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Post by ryocker on Dec 31, 2012 13:09:35 GMT -5
Too bad she didn't realize Rayman was the decoy in this.
"I got the pies back, Rayman!" Globox shouted, dancing a little with the pies in his arms. Seeing that peacock would no doubt come after him again, Globox tossed the pies right over peacock's head- he himself meeting her face. Not missing a beat, both his arms were already above his head, the glute's crazy-lazy smile immenently shown. "Too-" SMACK!! "-LOW-SAY!" he called, shoving her face in the dirt.
This time, it was HE who held HER down. "I can't eep-kay her down long! GET THOSE PIES AND UN-RAY, RAYMAN!"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Jan 25, 2013 16:59:47 GMT -5
Rayman took the pies and laughed, "Don't worry bud I'll be right back!" He turns to run off......
BOOOM!!!!!
Before the pies exploded, sending the pie filling and pastry splattering everywhere, splattering all over Rayman and sending some pie remains all over Peacock and Globox........... Rayman stood there a moment, looking at where the pies were a few moments earlier....
".... Pffff!! Hehehehehahahaha!" Peacock started laughing... However it was a malicious laugh, it was a laugh of mischief. "Hahahahaha! Looks like I gotcha mooks good! Hahahahaha! You look so ridiculous, hahaha!"
Rayman took a moment to wipe away the pie filling from his face... Suddenly he smiled as he walked to the guy running the pie stall. He holds up one finger... The store owner gave him the pie, which Rayman tossed up, and looked to Peacock.
Peacock continued laughing at this as she got up from underneath Globox...
SPLAT!
................ Peacock licked up a bit of the filling, and looked at Rayman whom was laughing as well... "... Oh... It's ON now..."
Cue the pastry based mayhem.
[Song cue!
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Post by ryocker on Jan 25, 2013 17:41:26 GMT -5
Globox was ROLLING from the laughter in his belly. "Bwaaahahahahahahahaaaa!!!" That was a GOOD one!" He was too distracted to realize how big a target he was, though...
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 21, 2013 18:49:29 GMT -5
Peacock and Rayman both quickly took advantage of the opening and both threw pies at Globox, both of them laughing as they collided with a loud splat. Laughing, the two actually high-five before Globox recovers and starts tossing out pies.
It was just pastry based mayhem as the bunch went into a flatout pie war.
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Post by ryocker on Feb 21, 2013 18:53:07 GMT -5
That's about when Globox slammed a pie on top of Rayman's foot- not only did the sticky mess splatter, it glued the foot to the ground, temporarily keeping Rayman in place (until he eventually severed the bond with it).
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 21, 2013 19:10:12 GMT -5
Rayman tried to seperate his foot from the cement as Peacock vanished into a portable hole and reappeared a few feet away, grinning as she pulled out a few hundred pies from her sundress. "HERE COMES THE CAVALRY!!!!" She then stuffed em into an ole-timey cannon. "Yo-ho-ho and bottle of Blueberry!!" She lit the fuse.
BOOOM!!!!!!!!
Rayman and Globox were pounded aside, but quickly recovered when they found plenty of other pies that survived the cannon. "Oh so that's how you want to lay-pay Huh? Hahahaha! Well we'll adly-glay pay you back in ades-spay!" He said as he threw a pie. Both his pie and Globox's hit Peacock in the face.
"HEY MY EYES!!!"
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Post by ryocker on Feb 21, 2013 19:14:02 GMT -5
Globox quickly grabbed another pie and ran behind Peacock. "Hey Rayman! Eck-chay out what I came up with! HI PIVE!" Tossing the glorious concoction of delisciousness into the air, he reared his hand back for his now famous Hi-Five, and slammed it into the pie, a splash of the sweet nectar hitting Peachock in the back of the head.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 21, 2013 19:22:55 GMT -5
Rayman couldn't help but laugh at the sight, while Peacock quickly recollected herself. "Hahahahaha! Nice job there Globox my main an-may!"
"HAVE SOME STRAWBERRY SUCKAH!!" SPLAT!!! In retaliation, Peacock smacked a pie in Globox's face and jumped on top of the big Galute. "Come get me, come get me!! HEhehehehe!!"
Rayman responded with gusto, rushing up to the two and jumping, tackling both Glo and Peacock. The three were sent barrel-rolling all over each other and along the pier, all of them laughing like idiots, and splatting each other with pies that Peacock was gleefully providing.
........................... People that had watched the show couldn't help but shake their heads in amusement at the little scene. It had been like witnessing a bunch of super powered children just having a gleeful little exercise and rough-housing.
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Post by ryocker on Feb 21, 2013 19:31:50 GMT -5
Rolling around like a bag full of cannonballs, Globox finally managed to settle down, still laughing as he tossed pies left and right, getting splat by Rayman, Peacock, both at once, or doing the same right back at them. They were really having at it.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 21, 2013 20:33:21 GMT -5
This all went on for one long chaotic minute before Rayman and Peacock passed out beside Globox, taking deep breaths, and remaining covered head to toe with pie filling. "Hahahaha.... Phew... BOY that was fun." Rayman said with a gleeful little giggle.
He was joined by Peacock, who laughed right along with him. "Hahahaha... I'll say it was! You mooks are a hoot! I had loads of fun back there!" Smiling and giggling she just lay back on the ground with Rayman and Globox. "Sorry about earlier. But you know, I was given a rare oppurtunity, playing with cartoons! Figured I'd take advantage!" She crossed her arms over her little form, grinning contently. "Name's Peacock, by the way."
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Post by ryocker on Feb 23, 2013 13:04:46 GMT -5
Globox scratched the back of his head with his webbed hand. "Not ure-shay what a 'cartoon' is, but you're welcome all the same, little lady." he grinned, extending his hand. "I'm Globox, biggest lute-gay in the Glade!"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 24, 2013 13:12:25 GMT -5
"And I'm Rayman, hero of said ad-glay." Rayman beamed proudly, his smile prominent. A moment or more passed as they lay there looking skyward, before Rayman turned to look to Peacock. "Hey eacock-Pay. You live on this island don't you? Do you know where we are?"
Peacock shrugged her metallic robot shoulders at the question. "Honestly, I'm just as lost as you two are. I was fighting an arch-nemesis of mine, when she tossed me out if a window. Next thing I know, I wake up and I'm here." The girl pulled out a cigar and clamped it between her bear-trap teeth. "Pretty confusing experience all things considered."
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Post by ryocker on Feb 24, 2013 20:28:48 GMT -5
"Onfusing-cay is right," Globox frowned. "We just found our way to here, we didn't really know where we were going." Looking out onto the pier, Globox saw a few fish hopping out of the ocean. He looked back at the young gal beside him, smiling that oddball smile of his.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Sept 15, 2015 16:48:57 GMT -5
Peacock then pulled out her lighter, groaning to herself as she lit the cigar. "If I had to be honest, I still don't really understand any a' this craziness... All I really know is I'm are REAAAAAAAALLY Long ways away from home..." There's a couple of puffs before she blows out some smoke. "What about you two mooks though? I guess it's the same with you?"
Rayman's hands shifted up slightly, in a motion similar to a shrug. "Meh. I guess so. Me and Globox were just out on an un-ray across the Glade with some als-pay. Next thing we ow-knay, here we are!" He looks to the robot girl as she started teething her cigar vindictively. "... What about this enemy of yours? You mentioned you were fightin' somebody?"
"...." .............. Peacock let out a grunt. "I know I need to care MORE about it cause a what those monsters did to me and an old friend of mine... But there's not a lot I can do if I can't even get back home..." .......... She looks to the two odd characters. "Unless you two got somehin-?"
"Nope, sorry there Eacock-pay."
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Post by ryocker on Sept 15, 2015 21:10:30 GMT -5
"Yeah, we're as uck-stay as anybody else," he sighed, smacking his belly a little to make a drumming noise. "If we knew how to get back, we probably ouldn't-way have stumbled into that portal when we did." Globox thought about how crazy that sentance sounded, rubbing the top of an eye. "...maaaaaybe I should ephrase-ray..."
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