Tex said, lighting another cigarette. "Look, ya monkey, I ain't here for a tour; I'm here to pick up the goods for my employer."
The man bowed his head, apparently not bothered by Tex's insult. The two exchanged suit-cases, just as their respective employers had told them to.
"Thank you; I'm sure this research will please my superiors in the Museum." The tour guide said. With that, he turned and left, taking the suitcase full of important documents with him.
Tex slung the suitcase over his shoulder and put out his cigarette before making his way towards the nearest exit. He just needed to get out without anybody seeing him make the deal with that guy, and the Doc would pay him for this month.
No problem, right?
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 19, 2010 11:59:17 GMT -5
Fleetfoot had to admit, he was curious about this new museum Double D had mentioned. He wondered if this island had existed for long enough to justify the BUILDING of one.
Of course, he was disappointed. It turned out to be a mish-mash of information from other worlds all smashed together, and a lot of it was inaccurate to begin with. Must've just been for show, created on the whimsy of the city officials to give Void City some prestige.
Oh well. Not his place to judge--
...wait. What were those two doing? Exchanging breifcases? What an... odd place to do so. Fleetfoot kept his distance, pretending to be enthralled in the wonders of, wouldn't you know it, the history of desert elves. Go figure.
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Post by B gal on Aug 19, 2010 13:39:01 GMT -5
Dippy walked around the place, her classic ring leader outfit a faded old red with a faded black tie.
She looked around at the place, and looked at Fleetwood. She had been training all her life to keep secrets, so she can act perfectly unaware without sounding fake.
She looked over at the exhibit, looking interested.
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 19, 2010 16:01:10 GMT -5
Tex lit another cigarette and walked past Fleetfoot, doing his best to act inconspicuous. He noticed the elf's pointy ears, but didn't think much of it-- maybe that was just something that the gays did on this island. That fellow certainly looked a little light in the loafers. And don't get Tex started on--
Oh. Right. Plot. Tex rounded a corner and entered the Hall of Ice. As he approached the mannequin depicting the famed Earth composer Ice Cube, he silently set the suitcase down on a railing and opened it up.
Tex examined the contents with a scrutinous eye-- the monkey hadn't cheated him. A bunch of multi-colored USB-lookin' doohickeys lined the suitcase. Tex quickly closed the suitcase and continued on his way.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 20, 2010 10:16:48 GMT -5
Out of the corner of his eye, Fleetfoot watched the man descend down the hall, pretending to peruse the other exhibits while following him. The strangely-dressed girl was close behind too; maybe she was just as suspicious as he was.
He stayed around the corner, behind a statue of Vanilla Ice, and watched curiously as the man opened it and revealed the suitcase's contents.
...flash drives? Weird.
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Post by B gal on Aug 20, 2010 11:03:39 GMT -5
When Tex left the presence, she followed shortly after the elf. She was the only few people knowing what's going on, but that was normal for her. Having complete knowledge on everything is much more powerful than one could imagine.
Still, she looked over, listing over at the conversation.
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 20, 2010 14:46:08 GMT -5
Tex looked out of the corner of his eye. That fairy was definitly following him; his keen, mercenary-style instincts were telling him so. If that pointy-earred little freak had seen the contents of the suit case, then Tex had no choice but to put him down.
The mercenary walked down the Hall of Ice, his hand on the handle of a gun concealed in the folds of his coat. Tex just needed to draw this guy to some secluded area, then he could put a bullet between his eyes and be done with it.
Tex looked at a sign up ahead that was pointing towards the restrooms. Perfect.
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Post by B gal on Aug 20, 2010 15:19:46 GMT -5
Dippy than noticed that fleetfoot was caught. And was planning on killing him in an enclosed area. She could care less, but protecting him may lead her to join the angel of light.
Silently, she took off her top hat, got out several hair pins, got her hair tied up a bit, pinned it back with said hair pins, and put her top hat on over it, making herself looked like an effeminate male. She has used this disguise until women were given their rights, so she can passed herself off as a male mostly well.
Though, until Fleetfoot discovered her entire presence, she's not going to warn him.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 20, 2010 16:33:22 GMT -5
Weird. This whole THING was weird. And why did Fleetfoot care so much? He had a family to go home to. He shouldn't have let something like this bother him, it was someone else's problem, right? He didn't have to deal with every antagonist known to man on this island; heaven knows he had enough to deal with at home.
But... it was instinctual. He felt that whatever this man was trying to hide had something to do with him. Or someone else back at the House of Blue Leaves. It wouldn't hurt to investigate... right?
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 20, 2010 16:41:12 GMT -5
Tex rounded the corner again, walking past some snack machines colorfully filled with Snacks Man Was Not Meant to Taste, and made his way to the Men's room. That fairy was a ways behind him-- that gave Tex the time to get in there and set up. He hurried into the bathroom, drawing his gun as soon as he got in.
His silencer was in his oppisite pocket; he quickly attached it to his gun and set his suitcase down on the bathroom's tile floor. The place was empty; but, if Tex laid out the right bait, then that fairy would probably waltz in after him and eat a bullet.
"Wow! This bathroom is perfect for gay sex!" Tex broadcasted loudly, screaming towards the door. "Or for a gay man to molest a heterosekshual man! In fact, I've got me a heterosekshual baby in here and I'm about to molest the fuck out of it! Won't a fellow queer join me?"
Tex smiled to himself. The perfect trap.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 20, 2010 16:56:57 GMT -5
......
..Something told Fleetfoot that the man knew he was following him. And had just made a very loud, very insensitive proclamation in order to get him to come out in the open and probably kill him.
He huffed, offended, remaining behind the corner near the bathroom door.
"I happen to be heterosexual, actually," he called back. "Sorry to disappoint you."
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 20, 2010 17:05:38 GMT -5
Tex gritted his teeth. "Boy, if you was a hetrosekshual, ya'd wear a gottdamned shirt!" He remarked. "At least get a haircut, ya [CENSORED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD]!"
Tex picked up the suitcase and pointed a gun at the bathroom door. "Boy, you seen too much! I can't let you just walk away! Now, why don't you cowboy up an' come face me all reasonable-like?"
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Post by B gal on Aug 20, 2010 17:18:53 GMT -5
"Well, aren't you so stereotypical now?" Dippy asked in a very convincing male voice.
She walked out from behind Fleetfoot. She stared at Tex.
"And he's not a fairy, the boy's an elf." "My god man, improved thy tolerance on your homophobic self."
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 20, 2010 21:17:18 GMT -5
Tex heard Dippy and stared at her. From behind the closed bathroom door. Which was closed. So he couldn't see who was talking.
"You bring a friend, ya poof?" Tex asked, aiming his gun at the door. "Whoever they are, I don't need 'em correctin' me like a little bitch. Now just come in here so I don't have to go out there and cause a scene!"
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