Love Calculator Antics

[Felix Falora]

So basically... This site...

www.lovecalculator.com/

...claims it can calculate your chances with someone based on name and name alone. While this is obvious bullshit, there's nothing wrong with having a little fun about it. So here's a Tumblr post I got after matching myself to the Mane Six.

psychoticnekomata.tumblr.com/post/13151258471/trying-to-see-which-ponies-of-the-mane-six-i-can-love

Yeah... I'm going to get married to Pinkie Pie now. However, I did one for...

Penny Parched Big Macintosh 58 %

Penny looks at the number with hope in her eyes. "That's not a perfect score, but... I can still make it work if I try!"

Masahiro Watanabe Perceval Corps 92 %

Masahiro looks at the number and grins. "Naturally. No one could ever take my beloved Perceval from me."

Issac Crow (a.k.a. King) Fletcher Skylark 81 %

King is shown the number and all his hopes skyrocket. "Fletcher and I are still..." He tears up. "I'm... I'm so happy."

Trevor Birmingston Elwood Harvey 41 %

Trevor looks at the number with a deadpan expression as Michael snickers behind his back. "You know what, Michael? I am going to FUCKING KILL YOU AND...!" His voice trailed off as he chased the sadist into the forest, swords drawn.

And, to really torment him... :3

Felix Falora Eddward Duling 87 %

Felix is shown the number and told he gave up someone who he actually had a good chance with. "Oh gee, thank you for reminding me so kindly. Wanna state the obvious some more?"

"Yes," Michael replied. "You are a douchebag and deserve to die. Why don't you kill yourself already?"

"Michael, I hope your number with your boyfriend is low," Felix said.

"Pffft, like that'll..."

Michael Bergeron Steven Benson 19 %

"... ... ..."

"And that's what you get for being a troll," Felix said with a smirk as he left. "Enjoy being alone... forever." The former angel left the broken shell of a man to cry by himself.

[ShadesofGrey18]

Oh, why not? Could be fun.

Lesse... first off, FiM.org's pairing here...

Arpeggio & Melody 98%

22-year-old Arpeggio sees the number and smiles widely. "I love her with all my heart; this number doesn't surprise me."

And now for the one for him here...

Arpeggio & Vinyl Scratch 88%

20-year-old Arpeggio sees the number and his heart jumps to his throat. "You mean... I have a chance with her? A good one?!"

[nintendonut1]

Hmmm...

John Egbert & Rose Lalonde 67%

John smiles sweetly. "Ha, makes total sense. Man... I miss Rose. Hm..."

John Egbert & Nepeta Leijon 61 %

John blushes immensely. "Hehe, um... I guess that would make sense? Are those, like, moirail levels or what?"

John Egbert & Vriska Serket 1%

John's smile drops instantly. "Oh... oh. That. That sucks! I really wanted to... man..."

He pauses, thinks, and then types in one more name.

John Egbert & Karkat Vantas 92%

"................"

[kisashika]

"Aw shit, motherfuckers. This thing looks awesome."

Gamzee Makara and Tavros Nitram 92%

"Haha, that's a pretty big number. Honk. Guess me and Tav are supposed to be Matesprits."

Gamzee Makara and Karkat Vantas 61%

"Man, my pale-bro doesn't have as big a number. Still, it's cool." Gamzee thinks for a second. "Hm...."

Gamzee Makara and Dave Strider 63%

He stops. "Fuck this shit, that ain't right. That fucker got a higher number than my best friend." He's tempted to flip a table in rage, but leaves to sulk, grumbling about stupid calculators.

[gantzgun74]

(Okay this sounds like it could be fun. XDD)

Gantz van Drake Rosaline Gates 27%

"HUH??" Gantz looks surprised at this. "Okay yeah, me and Rose have made a few sacrifices already, but, 27%??"

Rosaline rolled her eyes with a smile. "Forget it Gantz. Like Micheal said, these things a load of bunk anyways."

Gene Lilia Garrington 77%

"Well. How about that?" Gene grinned looking to Gantz. "Looks like me and Lilia have a better chance then you do bro."

Lilia took Gene by the ear, "Don't insult him Gene. He really does try with Rosaline after all."

"OW-OW-OW!"

Wally Kisaragi Rachel Tellreyan 91%

Otto Shinryu Rin-Rin Unimaru 64%

"No surprise." Wally said with a grin. "I AM natural at... 'La romance."

Otto facepalmed, Rin-Rin rolled her eyes, and Rachel chuckled at Wally's antics.

Alex (Thief of Void) Rulett Dojou 71%

Alex looks to Rulett with a sigh. "Why am I not surprised... Rulett... I'm sorry."

Kanaya Maryam Vriska Serket 62%

".................." Kanaya blushes happily at this, and quickly puts away computer before Vriska can see.

Issac Belmont Luna Blaze 89%

"Of course." Issac said with a grin. "We ARE married now after all"

Marco Stilzken Lea-rew Res 73%

Marco is blushing bright red. Lea on the other hand looks ecstatic. "Heheheh! Well isn't that a real humdinger of a piece of news??" She glomps Marco at that, kissing him repeatedly. Marco could only grunt in disbelief... At least at first. XDDD

"Hold on!" Came Gantz after a bit. "Lemme try something."

Alex Venturi Rosaline Gates 74%

........ "Bro..." Gene said first, shaking his head. "Did you seriously change your name there to see what else you could get?"

Gantz blushed a bit. "Well... Alex Venturi is my real name... Just thought I'd give it a shot."

"Gantz, don't let this thing bother you." Rose placed a hand on Gantz's shoulder. "Like I said before, this thing is a load of bunk anyways. The only people that can truely let us know if we can work out is us." This was followed by her placing a kiss on his cheek. "Got it?"

A silly little grin and a blush was Gantz's response. "Hehehehe yeah... Thanks Rose."

[Felix Falora]

And now it's time to play... the Pony Shipping game! Which pony ships should be seen on this site?! Out of the potentials, we have fifteen potential ships. So let's start with Rainbow Dash and work our way down.

Rainbow grins. "I bet'cha I get high numbers all over the board."

Rainbow Dash Twilight Sparkle 66 %

Rainbow did a bit of a flip as Twilight just stared at the number. "Me and Rainbow? Well... I guess. I mean she is strong and pretty cool, but... her brashness can be a bit offsetting at times."

"Twilight's a bit of an egghead at times, but having smarts is a good thing. Could help if I need someone who has a good head on their shoulders, y'know?"

Rainbow Dash Applejack 55 %

Rainbow shrugged lightly at the lower number while Applejack just chuckled. "Well... ah guess it IS likely. Both of us are tough, both of us like ta compete... we're pretty much alike."

"Applejack is my best friend, after all. We do get super competitive from time to time, but we know what's up at the end of the day."

Rainbow Dash Rarity Belle 78 %

Rainbow's jaw dropped at the higher number while Rarity looked at it and chuckled lightly. "Well... perhaps Rainbow has a love for sophistication that she keeps under wraps. After all, it is hard to escape the allure only a true lady possesses."

"Yeah... that seems impossible to me. Rarity would try to dress me up and stuff. I mean... she's nice and all, I wouldn't mind being with her if I had to be, but... I'm not gonna lie. It'd be a last resort kind of thing."

Rainbow Dash Fluttershy 56 %

Rainbow's eye twitched. "Lower then Rarity?" she gasped. "How is that even...?" Fluttershy looked at the number and smiled. "It's ok, Rainbow. It's still a high number. It can... um... still work out."

"There's no way I wouldn't go for Fluttershy over Rarity! She's nice, doesn't force things, and... to be blunt, she needs someone to protect her at times! I'm not the strongest here, sure, but I'll get the job done."

Rainbow Dash Pinkie Pie 58 %

Rainbow sighed as she saw the number two percent higher then that of Fluttershy's... and also realized the highest number was Rarity's. Pinkie was a lot more receptive about it though. "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I have a chance with Rainbow Dash?! Oh Rainbow, it'd be so fun if you were mine! We could throw parties and play pranks and..." She went on.

"Pinkie Pie is a fun girl... and yes, one I've considered. It'd be fun to... well... do all the stuff she suggested."

At the end of Rainbow's session, she sighed. "So I have the best chances with Rarity? That... makes no sense to me. At all. Still, though..." She grinned. "High numbers across the board, like I said. Could've killed to be higher, though, but they work."

Well done Rainbow Dash. And now... for Rarity Belle.

Rarity stepped up. "It seems I already have good chances with Rainbow, and a true lady only meets with one mare. So let's see if I have a better chance with the others, shall we?"

Rarity Belle Twilight Sparkle 81 %

Rarity smiles at the higher number between her and her fellow unicorn. Twilight, like before, doesn't seem adverse to this. "Rarity is an amazing friend to anypony. She's always so charming and kind."

"Twilight is simply a joy to be around. She's intelligent, sophisticated, and polite. And it seems she's naturally a better match for me then Rainbow. Rainbow's a nice girl, but she's simply too crude and brash for me. Twilight is more down to earth and is simply more my kind of girl."

Rarity Belle Applejack 69 % (Durhur... 69. *slapped*)

Rarity nodded with acceptance at the number alongside Applejack. "Naturally it'd be lower then with Twilight. Ah don't think me and Rarity would make much of a great couple."

"Exactly. Applejack is honest to a fault at times, and while she's a gorgeous mare, her lack of sophistication and inability to appreciate beauty can... irritate me at times." (It sucks because this is one of my three favorite, along with Rainbow/Fluttershy and one I'll get to in a bit.)

Rarity Belle Fluttershy 71 %

Rarity smiled at the pegasus, who shied away lightly. "Um... Rarity is really nice. And she... um... she helps me learn how to sew better."

"Yes. Fluttershy's love for the art of fashion is a Celestia send. She truly is gifted; she just needs some guiding hooves, such as from moi, to send her in the right direction."

Rarity Belle Pinkie Pie 73 %

Rarity noticed the number wasn't higher then Twilight and sighed in relief. Didn't stop Pinkie from acting happy about it though. "Oh Rarity, you too?! You even got a higher number then Rainbow Dash! Isn't that weird?! But that's ok! We can play dress up and-oh, oh! We can throw more fashion shows!"

"Pinkie's a bit too... hyper active for me. She's definitely a fun pony to be around, but there's only so much of her I can take in one sitting. Still, she's a nice girl."

Rarity smiled at the end of it. "Well it looks like me and Twilight have the highest compatability, and higher then me and Rainbow at that."

"How did you get higher numbers then me?!" Rainbow asked, looking shocked.

"Silly Rainbow. It's like I said before; no one can resist the allure only a true lady possesses."

Indeed, so now let's move to Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie bounced up and down. "I've already got two HUGE numbers! How many more can I get?!

Pinkie Pie Twilight Sparkle 61 %

Pinkie grinned as Twilight drew back a bit, but the unicorn kept a good smile on her face. "Pinkie Pie is a good friend, really fun to be around, and she helps me socialize with the other ponies."

"Twilight needs to get out of her library more, so I help her socialize with the other ponies! Everybody needs friends, after all, and Twilight doesn't go looking often! But Twilight's mentioned she's also good at keeping me grounded... silly Twilight! I'm not a pegasus!" (This is my third of the three favorite pairings. Opposites attract.)

Pinkie Pie Applejack 49 %

Pinkie's smile dropped a bit. "It's below fifty percent?" Applejack asked, looking at it. "Well tha' don't seem right at all. Pinkie and ah are good friends. Ah even bake some of the treats she serves at her parties."

"Applejack's one of my bestest friends! It doesn't matter if this stupid love calculator says a romantic relationship can't work out between us, we'll always have that at least!" Pinkie manages to brighten herself up.

Pinkie Pie Fluttershy 51 %

Pinkie looked happier that this one was at least over fifty percent. Fluttershy smiled and nuzzled the pink pony. "Pinkie Pie is nice. Her parties are really fun to go to, even if I have a hard time being around the other ponies..."

"Fluttershy's just like Twilight! She needs somebody to help her get along with the other ponies, seeing as she's so silly and scared of the other ponies often! But, y'know, she's really nice. I think she makes most of the ponies happy to be around her and I'm the same."

Pinkie giggled. "Seems my highest number is with Rarity! Maybe I'll have to go see her more often, huh?!"

"But my highest number is with Twilight," Rarity replied. "And as a true lady, I can't be like Rainbow and think about multiple mares like that."

"Hey... oh, who am I kidding?" Rainbow was the Marisa of the group after all.

Next up is Applejack with her remaining two.

Applejack nodded. "Ok then, partner. Let's see 'em."

Applejack Twilight Sparkle 57 %

Twilight looks at Applejack who comes up next to her. "Applejack's a really good friend. She's trustworthy, dependable, and kind to everypony. I really admire that in her."

"And Twi's only the smartest pony that Ponyville's ever done saw. She may not be the most athletic, but she's the most organized and the most dependable when it comes ta things that need a bright mind."

Applejack Fluttershy 47 %

The two looked at each other and frowned. "Well... that's kind of sad. Applejack's the strongest and one of the most dependable, so... I thought we'd have a higher chance."

"So did ah, ta be honest. Fluttershy's extremely kind and ah can't imagine why it wouldn't be any higher. Not ta mention... yer also really cute, sugarcube."

Applejack checked her numbers and facehoofed. "Mah highest is with Rarity too?"

"Goodness gracious dearies, I'm going to have to ask you all to back off, please." Rarity looked worried.

Well there's one last pairing to check.

"Me and Fluttershy," Twilight replied. "Let's see it."

Twilight Sparkle Fluttershy 58 %

"Kind of anticlimatic," Rainbow said. "The way it's been going, I expected it to be higher. Glad it isn't though."

"Well we've all kinda said all of this already," Twilight said. "We've all mentioned how kind Fluttershy is and how smart I am... it seems unreasonable to state the obvious at this part."

Well let's calculate the highest results, shall we?

For Rainbow Dash, her greatest chance is with Rarity. 73%.
For Rarity Belle, her greatest chance is with Twilight. 81%
For Pinkie Pie, her greatest chance is with Rarity. 73%
For Applejack, her greatest chance is with Rarity. 69%
For Twilight Sparkle, her gratest chance is with Rarity. 81%
For Fluttershy, her greatest chance is with Rarity. 71%

"This is impossible! I knew I was fabulous! I knew I was destined to be somepony, but the calculator says that I must choose between all of my friends for all of them desire me! Oh what cruel fate!... Perhaps... perhaps I should consider multiple loves. Perhaps it's not such a bad thing after all! Yes, I could make it work! It might not be ladylike, but... if it's for the good of my friends, then I shall take on this new role with full commitment!

And that's how Rarity became a pimp.

[doctorzero]

When I heard about these love calculator shenanigans, I dismissed it as you guys being a bunch of lunatics.

And then I realized the potential for causing chaos.

This is on your heads, people. LET THE CHAOS BEGIN.

Jaron Roxai X Holly 24%

"W-what?" Jaron looked rather saddened.

"It's just a stupid calculator, Jaron, don't take it at face value," Kaitlin reassured him.

Maxwell Chadi X Kaitlin Roslyn 85%

Max looked away, smiling and blushing.

Jaron Aubade X Cheryl 67%

"Wait, what?!" A.J. looked incensed. "No way, it should be higher than that! This thing's rigged!

Jaron Roxai X Maxwell Chadi 95%

Max did a spittake. "WHAT?!"

"Max, I like you, but not like THAT," said Jaron.

Jaron Roxai X Kaitlin Roslyn 25%

"I hate it when people think I'm Jaron's boyfriend. It's getting annoying."

Jaron Roxai X Jaron Aubade 16%

"DO NOT WANT!!!" A.J. shrieked.

"...is that it?" Jaron asked nervously.

NOPE. Now for the REAL craziness.

Jaron Roxai X Gantz Gun 62%

"WHAT?!

Jaron Roxai X Gene Gun 88%

(ALMIGHTY SPITTAKE)

Jaron Roxai X Rosaline Gates 65%

"Wha--bu--she's with Gantz, I'd never--"

Jaron Roxai X Lilia Garrington 24%

"..."

Maxwell Chadi X Gantz Gun 33%

Okay, no more interruptions!

"Hold on--"


Maxwell Chadi X Gene Gun 59%

Maxwell Chadi X Lilia Garrington 84%

Maxwell Chadi X Rosaline Gates 13%

Kaitlin Roslyn X Gantz Gun 52%

Kaitlin Roslyn X Gene Gun 78%

Kaitlin Roslyn X Lilia Garrington 13%

Kaitlin Roslyn X Rosaline Gates 44%

Zero X Gantz Gun 44%

"THE F*CK?!?!?!?!?!"

...Erm. Moving on...

Jaron Roxai X Climber 85%

(DERANGED LAUGHTER)

Jaron Roxai X Alex Venturi 65%

"You already DID that one!"

Lucas X Red 24%

"We haven't even met yet! And she's younger than me, anyway..."

Jenkins X His wife 28%

"Funny, I'd thought it would be lower."

Me X You 44%

"...and the 'you' mentioned would be--"

MOVING ON!

Demetrius Black X SCIENCE!!! 16%

Shantotto X her ego 43%

Memetics X shenanigans 43%

Princess X herself 53% 100%

"Fixed that."

The TINGE X Batman 26%

O RLY X YA RLY 51%

There we go. Let's hope no one attempts to kill me in rage for--

"GET HIM!!!"

AGH!!!

[Felix Falora]

More shenanigans from me. So the first thing I did is fix this issue.

Psychotic Nekomata ShiftyPotentate 68 %

Apparently Steven and I make better online lovers then we would in real life. I still call bullshit, but whatever. It's now time to see something new as well.

Psychotic Nekomata Spitfire 91 %

Well HOT DAMN! That Tumblr private RP I had with a Spitfire blog WASN'T just a fluke!

"OH HELL NO!" Rainbow bashed Michael away from the computer. "I better have a higher percentage then you!"

Rainbow Dash Spitfire 46 %

"... ... ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Rainbow screamed.

Looks like you're still stuck with Rarity. *I chuckle*

"Looks like you're about to get a HOOF TO THE BUCKIN' FACE!"

You mad, pony? Hehehe.

Rainbow Dash Soarin' 64 %

Shit, your chances with Soarin' are lower then with Rarity. *Singsong voice* None of the Wonderbolts like-*punt'd*

"Thanks Applejack... I think I was going to lose my head there."

"Ain't nothin', Rainbow. Now, if'n ya don't mind, there's somethin' ah want ta see myself."

Rainbow Dash Vinyl Scratch 76 %

"Awwwww horseapples. How innit that higher then Rarity?"

"This site thinks I LIKE being dressed up apparently. Oh I'll NEVER find anyone on this site I get a higher number with!"

Rainbow Dash Scootaloo 94 %

"... ... ..."

"... ... ..."

"... ... ... You've got to be buckin' kidding me."

"I'm... I'm highly compatable with Dash?!" The orange filly took the two off guard with her shocked question, followed by intense fan-squealing and hugging of the rainbow colored mare. "This is the best day ever! I love you Rainbow Dash! I always have and I always will!"

"But... But I'm not a foal fiddler!"

"Ah'm just gonna walk away from this."

"Applejack, wait!"

"Enjoy yerself Rainbow. I ain't gonna judge ya."

"Applejack... APPLEJACK!"

"Anyways... here's one ah've wondered about since Penny mentioned her barn door swung both ways..."

Twilight Sparkle Penny Parched 61 %

"Well I'll be darned... higher then Mac's number. Maybe I should let her know."

*LATER*

"So let me get this straight, madam Applejack... this site claims that I have a better chance of being with madam Sparkle... this same site also claims that madam Belle is a pimp and madam Dash is a foal fiddler. Am I expected to take this as valid truth?"

"Ah figured ya'd be interested in knowin', since I know Twi's one of yer crushes."

"That may be so, but madam Sparkle is far too busy for a mare such as myself... much like sir Macintosh is too busy as well. A stallion of his demeanor and poise... I am unworthy."

"There's also that human gal... and Suave..."

Emeraldi Shadowheart Suave Style 22 %

"Well darn. It looked like it was gonna happen too, don't ya know?"

"I doubt it, madam Applejack. Sir Style and madam Shadowheart are of two different species. It makes no sense."

"The way she was lookin' at mah brother... wait a minute."

Emeraldi Shadowheart Big Macintosh 25 %

Both mares sighed in relief. "We may owe her for saving us, but thank goodness I still have a chance with sir Macintosh... even if I am unworthy."

"Ah'd rather see him with a fine mare like yerself then go for that interspecies stuff Spike keeps tryin' with Rarity."

"I just thought of one..."

Twilight Sparkle Princess Celestia 41 %

"... ... ... Huh."

"Me and the Princess..." The two mares swore as they saw a tearing up Twilight. "... don't get along?" They had to comfort her after she went under the covers. Twilight was usually calm and level headed, but if she had any thoughts of her mentor hating her... she'd lose it, let's face it.

"It's fake, madam Sparkle. It's a clever ruse. That's all it is."

"... ... ... I... I guess..."

"I mean it... for instance... watch it turn Princess Luna into a foal fiddler."

Pipsqueak Princess Luna 39 %

"Ah buck."

"Such a shame... Pipsqueak idolizes Princess Luna... ... ... just like I idolize Princess Celestia."

"It turned Dash into a foal fiddler though."

"Wait, what?"

Meanwhile.

"And that, Scootaloo, is what they think we're doing."

"... ... ... Sounds nice."

POOMFH! "Oh buck no! Ok, people, I'm gonna pull a Pinkie Pie here! This is not of my own free will! This is the author being a pervert! Yeah, you, behind the fourth wall... buck you! I may've kicked your avatar, but I know you're there, so you can kiss my...

Moving on.

"And that's why we're here."

"Hmmm... you're right. This site can't be trusted."

Twilight Sparkle Princess Luna 59 %

"Well I like Princess Luna, but let's face it... for the longest, I thought she was evil. So... I can't feel for her."

Will these shenanigans ever end?! Find out next time in... whenever I post again!

[ShadesofGrey18]

Behind the fourth wall, a bespectacled teenage boy smacked another teenage boy on the head. "What the hell's wrong with you, Bergeron?! You've gotta draw the line somewhere!" Poking his head back through the fourth wall, he said to Rainbow, "Yeah, sorry about that... I'll deal with him."

And here's the next batch.

Marisa Kirisame & Alice Margatroid: 69%

Marisa snickered at the lewd joke, to Alice's annoyance.

Marisa Kirisame & Reimu Hakurei: 42%

Marisa Kirisame & Patchouli Knowledge: 46%

Marisa Kirisame & Flandre Scarlet: 63%

"...Uh-uh. No way. Not interested."

Marisa decided to try one more name...

Marisa Kirisame & Nitori Kawashiro: 78%

..."Say what now? Okay, this site is bullshit; I have no interest in Nitori at all."

A winged stallion shoved Marisa away from the computer. "Hey! I need to check something." He typed (though how he did so is anyone's guess...)

Soarin' & Spitfire: 46%

One could hear the poor colt's heart shatter. "We're not compatible...?"

Marisa put her hand on Soarin's shoulder and said, "Don't let it get to ya, Flyboy... this site is complete crap, anyway."

[Felix Falora]

And now for the "GENDER BENDER SHENANIGANS!" Starring the ponies mostly... First off, Dash and Blitz.

Rainbow Blitz Rainbow Dash 73 %

*whistle* Isn't that number high?

"Like hell it'd happen between me and him!" Dash retorted.

"I'm not about to fall for some gender-bent impostor!"

"Who's the impostor, chump?!"

"That'd be you, filly-faker!"

Thanks for that term, Shades. Moving on with Fluttershy and Butterscotch.

Fluttershy Butterscotch 69 %

*Snrrrrrk*

"Wh-What's so funny?" Fluttershy stammered.



"Please explain," Butterscotch said. "We... um... we don't understand the joke."

Explaining it makes it unfunny! Moving on to Twilight Sparkle and Dusk Shine!

Twilight Sparkle Dusk Shine 49 %

D'aaaaaaw~! It looks like Twilight and her male counterpart are just a little below the halfway point. Guess this means they're not meant to be.

"Well technically the calculator says that it is very possible, but that we have to be willing to make sacrifices for it," Twilight retorts.

"Spending quality time with each other and occasionally doing what the other wants is important to any relationship," Dusk replied. "And since we're both the same, that makes it easy."

Library dates, huh?

They both nod.

Moving on to Pinkie Pie and Bubble Berry.

Pinkie Pie Bubble Berry 63 %

Not bad, not bad. It's not as high as you'd expect from the two party ponies, but it'll work.

"This'll be so exciting!" Pinkie practically squealed. "We'll throw parties and eat cake and play games such as pin the tail on the pony!"

"And then we can go to the beach and go swimming and we'll have lots of fun!" Bubble added.

You can only deal with so much... anyway, onto the next one... Rarity and Elusive.

Rarity Belle Elusive Belle 1 %

... ... ... Huh... the two most self-imposed ponies have no chance in the deepest, darkest, hottest pits of Hell in being together... ... ... well I'll be damned.

"It really is such a shame," Rarity said. "But he has his own path and I have mine."

"Both of us have to take these paths and we can't be bothered with romance," Elusive replied. "She needs a prince, I a princess."

Right, right, sure thing. Well, last but not least... this ought to be fucking hilarious... it's Applejack and Applejack.

Applejack Applejack 46 %

Apparently sharing the same name won't net you an automatic 100%. And these two have less of a chance to be together then Twilight.

"But it's pretty much the same thang Twilight got anyways. And like she said, we're pretty much the same!" Female!Applejack said.

"Besides... we both care about Sweet Apple Acres and would do anythang ta help it. And since we'd enjoy it... well, ah think ya put it best," Male!Applejack replied.

Farm dates?

They both nodded.

And the last one for shits and giggles... Felix Falora and Felicia Falora.

Felix Falora Felicia Falora 41 %

Huh... that's kinda anti-climatic... ah well. YOU HAD A CHANCE WITH EDD AND YOU BLEW IT! HAHAHAHAHA-

Felix drives his sword through the author's chest before violently decapitating him. "Shut... up..."

*Technical Difficulties; We'll be back later*

[Felix Falora]

((Double post warning))

Both Rainbow/Spitfire and Soarin'/Spitfire got 46%, ironically enough. What about Rainbow/Soarin'?

Rainbow Dash Soarin' 64 %

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT~!

[ShadesofGrey18]

One thing interesting to note... When I put Spitfire's (the one you use, anyway) actual name, Sunshine Flare, with Soarin's.... 73%

Soarin's ears perked up. "Wait, I have a chance? For real?!"

The not-so-sadistic author nodded.

Soarin' jumped excitedly, doing a flip in the air. "YES!"