Unofficial Act 6 Speculation Thread!

[shiftyPotentate]

First of all, anyone who reads homestuck and hasn't seen the Act 6 Update: Go read it/watch it.

NO SERIOUSLY

SPOILERS INBOUND

Okay, everyone here seen it? Okay good.

We all got to meet Jane Crocker! (as well as a mysterious snake-bearer-themed troll onlooker) Say hi to Jane. She's undoubtedly a nice little lady. She's also fifteen as of about half a year ago!

She's also the star of Act 6 so far! If you've been on Tumblr or even deviantART today you know there's a shit ton of speculation going on! So!

What do YOU guys think about all this?

EDIT: The text on the troll's computer screen, by the way, reads "Press ==> To Continue"

[ShadesofGrey18]

Here's my theory: Jane is Nanna Egbert's counterpart in the Alpha Universe. The fact that Nanna's record talks about her being raised by Betty Crocker and that Jane's last name is Crocker seems to point to this.

I don't know anything about the Ophiuchus symbol troll...

Now we have Jake English as well. Jake is almost certainly Grandpa Harley's counterpart in this universe. The guns seem to point to that... I don't know what to think of his last name.

[kisashika]

I'm kind of reposting something I put on Tumblr. XD

Nana-

Her real name is Jane. She wears bright blue.
I suspect shes going to type in sky blue.
Also, she would possibly be the Maid of Space? In LOFAF?
With either Spoonkind.

"When it does, you will waste no time in embarking on the game's MAIDEN VOYAGE, and if even a fraction of what you've heard turns out to be true, you are prepared to have the time of your LIFE!!!"

Maid of Life.

Bro-

Gonna’ go out on a limb and guess his real name as Jeff. Just a hunch.
He might type in orange.
Maybe the Prince of Time? On LOHAC?
Obviously Swordkind. Full Swordkind, too.

Mom-

Maybe Mary? I’m kind of unsure about this one.
Her type has to be purple.
Maid of Light, possibly? In LOLAR?
And Riflekind.

Grandpa Harley-

His name, Jake.
Mage of Breath? And he obviously had to be in LOWAS, otherwise he couldn’t have helped John.
His type, bright green.
Also Riflekind? Pistolkind?

"There is a good SKULL at the heart of any mystery, haunting its EVERY PAGE. That is what you always say. Or at least, it is what you always HOPE.”

Page of Hope.

[B. Marquis]

I speculate that there will be 11 new trolls (12 including the Ophiuchus Troll)
I believe that these trolls will not have zodiac signs. If anything, they might be named after the planets, the sun, the moon (and Pluto, which will always be a planet to me, darnit!)