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Post by gantzgun74 on Sept 4, 2011 22:04:22 GMT -5
Metal and Climber managed to run up to Max and Kaitlin, before the floor opened up underneath them... "Uh... Where's the floo-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He landed on the floor in a tangled mess, but managed to get back up, before Metal landed on top of him.
"Huh-what?" He looked down. "Whoop!!! Sorry Climber!"
"It-... It's okay........"
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A loud groan quickly came out of Gantz's person. "Oh GREAT..." He looked to Kavma upon seeing the door being gone. "What is it NOW?!"
By this point, Rosaline looked exceedingly annoyed herself. "Now I'm starting to see why Gantz doesn't like you..."
"STARTING?" Came the ever bitter Misty who looked about ready to throw a punch right then and there.
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Post by doctorzero on Sept 4, 2011 22:17:56 GMT -5
Kaitlin and Max ran up the staircase. "Okay, this is just--"
Once they got to the top, however, they immediately noticed that something was wrong.
The room they entered was the exact same one they fell into, though the Climber and Metal were there now.
"What the--" They turned to see that the staircase they had just climbed was now going up instead of down.
"Oh, for CRYING OUT LOUD!"
Kavma smirked. "Alex isn't the only one. Remember Haze? I remember Haze. He was so much fun to bother."
Yana looked from Kavma, to Gantz, to Kavma again. He was doing that a lot lately, he noticed. "Well?"
"Hm?"
"My memories?"
"Ah, yes, of course!" Kavma vanished and reappeared before Yana and placed his hand on his head.
"Here you go."
ZING!
Yana's knees buckled. His vision was swimming before his eyes. As Kavma removed his hand, he fell to the ground, the other's yells of shock in his ears.
"Kavma."
The man himself turned to see the newcomer. "Ah, you've come."
"Well, duh. It's not nice to steal things, you know."
"True, true, but if I hadn't you wouldn't have come here."
"Yeah, yeah. Why'd you do it?"
"Do you think I would give a straight answer?"
"Well, I guess not. Can I please have it back anyway?"
"Now, now, my boy, you know that nothing is free in this world. If you would like it back..." Kavma spread his arms. "Then you must be prepared to make sacrifices."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Sept 4, 2011 22:57:41 GMT -5
"Y-YANA!!!!"
Gantz and Rosaline quickly dove down to check up on the young man. Checking the young man's pulse, Rose looked relieved. "He's okay, but..." She looked to Kavma. "What did you do to him?!?"
Upon hearing that he had a pulse, Gantz sighed. "Likely just returned his memory---- Wait a second." He turned to Kavma looking quite suspicious. "How much of his memory did you give him?"
Misty stayed silent, but she eyed Kavma dangerously. Why was she not charging? Who could say?
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Metal quickly helped the Climber up to his feet, to which the doll looked a bit dazed. "Uh..." Metal started really... Well... Unsure how to start. "Didn't you guys just suddenly run up those steps? Why'd ya come back down?" Obviously rationality was the only thing his mind was willing to accept.
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Post by doctorzero on Sept 4, 2011 23:08:30 GMT -5
"Just a little. Not all of it. Only some details. He'll wake up in a few moments." Kavma gave Gantz a look. "What, did you think I would give them all back in one go, Alex?"
He gave Misty a slight look, but said nothing to her.
"We--you---but---" Max was flabbergasted.
Kaitlin didn't bother talking. She immediately ran back up the stairs--
TIME PARADOX'D!!!!!!!!!!
Not a single one of them knew how, but this somehow led to Kaitlin being plastered to the wall while Max fell down from the ceiling again.
And for some reason Climber and Metal were dressed as hula dancers.
"A Keyblade?"
He nodded. "You certainly have the potential--"
The two of them looked at each other. The boy avoided his gaze, fiddling with the stick in his hands.
"I've been looking for you for a while."
No response.
"I've seen you in dreams--well, someone who looks like you. But I guess it doesn't matter now. Wally told me what happened to you, and I'd like to help you in any way I can."
The boy looked up at him. "So, how about it? Friends?
He fell to his knees. "Son of...a..." As everything turned black, he could see Kavma walking towards him, but even then that faded into nothing...
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Post by gantzgun74 on Sept 4, 2011 23:26:36 GMT -5
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For a long long while neither the cloth doll or the robotic hedgehog knew what to do or say...
"Uh... Metal... What just-"
"I haven't the slightest clue..."
Metal quickly took off the hula dancer attire... "Here let me try..." He tried to jet up the stairs...
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.... "What are you lookin' at?" Misty growled as she gripped her fists tighter.
As this went on, Gantz and Rose kept a close eye on Yana, though, admitted he did little in his unconscious state.
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Post by doctorzero on Sept 4, 2011 23:35:08 GMT -5
Metal didn't even get close to the stairs.
At the same time, Princess walked into the room. "What the f--"
"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!!!
Max found himself actually glued to the floor this time while Kaitlin struggled to get out of a giant birdhouse.
"THIS JUST ISN'T FAIR!!!!!"
Also, Climber and Princess switched clothing.
MEANWHILE!
Kavma ignored her. "Now, Alex, I'm curious. How on earth did you come across the Lady Soul Calibur?"
Meanwhile, Yana stirred. He was beginning to wake up.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Sept 4, 2011 23:46:26 GMT -5
Metal meanwhile found himself stopped by, of ALL things, a stop sign... Let's just say he left an indent in said sign that matched his face. "........ Well... This is mildly irritating..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" To say Climber was freaked that he was now wearing blood covered attire would've been a huge understatement. He was running around the room in a panic "AAAGH!!! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Gantz had to admit, that question elicited a chuckle out of his mouth. "What's this? The All-knowing Kavma doesn't know something?" Such a factor was greatly amusing to him. "Chalk it up to being 'An Unseen Variable'." That was the only response he gave the man.
"Gantz!" Rosaline called from where she sat. "Yana's waking up!"
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Post by doctorzero on Sept 4, 2011 23:56:05 GMT -5
"Well, whoever said I knew everything? I know lots of things, but that doesn't mean I know everything." Kavma grinned. "But it's interesting, because really, that is a staggering coincidence, fact fact that you possess her."
"STOP!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing. Kaitlin glared at Princess. "What do you want?!"
"LOTS of things. Look at your men, now back to me, now look back at your men, now back to me. I'm not your men. I'm f*cking you off. Now back to your men BACK TO ME. Where's the ragdoll? He's gone. I THREW him. And there isn't a GOD DAMNED THING YOU CAN--"
Unfortunately, she had thrown him at the staircase.
(Your turn.)
Yana opened his eyes. "Urghhh." He sat up with Rose's help. "Ow..."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Sept 5, 2011 0:10:44 GMT -5
Metal saw the flying Climber. "No no WAIT-!!!!"
'DUCKTAILS!!! OOOH-OOOH!!!'
By the end of it, Metal was now sitting on the ground, and it looked like he had a toupe sitting atop his head, and was wearing what appeared to be overalls. Climber himself looked like he was dressed like a pirate. Kaitlin was dressed up like a certain mermaid from a certain Disney movie, Max was dressed like a shakesperean actor holding a skull, and Princess? Well, she was wearing mostly pink attire, and her hair had turned bright orange.
..................... "This just couldn't possibly get any weirder..." Metal monotoned flatly.
"Oh trust me Kevin." The group turned to find an anthropomorphic zebra sitting on a nearby bench reading a newspaper nonchalantly, a smile on his face. "It only get's worse." He elbowed Princess playfully.
[The 'Zebra' thing is a regular on Phineas and Ferb, and normally seen whenever Candace, one of the main characters, goes on a trippy adventure.]
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Gantz quickly looked back to Yana with a concerned expression. "Yana... Yana, you okay?"
As he said that, Rosaline thought a moment. "Yana... What do you remember?"
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Post by doctorzero on Sept 5, 2011 0:26:32 GMT -5
Yana blinked, looked from Gantz to Rose, then to his hand.
"Keyblade..." He murmured. "Something about a...Keyblade..."
"THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!!!!!" Kaitlin screamed, tearing out of her mermaid costume and shaking her fist towards the ceiling. "I SWEAR, IF I FIND HOWEVER IS RESPONSIBLE, I'LL DECK THAT MORON WHERE THEY STAND!!!"
Max threw away the skull. "Well, that's Kavma for you."
Meanwhile, Princess glared at the zebra. "Damn stripehorse. Gimme that newspaper." She took out the funnies and started reading, determined not to look at anyone else in the room.
Note to self. SHAVE THE ROBOT.
(There is no logic, only Zuul.)
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Post by gantzgun74 on Sept 5, 2011 0:39:46 GMT -5
While Metal ripped the toupe off his head, and took off his overalls, he noticed Climber's panicky expression. "Uh... Climber?" Climber just panicked. "NO!!! NO-NO-NO!!! I'm NOT A PIRATE!!! I'M A CLIMBER!!!! AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!" He ran around in a panic. With a panicked expression, this emoticon appeared in Metal's eyepiece; '  '. "Wait, Climber calm down! Wait don't-" He saw him run for the staircase. "NO-NO-NO-NO CLIMBER DON'T!!!!!!" 'THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW!!!!!'Whatever state the group found themselves in , they found that the zebra, and, in effect the newspaper Princess was reading, was suddenly replaced by a giant floating baby head. "Aiii-yeeee, gooooo..."
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"The FUUUU-"
[The giant floating baby head; yet another WTF moment from Phineas and Ferb. XDDD]
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Gantz and Rosaline looked to each other when they heard that. "Keyblade..." Rosaline muttered. "Well..."
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Post by doctorzero on Sept 5, 2011 0:46:58 GMT -5
"No...there's a whole bunch of stuff..." Yana muttered. "There was this boy...and..." He pointed at Kavma. "I saw you in that church! You took something, and..."
Kavma nodded. "Got it in one. But as you can tell, you haven't remembered everything..." The grin he wore was terrifying. "And so we shall move to the next round of our game."
In order:
Climber was dressed as Lady Gaga, Metal was purple, Kaitlin and Max were BOTH in cheerleader outfits, (Cheerleader Wally anyone?) And Princess?
she was still reading her newspaper (against all odds), same as before, completely indifferent to everything around her. She turned the page. "Goddamn Dilbert."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!" Max, in a fit of panic, grabbed the nearest thing (A blender) and chucked it at the head.
It exploaded into a horde of flying monkeys, which flew out the window.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Sept 5, 2011 0:57:51 GMT -5
A very loud groan sounded at that. "Great... I shoulda figured there was more..." There was a grunt before Gantz turned to the envelope Yana dropped and picked it up. "Fine... What is it..?" He unfolded the piece of paper that was Wilhelm's apology, and stuffed it in his pocket, along with the check.
"You're actually going to KEEP THAT?!?" Misty growled, looking quite suspicious.
"Hey if it turns out to be fake, I know's whose butt I'm kickin'."
"Good point."
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"WHAT?!? M-MONKIES-MONKIES, WHAT-WHAT-WHAT?!?!? ..... MONKIES WHAT?!?!?!?"
Metal looked like his super computer brain was about to short circuit from all of the nonsensical nonsense happening at this moment. "When will this END?!?!?"
Climber looked REALLY confused at his change of dress... "Metal... What am I wearing?"
"You don't want to know..."
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Post by doctorzero on Sept 5, 2011 1:05:07 GMT -5
"Well, you don't think it was going to end here, of all places, did you?" Kavma asked. "Yana will have to go to all four corners of this island if he wants all of his memories back."
Yana stood up. "So in other words, you're going to make things even more difficult for me."
"Right in one, my boy. And your next challenge is in the Industrial Park. There awaits a champion in which you must defeat..." He paused. "And I think it's best if you take the Lady Soul Calibur with you."
"When will this end, you ask?" asked a voice from the stairs. A shadowy figure descended, facing the group with a wide grin. "Why on earth should it? After all..." He entered the light, for all of them to see.
"We're all mad here."
Kaitlin and Max's first impression was that he looked like a pirate. Yellow hair, orange clothes, and bizarrely, several deep scars on his face and--his hair? The heck?
"Who are you supposed to be?" Max demanded.
Climber, however, recognize the person immediately. It had been years, but even so...
It would be a while before he forgot Karl.
(Spoiler alert! It's not Karl, it's actually Kavma in disguise. But THEY don't know that. XD
And yes, he can be in two places at once. Go figure.)
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Post by gantzgun74 on Sept 6, 2011 0:01:45 GMT -5
To be frank, Climber had heard horror stories about this statue, and he had the horrifying displeasure to meet him once before. But as things went on, a reflex quickly kicked in.
Namely, never trust pirates.
"Ack!!!" He jumped in front of the gang, and brandished his pick-axe about as dangerously as he could. "S-Stay back, you sneaky pirate, but I'm not falling for anything you say! N-Now stay back!"
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........ The group looked between each other curiously...
"Why is that, Kavma?" Gantz monotoned suspiciously. "Is there something we need to know?"
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'. "Wait, Climber calm down! Wait don't-" He saw him run for the staircase. "NO-NO-NO-NO CLIMBER DON'T!!!!!!"