Post by DM: Dersite Merchant on Jan 13, 2012 13:58:36 GMT -5
Full Name: Con Air Bunny
Nickname(s): Liv Tyler, Terry Kiser, Über Bunny, the bunny
Age: Around 40 (less than a year as an artificial intelligence)
Height: Small
Weight: Light
Gender: Most recently labeled as female, but really none
Race: Cyborg plush rabbit
Alliance: Good
Home: Hollywood -> Maple Valley, WA -> Land of Wind and Shade -> Rainbow Falls, NY -> Land of Light and Rain -> Pacific island -> same Pacific island in an alternate dimension -> Derse -> Skaia -> moon of Derse
Franchise: Homestuck
Physical Description
The Con Air Bunny was a light colored (near white) plush rabbit that was lightly stained in oil. It was then partially patched up with stripes of wool in various shades of purple. Its appearance after being given a cyborg upgrade included a left metal ear tip and right metal ear base, a metal left hand, a right metal thigh, left metal leg, a metal breastplate adorned with a blue atom symbol, and a metal plate that wraps around the left side of its head. It has a mechanical red right eye and a clubs shaped patch covering the socket where its mechanical green left eye was.
Weapons
The Uber Bunny was equipped with four powerful weapons. They were a colorful hammer called the Warhammer of Zillyhoo, two white needles called the Quills of Echidna, a broken golden-hilted sword called the Royal Deringer, and a blue energy cannon called the Ahab's Crosshairs. Unfortunately, "she" lost the needles, sword, and cannon; and she gave the hammer to John.
Abilities/Powers
Liv Tyler's right eye functions as a shrink ray, called an infinitesimalator. "Her" left eye functioned as a growth ray, called a monstrositifier, but it was eaten and replaced by a clubs shaped patch. The fact that "she" is capable of independent, rational thought is quite the ability in itself, considering "she's" a plush toy and isn't possessed or anything.
Skills
Liv is apparently good at using, hammers, needles, broken swords, and energy cannons as weapons, as long as they're small enough for "her" to handle. "She" can also fly an air/space battleship, also as long as it is small enough. Being a small and light plush toy (albeit with robotic additions which give "her" sentience), Liv is very nimble and can be very sneaky as well. So much to the extent that "she" can pick a wallet from an unsuspecting droll's pocket, remove a card from it, and slip the wallet back in without him even noticing.
Personality
Programmed with pluck and enthusiasm, Liv is not one to easily back down from a challenge or duty. Having been "born" as a "living" entity relatively recently, "she" can be a bit naive at times but learns quickly. Without means of speech, she communicates through "plush toy pantomime." As programmed to be, Liv is undyingly loyal to John and will help him whenever and however "she" can.
History
During the production of the film Con Air, a light colored plush bunny rabbit was acquired to play a role in the plot. The bunny, in the movie, was chosen as a gift by an ex-con for his loving daughter. After a series of events, including a villain suffering breakdown holding it "hostage", it is finally given to young Casey in a powerful and heartwarming (especially if your name is John Egbert; YMMV otherwise) scene.
Around a dozen or so years after the movie's release, the bunny used in production was auctioned off online and purchased by a 13-year-old boy named Dave Strider. He, in turn, shipped it off to his friend, John Egbert, for his own 13th birthday. John dropped the bunny in a river of oil before recovering it and giving it to a young sapient salamander in a reenactment of of the movie scene. John named the salamander Casey after the movie star after the movie and took "her" with him for a time before leaving "her" with Rose Lolande who named "him" Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer. (John, meanwhile, took the bunny to an ectobiology lab where he wound up creating himself, his friends, and their guardians. He gave the bunny to a baby Rose before she was sent back in time.
Rose grew up treating the bunny as an heirloom. And when John gave her yarn and knitting needles for her 13th birthday, she began knitting the worn, oil stained bunny to give to him for his. John received the bunny in person while leaving Casey in Rose's care sans original bunny. Around the same time he gave the oil-stained bunny to baby Rose, John gave the knitted bunny to a baby Jade Harley.
Jade took the bunny with her when she and her grandpa moved to an island in the Pacific Ocean. When Jade had a dreaming vision of John at the mercy of a villain named Jack Noir, she collaborated with a pen pal named Jake English (an alternate dimension version of her grandpa where he is her grandson) to turn the bunny into an A.I. cyborg bunny who could protect John. Jake named the bunny Terry Kiser and, after some shenanigans involving his friend Di?? Strider's Brobot, managed to acquire the uranium to power it in time to send it back to Jade.
Jade then mailed it off to John, but the package was locked in his father's car, which Rose accidentally dropped into the abyss with her Sburb server program. The package was identified as illegal contraband and confiscated by a Derse agent who took it to the Black Queen's palace. A Prospitian letter carrier, on Jade's insistence that it must be delivered, agreed to a shady deal by Jack Noir in order to earn the package back. Curious as to why the Prospitian was so intent on getting that package, Jack peeked inside to find the bunny inside armed more than enough to fulfill his greatest desire: usurp rule from his hated queen. Although the bunny had its misgivings, knowing Jack was not its intended master, it reluctantly let him use it to steal the queen's power ring and subsequently vanquish her, resulting in Jack's rise to power.
When the letter carrier held her end of the bargain, Jack honored his and handed the bunny in its package over, presumably in a hubris belief that the bunny would remain loyal to him. He was soon proven wrong, however, when confronting John dream self on Skaia for the White Queen's ring in his possession, fulfilling Jade's vision. The bunny recognized John as its true master and turned against Jack, the latter realizing his mistake only too late and absconding before he could suffer a fate similar to the Black Queen's.
John was more than happy to receive this birthday bunny, naming "her" Liv Tyler after his celebrity crush. Liv continued to travel with Dream John until Real John was forcibly awakened. "She" later came into the possession of a Courtyard Droll who dragged "her" around Skaia until "she" reunited with John once more, the latter ascended to God Tier as a fully realized Heir of Breath. Most of "her" weapons, unfortunately, were lost in the gigantic breeze caused by John's windy drill, save for the Warhammer of Zillyhoo. "She" managed to grow it to a person size for John before his Wizardly Vassal friend ate "her" green growth ray eye.
Having unearthed a giant bomb called The Tumor for Rose's plan to destroy the Green Sun, John tasked Liv, the vassal, and the droll with the task of delivering The Tumor in his father's captchalogue wallet to her. But the droll was really an agent of Jack, and after stealing the wallet he alerted his boss to the other two's actions. Liv managed to swipe The Tumor's captchalogue card from the droll and took an escape pod to rendezvous with Rose and Dave. As the two kids piloted Derse's moon into the Furthest Ring to execute their plan, they deployed the bomb and it detonated at the preplanned spot.
But Rose had been fooled by her chief informant, Doc Scratch, as The Tumor actually created the Green Sun. While Rose and Dave ascended to God Tiers as the Seer or Light and Knight of Time, respectively, as a result of the explosion, Liv was presumed to have perished. But in actuality, something during the Green Sun's birth had an odd effect that ripped a transdimensional tear open around "her", teleporting "her" to another dimension at the last nanosecond.) "She" subsequently landed in the place called Dimensional Island.
Other
Not sure what else there is to say in the matter.
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Nickname(s): Liv Tyler, Terry Kiser, Über Bunny, the bunny
Age: Around 40 (less than a year as an artificial intelligence)
Height: Small
Weight: Light
Gender: Most recently labeled as female, but really none
Race: Cyborg plush rabbit
Alliance: Good
Home: Hollywood -> Maple Valley, WA -> Land of Wind and Shade -> Rainbow Falls, NY -> Land of Light and Rain -> Pacific island -> same Pacific island in an alternate dimension -> Derse -> Skaia -> moon of Derse
Franchise: Homestuck
Physical Description
The Con Air Bunny was a light colored (near white) plush rabbit that was lightly stained in oil. It was then partially patched up with stripes of wool in various shades of purple. Its appearance after being given a cyborg upgrade included a left metal ear tip and right metal ear base, a metal left hand, a right metal thigh, left metal leg, a metal breastplate adorned with a blue atom symbol, and a metal plate that wraps around the left side of its head. It has a mechanical red right eye and a clubs shaped patch covering the socket where its mechanical green left eye was.
Weapons
The Uber Bunny was equipped with four powerful weapons. They were a colorful hammer called the Warhammer of Zillyhoo, two white needles called the Quills of Echidna, a broken golden-hilted sword called the Royal Deringer, and a blue energy cannon called the Ahab's Crosshairs. Unfortunately, "she" lost the needles, sword, and cannon; and she gave the hammer to John.
Abilities/Powers
Liv Tyler's right eye functions as a shrink ray, called an infinitesimalator. "Her" left eye functioned as a growth ray, called a monstrositifier, but it was eaten and replaced by a clubs shaped patch. The fact that "she" is capable of independent, rational thought is quite the ability in itself, considering "she's" a plush toy and isn't possessed or anything.
Skills
Liv is apparently good at using, hammers, needles, broken swords, and energy cannons as weapons, as long as they're small enough for "her" to handle. "She" can also fly an air/space battleship, also as long as it is small enough. Being a small and light plush toy (albeit with robotic additions which give "her" sentience), Liv is very nimble and can be very sneaky as well. So much to the extent that "she" can pick a wallet from an unsuspecting droll's pocket, remove a card from it, and slip the wallet back in without him even noticing.
Personality
Programmed with pluck and enthusiasm, Liv is not one to easily back down from a challenge or duty. Having been "born" as a "living" entity relatively recently, "she" can be a bit naive at times but learns quickly. Without means of speech, she communicates through "plush toy pantomime." As programmed to be, Liv is undyingly loyal to John and will help him whenever and however "she" can.
History
During the production of the film Con Air, a light colored plush bunny rabbit was acquired to play a role in the plot. The bunny, in the movie, was chosen as a gift by an ex-con for his loving daughter. After a series of events, including a villain suffering breakdown holding it "hostage", it is finally given to young Casey in a powerful and heartwarming (especially if your name is John Egbert; YMMV otherwise) scene.
Around a dozen or so years after the movie's release, the bunny used in production was auctioned off online and purchased by a 13-year-old boy named Dave Strider. He, in turn, shipped it off to his friend, John Egbert, for his own 13th birthday. John dropped the bunny in a river of oil before recovering it and giving it to a young sapient salamander in a reenactment of of the movie scene. John named the salamander Casey after the movie star after the movie and took "her" with him for a time before leaving "her" with Rose Lolande who named "him" Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer. (John, meanwhile, took the bunny to an ectobiology lab where he wound up creating himself, his friends, and their guardians. He gave the bunny to a baby Rose before she was sent back in time.
Rose grew up treating the bunny as an heirloom. And when John gave her yarn and knitting needles for her 13th birthday, she began knitting the worn, oil stained bunny to give to him for his. John received the bunny in person while leaving Casey in Rose's care sans original bunny. Around the same time he gave the oil-stained bunny to baby Rose, John gave the knitted bunny to a baby Jade Harley.
Jade took the bunny with her when she and her grandpa moved to an island in the Pacific Ocean. When Jade had a dreaming vision of John at the mercy of a villain named Jack Noir, she collaborated with a pen pal named Jake English (an alternate dimension version of her grandpa where he is her grandson) to turn the bunny into an A.I. cyborg bunny who could protect John. Jake named the bunny Terry Kiser and, after some shenanigans involving his friend Di?? Strider's Brobot, managed to acquire the uranium to power it in time to send it back to Jade.
Jade then mailed it off to John, but the package was locked in his father's car, which Rose accidentally dropped into the abyss with her Sburb server program. The package was identified as illegal contraband and confiscated by a Derse agent who took it to the Black Queen's palace. A Prospitian letter carrier, on Jade's insistence that it must be delivered, agreed to a shady deal by Jack Noir in order to earn the package back. Curious as to why the Prospitian was so intent on getting that package, Jack peeked inside to find the bunny inside armed more than enough to fulfill his greatest desire: usurp rule from his hated queen. Although the bunny had its misgivings, knowing Jack was not its intended master, it reluctantly let him use it to steal the queen's power ring and subsequently vanquish her, resulting in Jack's rise to power.
When the letter carrier held her end of the bargain, Jack honored his and handed the bunny in its package over, presumably in a hubris belief that the bunny would remain loyal to him. He was soon proven wrong, however, when confronting John dream self on Skaia for the White Queen's ring in his possession, fulfilling Jade's vision. The bunny recognized John as its true master and turned against Jack, the latter realizing his mistake only too late and absconding before he could suffer a fate similar to the Black Queen's.
John was more than happy to receive this birthday bunny, naming "her" Liv Tyler after his celebrity crush. Liv continued to travel with Dream John until Real John was forcibly awakened. "She" later came into the possession of a Courtyard Droll who dragged "her" around Skaia until "she" reunited with John once more, the latter ascended to God Tier as a fully realized Heir of Breath. Most of "her" weapons, unfortunately, were lost in the gigantic breeze caused by John's windy drill, save for the Warhammer of Zillyhoo. "She" managed to grow it to a person size for John before his Wizardly Vassal friend ate "her" green growth ray eye.
Having unearthed a giant bomb called The Tumor for Rose's plan to destroy the Green Sun, John tasked Liv, the vassal, and the droll with the task of delivering The Tumor in his father's captchalogue wallet to her. But the droll was really an agent of Jack, and after stealing the wallet he alerted his boss to the other two's actions. Liv managed to swipe The Tumor's captchalogue card from the droll and took an escape pod to rendezvous with Rose and Dave. As the two kids piloted Derse's moon into the Furthest Ring to execute their plan, they deployed the bomb and it detonated at the preplanned spot.
But Rose had been fooled by her chief informant, Doc Scratch, as The Tumor actually created the Green Sun. While Rose and Dave ascended to God Tiers as the Seer or Light and Knight of Time, respectively, as a result of the explosion, Liv was presumed to have perished. But in actuality, something during the Green Sun's birth had an odd effect that ripped a transdimensional tear open around "her", teleporting "her" to another dimension at the last nanosecond.) "She" subsequently landed in the place called Dimensional Island.
Other
Not sure what else there is to say in the matter.
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