Homestuck intro pages, anyone?

[B. Marquis]

=====->

Oh look, the green-eyed beauty.

B: Pesterin' Kels: take two

PC: B:/echo I'm blinking, and I'm seeing, but I can't believe it!
PC: B:/echo I think I hear my heart pounding
PC: B:/echo And I'm howling!
PC: B:/echo Oh wait, that's my dog...
PC: B:/echo And awww, you like me pestering! Well, pester I shall!
PC: B:/echo Welcome to the Brandon Marquis Pester Agency, all random pestering, all the time!
PC: B:/echo Not only am I'm the name sake, but the CEO, and sole worker!
PC: B:/echo Hell, I'm even a customer! I'm so good at pestering, I'll pester myself!
PC: B:/echo How may I help yous?

[nintendonut1]

Kelsey: Grin like a doofus.

You can't help it! Marky was so wacky, you love it!

ND: pffffjsdjhfdjshahahahah!!!
ND: the best pestering agency in the land!
ND: hahahaha!
ND: whew, boy did i need that!
ND: thanks marky, you never fail to make me grin like a doofus!
ND: aaaaaanyways... you said you were in a good mood earlier.
ND: sooooo what's up??

[B. Marquis]

PC: B/echo Well, other than the clouds, stars, moons, and planets
PC: B/echo And I'm pretty sure I saw hooves and a red spot...
PC: B/echo We are off in this Lupe Fiasco of a game!
PC: B/echo Pieter, who name reminds me of, but not associated with pie, is in the game!
PC: B/echo We hit it off right, played a few games on the Wii.
PC: B/echo Well, that was just me...
PC: B/echo But other than that, nothing.
PC: B/echo Yet.
PC: B/echo God, the possibilities of this game!
PC: B/echo Makes you feel so... alive, you know?
PC: B/echo What's up with you, amiga?!

[nintendonut1]

ND: AAAAAAAAAA
ND: YOU LUCKY BITCHES
ND: fjdihfihgdisfkhdks i still don't have it yet.
ND: at this rate everyone will be playing it before me.
ND: le sigh.

[B. Marquis]

PC: B:/echo Well then, my sighing sight of sigh-ness, sigh no more!
PC: B:/echo For I am pretty sure I can help you with that.
PC: B:/echo Heck, I was hoping that every one of you asked me for it!
PC: B:/echo I had the game for ages!
PC: B:/echo seasons!
PC: B:/echo I had a link to the past, and he gave me the game.
PC: B:/echo Told me this would be some type of instrument of time.
PC: B:/echo Then you and this princess of the night would need this.
PC: B:/echo I might have misheard the last parts.

[Firebreath Fishslap]

PC: B:/echo and what about you? I hope you are not scaring anybody with your prophecies of doom.
PC: B:/echo It's so dark... makes you cute, but it's dark, ntl.
FF: Just Aaron
FF: and he's got it coming
FF: And had it for a long time
FF: Dunno if you heard but we're all going to die and it's going to be his fault
FF: Don't ask me how I know these things
FF: You can say it came to me in a dream, whispered by the horroriest of terrors
FF: so basically just a normal premonition and not terrifying at all
FF: by the way I need you to do me a solid
FF: I want you to use your magical programmer skills and get Kelsey a copy of the game
FF: and as fast as possible


==>

No one understands your premonitions. Oh, what's this? Someone else is contacting you at the same time.


-- ignorantIntricate [II] began pestering firebreathFishslap [FF]--
II: Hey!
II: Gooooood whatever the heck time it is over there! X3
II: Are you all set up for the SBURB thingy? C:
II: I mean I'm not gonna start it yet, but I wanna make sure! :3
II: Since my modus decided to play the cup game with me D:
II: Hopefully I'll be able to get the right disk. DX
II: And I still dunno how Kels is gonna get her copy! D: And she's my server player!
II: Man our schedule's all messed up.
FF: Don't worry about it
FF: She'll make it in
FF: I'll make sure of it
FF: And I'm installing right now

[B. Marquis]

B: Continue pesterin' Nora


PC: B:/echo Shush!
PC: B:/echo Shush, you!
PC: B:/echo That's not the motivation we need!
PC: B:/echo If you can't say anything right, don't say anything!
PC: B:/echo I hope Aaron's not traumatized by it.
PC: B:/echo I'm sure he will do great!
PC: B:/echo Oh, and your solid will be done!
PC: B:/echo On Earth as it is in Skaia!
PC: B:/echo Anything else you might need from me?
PC: B:/echo Dinner and a movie sounds nice!
PC: B:/echo Oh, and you might have to take a survey about my customer service.
PC: B:/echo You know, CEO's orders.

[Firebreath Fishslap]

FF: Sorry Marquis
FF: But you and I both know I only date men of a feathered persuasion
FF: And unless you start hopping around and eating birdseed I'm afraid it's never to be
FF: Well
FF: Ciao
FF: I'll see you once we're in

-- firebreathFishslap [FF] ceased pestering programmaticComposer [PC] --

> Nora: Take a moment to admire your boyfriends of a feathered persuasion.

You pull up HATOFUL BOYFRIEND for a moment to just stare at the title screen.



Oh god yes. You love this game. From the moment it was first announced last April to its english patch last month, you have followed every bit of news about this game. You have beaten every route. Every single one. And you love EVERYONE.

You gently stroke your hands over the screen. Ohh Yuuya, your deliciously flirty fantail. Shuu, that partridge who never fails to kill you every time. Kazuaki, your sleepy quail sensei. Ryouta, your pigeon childhood friend. Sakuya, your favorite rich bitch fantail. Nageki, that mourning dove whose route leaves you in tears every time. And Oko who... well... he likes pudding more than any bird should.

Oh yesss. They're all yours.

[nintendonut1]

ND: wha.
ND: WHAT.
ND: really???
ND: oh my godhsdsfjoidjhdikgjfkdfdv!
ND: marky!!!
ND: oh man oh man!

You're so excited! It's hard to put into words! But you see another friend online and decide to pester her in hopes that you can. Hopefully you won't be a blithering mess.

nuttyDonutcake began pestering firebreathFishslap

ND: FJDKHKFDSJFDS
ND: fkdshfdis
ND: okay.
ND: okay i'm good.
ND: nora!!!!!
ND: marky's getting me a copy of the game!
ND: oh god i can't wait to start playing it with you eeeeeee!!!

[Firebreath Fishslap]

==>

Oh shit, someone's messaging you. You quickly and stealthily close out of your pigeon dating sim before anyone can see you.

-- nuttyDonutcake began pestering firebreathFishslap --

ND: FJDKHKFDSJFDS
ND: fkdshfdis
ND: okay.
ND: okay i'm good.
ND: nora!!!!!
ND: marky's getting me a copy of the game!
ND: oh god i can't wait to start playing it with you eeeeeee!!!
FF: Kelsey breathe
FF: No need to pass out on the floor
FF: And of course he's getting you a copy
FF: I told him to do me a solid and get you set up with one
FF: My install's done too so I just have to wait for TSI to get back to me and I can get him in

[gantzgun74]

==> Be the other guy

Everything was happening so fast, The Christmas tree was flattened, your sister was having a hissy fit in her room, Mom was now examining the Cruxtrader in the living room, looking close to crying... Shit you hated seeing that. Broke your heart seeing her like this. She worked so hard to get this tree too. Picked it out with the family and everything.

Serious emotional pain. Things had not been easy for the poor woman since... Oh! Someone's pestering you! ..... Oh..! Her..!

==> Answer Troll

SR: he££o ₳£ex
GG: Oh, hi there... Still not sure why you're calling me that but it's nice to talk to you again.
GG: It's nice to have someone sane to talk to when your standing in the middle of an asylum.
SR: oh
SR: ₮h₳n₭ ¥ou i $u₱₱o$e
GG: Hey don't worry, it's a compliment.
GG: Sorry if my typing sounds a bit ill-humored, but things are not going well on my end.
SR: i €₳n $ee ₮h₳₮
GG: Oh right, you can probably see it eh? Sad isn't it? Mom doesn't deserve this. She's had enough trouble in life trying to keep my sister in line and having to deal with divorcing this asshole. Now this.
SR: don₮ ₩orr¥
SR: im $que₳₭ $ure i₮ ₩i££ ge₮ be₮₮er
SR: oo₱$
GG: What? Come on, don't worry about the squeaking, I actually find it kinda cute. XDD
SR: re₳££¥
SR: ₩e££
SR: ₮h₳n₭ ¥ou ₳£ex
SR: i $₮i££ find $que₳₭ i₮ emb₳rr₳$$ing ₮hough
GG: Those pals of yours giving you a hard time about it?
GG: The squeaking thing I mean?
SR: i ₮r¥ ₮o ₮une ou₮ ₳n¥ ₮e₳$ing
SR: $o i don₮ re₳££¥ ₭no₩
GG: Good for you, you don't need to listen to those guys anyways. I still wish I knew what to do though. If this game is as interactive as I'm seeing it, then I can't do anything until Pieter gets back to me.
GG: Let's see, I read the game guide and it says I need to drop something heavy on that button on top of the machine... Wonder how I should go about doing that...
SR: ₩h₳₮ ₳bou₮ ₮h₳₮ vie₩ing devi€e over ₮here
SR: ¥ou €₳n h₳ve $que₳₭ ¥our $erver do i₮ righ₮
GG: Well, that's just it. Pieter's my server. I think he's kinda busy doing his own thing right now. He's playing a Client game himself.
GG: I can understand he's busy in any cases.
SR: oh
SR: ₩e££
SR: ¥ou €ou£d £if₮ i₮
SR: righ₮
GG: I can. I've done heavy lifting before.
GG: So we're clear, your talking about the TV right?
SR: i$ ₮h₳₮ ₩h₳₮ ¥ou hum₳n$ €₳££ i₮
SR: i$ i₮ ₱o$$ib£e for ¥ou ₮o ₱oin₮ ₳₮ i₮
SR: $o $que₳₭ i €₳n be $ure

==>

At first you're not really sure what to make of this request. It wasn't like she could see you or anything... Right? After a moment, you decide to just point at the couch, figuring she couldn't possibly-

SR: i ₳m no₮ ₮₳£₭ing ₳bou₮ ₮he €u$hioned $e₳₮ing

....................... What the hell?

==>

You quickly point at the Cruxtrader. Maybe that was just a lucky guess. If she was a normal person, she would never have been able to-

SR: ₳£ex
SR: $eriou$£¥
SR: im no₮ ₮₳£₭ing $que₳₭ ₳bou₮ ₮he €rux₮ruder

==>

Oh... Holy sweet jesus on a stick... SHE CAN SEE YOU.

You point at the TV after a second.

SR: ¥e$
SR: ₮h₳₮$ ₩h₳₮ i ₩₳$ referring $que₳₭ ₮o
GG: Well... Color me surprised. You really CAN see me. The first time we talked I was a bit sketical about that, but now I know. So who are you exactly? Another Server Player? I don't recall anything about Clients having two server players.
GG: Or at least, I didn't see any mention of it in the game guide.
SR: im $que₳₭ no₮ ₳ $erver ₱£₳¥er
SR: oo₱$
SR: im ₳ ₮ro££
GG: Am I to guess Trolls are a part of the game? If you can see me, it certainly points in that direction.
GG: But of course, I've been wrong before.
GG: Take today for example, I thought this was going to be an online game... HERP DERP I was wrong...
SR: ₩h₳₮ i$ her₱ der₱
SR: ₳nd im from ₳ differen₮ $e$$ion
SR: don₮ ₳$₭ ho₩ i €₳n $ee ¥ou
SR: hone$₮£¥
SR: i₮ goe$ over m¥ he₳d
GG: Okay, fine. I guess that's another mystery to add to my ever growing collection of mysteries. Good thing I like puzzle games.
GG: Anyways, different session? Does that mean you've played this game before?
SR: ¥e$ ₩e
SR: i h₳ve
SR: €ou£d $que₳₭ ₩e ₱£e₳$e no₮ ₮₳£₭ ₳bou₮ ₮h₳₮
SR: i₮$
SR: ₭ind of ₳ $en$i₮ive $ubje€₮

GG: Well... Alright I suppose. Sorry I said anything.
SR: im $que₳₭ $orr¥ ₳$ ₩e££
SR: ¥ou didn₮ ₭no₩
SR: ₳n¥₩₳¥$
GG: Yes? Something the matter?
SR: ₳re ¥ou going ₮o dro₱ ₮he vie₩ing devi€e on ₮he €rux₮ruder or no₮
GG: Well, it's certainly worth a try. But after everything else that's happened today, I'm not sure that would be a wise idea. I'll just wait till Pieter gets back.
GG: After all, I've got time, right?
SR: ¥ou migh₮ no₮ ₳€₮u₳££¥
GG: Uh... I'm sorry, what?
SR: ₱£e₳$e do i₮ $que₳₭ $oon
SR: i €₳n₮ $₳¥ ₩h¥ righ₮ $que₳₭ no₩
GG: I'm sorry miss, but I have something to say here... You too?
GG: I'm getting enough of this vague bull from Nora. She seems to have gotten it in her head that I'm going to be a cause of harm to my friends.
GG: I know we have a rivalry between each other, but that's crossing the line.
GG: I'd never hurt any of my friends. Never.
SR: i
SR: i $que₳₭ $ee
SR: ₮h₳₮$ $que₳₭ ver¥ $que₳₭ nob£e of ¥ou ₳£ex
SR: ₱£e₳$e $que₳₭ forgive m¥ $que₳₭ing
GG: Heheheh... Like I said earlier. I don't mind it. It's quite alright. XD

GG: Anyways, I'd best be seeing if I can get a hold of Pieter. Wonder what's taking him so long. Later there miss SR, thanks for making my day with this chat.
SR: oh
SR: o₭₳¥ ₮hen
SR: ₳£$o
SR: €₳££ me ru£e₮₮
GG: Rulett... Interesting name. Okay, miss Rulett. I look forward to our next chat. Later!
SR: b¥e

gantzGun [GG] has ceased pestering semiluckyRotation [SR]

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==> Take in the damage

Okay, with that done, you decide on a few courses of action. The first of which, you decide to comfort your mom. Lord knows she needs it, after all the shit she's been through recently.

You're pretty much convinced mom is the coolest person on the planet. She's been through a whole lot, whether it be with you, your siblings, or her past husbands. You're birth dad was okay... But your stepdad... There are times you want to kick his teeth in...

==> Family embrace

Shh, it's okay mom, it'll be okay... You'll see. You don't really say any of that stuff, but hey, your hug says it for you quite plainly. She seems to cheer up a bit from the motion, and honestly your glad for it.

Wait, who's in the door- Oh JEEZE...

==> Confront sister

Are we seriously doing this again? She knows you won't fight her, yet she keeps this shit up... As much as you dislike your sister, you at least feel for her. This stuff has caught you by surprise too.

But while Mom was the coolest person in the world your sister... Well... She's family. You have to love family no matter how difficult they make it...

And LORD KNOWS she makes it difficult

==> STRIFE... Again

Thankfully your mother steps in and reprimands your little sister for trying to attack you...

Good, that gives you some more time to figure things out, maybe somehow get something good in all of this...

==> Pester Pieter

Well you already told Rulett that's what you was going to do anyways. Might as well see what he's up to.

gantzGun [GG] began pestering shadesofGrey [SG]

GG: Pieter are you there? What's going on with you right now?
GG: Marky get you into this Medium place? What's the 4-1-1?
GG: Hello? You there?

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[Before you ask, what I think makes Rulett unique is that she could be like the 'Fluttershy'-like character amidst the trolls. From what I remember hearing from Nigma, Rulett was kidnapped from her Lusus at an early age and was raised in a factory that forced her and a bunch of other trolls to abide by a strict set of rules while they were getting experimented on. Rulett isn't violent or crazy like the other female trolls because she grew up in an environment that didn't encourage it.]

[tsifan]

==>

You wait a bit, it appears FF was not present for that moment of time, or at least that second. You take a moment, then looking out your window. The brightness of the sun no longer bothers you, but you can see into the horizon.

This is going to be a long day.

==>

Anywho, you then take it upon yourself to use the shortcut, leaping onto the bed and across the room to your door, in which you exit to the hallway once more! You had a plan, and a very good plan yes yes. Okay maybe.

In any case you hurry yourself to the bathroom.

==>

Entering the bathroom, it was a casual one with all your private needs, a toilet, a sink, a shower, and a closet. There's a giantass mirror standing above the sink as you stare into it for a moment. Bedhair. Oh well.

Opening the shower curtains you enter into the privacy as on the other side, you can see the sillouhette. Suddenly appears the shadow of three cups, they reveal their content then shuffling around like a madman. Ceasing you then stair at three cups that look identical.

Left Loosy, Righty Tighty, or Central Mentral. Okay you just made up that last one.

Left Loosy it is.

Unveiling the content it reveals a very much awaited orange soda can.

-PS-sSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Walking out of the shower was a very much, sugary orange boy looking disgruntled as he closes the shower and lets the water turn on to wash off the soda. You then grab the towel. Yes grab not captchalogue. And clean yourself off before pulling out your Modus once more.

Thank god, now that it's just the beta cd it'll be easier to get.

Might as well get it out now.

You flip the coin as it spins up.

-Beta Disk (2)-

Not the one you were looking for it, it looks like the Client Disk as you then watch it fly up into the air and gently descend...

Into the toilet.

FUCK :CCCCC [/font]

AND YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD DAY.

Urghhhhhhh Thank God the toilets remotely clean, but you gotta extract it.

But that had to come later before you ended up with a sopping wet game in your modus.

Taking up the red ball with the number one on it you- WAIT

You close the toilet lid. No point having that happen again. Anyways. You grab your modus ball as you then drop it as it then, expels the Beta Disk (1) the Server Copy. You then HOLD IT. Jesus christ its about time you learned how to do this shit.

Sorry other disk, you'll have to wait until you can set this other CD down safely.

==>

You quickly abscond into your room as you then, place the CD onto your desk, oh! FF responded...

YAYYYY X3 [/font]

==>


-- ignorantIntricate [II] began pestering firebreathFishslap [FF]--
II: Hey!
II: Gooooood whatever the heck time it is over there! X3
II: Are you all set up for the SBURB thingy? C:
II: I mean I'm not gonna start it yet, but I wanna make sure! :3
II: Since my modus decided to play the cup game with me D:
II: Hopefully I'll be able to get the right disk. DX
II: And I still dunno how Kels is gonna get her copy! D: And she's my server player!
II: Man our schedule's all messed up.
FF: Don't worry about it
FF: She'll make it in
FF: I'll make sure of it
FF: And I'm installing right now
II: Oh! Yay!
II: That's good news! I hope she gets it in time!
II: Sorry I had some... complications, lemme just install the disk myself! :3[/color]

You then take the CD and pop it into your laptop, as it automatically starts the program, you haven't synched to anyone, so no worries X3!

II: Okay done! It'll be done in about...
II: Uh I think a few minutes :/
II: Anyways I'll be right back so don't worry!
II: I gotta get my Client Copiy from the toilet, bbl DX[/font]

==>

You then abscond the shit outta there quickly then entering the bathroom then, in a less enthusiastic way, captchalogue the copy. Thank GOD it doesn't touch you physically.

You then captchalogue the damned towel, and quickly merged the towel as it sat in your modus. Better

Anyways you return to your computer.

II: Okay!
II: You all ready yet? X3
==>

You seem to be waiting a bit, staring at that loading screen, almsot done! it said 52%! X3

anyways to burn off time, you look around the pesterchum list. So many peeps were online, you find the very much friendly color you've long familiarized yourself with! :3

intricateIgnorance began Pestering shiftyPotentate
II: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy X3!!
II: You ready for the new game? C:
II: I hope you have your damned copies already, I had to go through an adventure to get mine XD
II: You thar? :<
II: >^<

[B. Marquis]

=====->

PC: B:/echo Now, hold your little britches, missy!
PC: B:/echo I'm just going to upload this here game for you!
PC: B:/echo It might take a little bit of time to get it, though.
PC: B:/echo So no excitement until it's done!
PC: B:/echo Really, now, breathe deeply!
PC: B:/echo Well, I'll be on my way, got to tend to...
PC: B:/echo ...
PC: B:/echo Oh shit, Pieter!

programmaticComposer ceased pestering nuttyDonutcake

B: GET YOUR BUTT BACK TO THE GAME!!!

Well, no need to be rude.


PC: B:/echo Pieter!
PC: B:/echo Pieter, are you there?!
PC: B:/echo God, I'm so sorry for making you wait!
PC: B:/echo You know how I am with green eyes and such.
PC: B:/echo Or maybe you don't...
PC: B:/echo Either way, cruxtruder! Got it!


B: Breakin' the cruxtruder

Go go to the main lobby where the cruxtruder is located. You have noticed the piano.

You shouldn't have noticed the piano...

B: Playin' dat piano!

Play Traversal

=====->

At least that what it sounds like in your mind. oh well, bye-bye piano.

=====->


PC: B:/echo Pieter!
PC: B:/echo Mission accomplished!
PC: B:/echo As in your cruxtruder is loose.
PC: B:/echo You still have to turn the knob
PC: B:/echo After that, done and doner!
PC: B:/echo Well, obviously there's more steps than that!
PC: B:/echo I hope you understand what I was saying, though

[ShadesofGrey18]

Pieter: Youth Roll away from falling piano.

You don't particularly feel like re-enacting your favorite classic cartoons, so you do just that, rolling away from the piano. Something weird comes out of the Cruxtruder; you guess that it's your Kernelsprite that you have to prototype. A quick check of the base of the device reveals that, yes, the timer is ticking. You turn the wheel on the device, bringing a Slate Grey colored cylinder of Cruxite out.

You answer Brandon.

SG: Yeah, Brandon, I gotcha. I got the Cruxite right now. Now, if I remember the guide right, I need a pre-punched card; it should be in the inventory area... where you got the other machines from. Drop it out of there to me, okay?

Remembering something, you race up the stairs to your dorm room, going past Sam's room, where he's practicing his saxophone. You decide to Captchalogue the contents of your Mini-Fridge as well before you go any further. When you open the door, you hear "Kill me."

(Facepalm)

...Oh, God damn it. You don't have time to deal with this. The Spy Head in the fridge is programmed to say that if the door isn't opened in a certain way; that scares would-be moochers off of your stuff. You Captchalogue all your soda, Sandvich- *ahem* Sandwiches, the Milk, and the Chocolate. ...Then, you get an idea.

"Kill me." The head says again.

You respond, "Later." ...And throw the head into your Kernelsprite.

What appears is a slate-grey Spy's head, mask and all; complete with cigarette.

[B. Marquis]

B: Deploy Pre-punched card

Well, well, no crazy command antics.

PC: B:/echo Here you go!
PC: B:/echo One pre-punched card!
PC: B:/echo And nice! First in the game, first prototyping!
PC: B:/echo I wonder what's the second prototyping will be!