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Post by gantzgun74 on Nov 3, 2012 18:19:40 GMT -5
The Misceo Ocean... An exotic location to be sure. It was truely a place of great natural beauty, with ocean that stretched out beyond the borders of the island, the Miseo falls falling into the void below, the Pelican Bay Boardwalk with it's well known amusement park, and everything else in between. Misceo Ocean coast was just awesome, and everyone agreed. What no-one else knew however was that there are just some things that can't be predicted on Dimensional Island...
Such as the arrival of one of Dimensional Island's newest arrival.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOEEEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Out of a rift in space, a certain limbless wonder fell from the sky with an expression of panic as the ground rapidly approached, his hands flailing around rapidly in a circle. "NOT COOL NOT COOL NOT COOL!!!" After a moment, however, he took notice of how high up he was and of the bird's eye view of the world rapidly approaching him. "....... Whoooooooaaaaa..... Cooooooool..." His eyes fell on the Ferris wheel not too far away, as well as the Rollercoaster not too far from that.
Immediately that look of fear melted into that ever present giddy smile. "OOOOH! I know exactly what to do!!"
Smiling and laughing, his hair started to spin in it's normal circle, and immediately righted him in mid-air. Giggling gleefully, he fell down to the ground quickly his body tensing up in preparation for the most awesome landing in the history of awesome landings. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He landed feet first on the Coaster tracks sliding, and proceeded to break into a run, speeding down the steep drop with the greatest of ease. Not too long after that, a coaster appeared to reach the top and dropped, chasing after the Thing-a-ma-jig at equally fast speeds. However, Rayman seemed to pay it no mind and just kept right on running, always keeping one foot in front of the coaster. "Heheheheheh!!" Up ahead, he saw a sharp turn that was angled to face the Ferris Wheel.
"HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!!!"
When he reached the turn, he JUMPED A MIGHTY JUMP and managed to land on the Ferris Wheel's outer lining. Grinning, he continued running up it, smiling like a big dopey idiot the entire time. Once he was at the top and almost started to go down, he JUMPED CLEAN OFF OF THE FERRIS WHEEL and landed on the Merry-Go-Round not too far below. He ran around in circles on top of that for a few seconds before jumping off, his hand finding a clothe-line and sliding down it to the safety of the boardwalk below. Of course, Rayman, being the ham he was, couldn't resist striking a bad-ass pose as he landed, whooping and cheering. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! WHO DA MAN?! RAYMAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! AWESOME!!!!"
Okay, now time for more important business at hand... Where was he?
He took another look around the amusement park, his expression now one of curiosity. "Hmmm... Where in the Hocus Polokus am I? This is quite the onnundrum-cay..."
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Post by ryocker on Nov 3, 2012 20:32:31 GMT -5
Stumbling out of the same portal was the limbless thingamajig's best blue glute-of-a buddy. Tongue warping like a wave, Globox's screams were about as furious as Rayman's- as well as his sudden realization of how high up he was. "Sweeeeetneeessssssss..." he droned, getting a creepy smile on his face. Taking a deep breath, he stretched out his arms and hovered toward the ground, giggling the whole way.
He didn't land on the ground- he was aiming for the Teacups, currently spinning as usual. "LOOK OUT ELOW-BAAAAAYYYYY!!" he screamed, dropping onto a teacup wheel. Rather than just stop, he started- running, that is. His flipper-like feet took off like circles, eventually spinning his cup a little too fast- so fast, he tripped, got flung to the rim of his cup, grabbed hold of it with his teeth, and spun not once, not twice, butTHREE TIMES, before flying off and heading for a flying ship, just beginning its final climb.
"Piece of Caaaaake!" he yelled, keeping his momentum as the ship fell, then climbed high, higher, so high it flipped over- With Globox jumping flat off the bow and into a cannon. "Aw shucks-"
FWUMP.
His rear end stuck on the outside of the cannon, he tried to struggle to get out- before realizing he was in the same place as a group of fireworks. His pupils immediately shrunk.
With a hefty KABOOM!, Globox was fired straight out, a group of popping crackers following straight behind him- and going off just as he fell down. Flailing his arms, He hit the ground- HARD- hard enough that he left a noticeable crater. Not too far From Rayman's landing spot, actually. Just when it seemed everything was over, a sticky hand lept from the hole, his arms pulling him right out. "That wasn't so bad!" he exclaimed, spitting out a stray firecracker. As it popped, his eyes snapped awake. "Hey, where's-" Fortunately, he didn't have to look for long- Rayman was right there. "Heeeeey Rayman! Was that a ool-cay landing or WHAT?!" he laughed, high fiving his best friend.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Nov 6, 2012 20:20:59 GMT -5
Rayman was mildly surprised to see Globox, but he smiled all he same and returned the high-five with his own giddy laugh. "I'll say it as-way!! Hahahahaha!!! Glad to ee-say you here buddy! I guess you came ooking-lay for me when I didn't come ack-bay?"
He looked back up and saw that the portal had already vanished. "What were the others ike-lay when you left em? They were okay, right?"
He had few doubts King Teensy would be pitching a fit knowing that Rayman and Globox were now gone. Goth Teensy would attempt to be cool about it he was sure, but heaven knows that wouldn't last too long.
And Barbara?
..... WHOOOOOOOT... That was a scary thought; knowing his favorite crazy barbarian, she would go on a berserk fury before going to look for him... Heaven help any Darktoons that were unfortunate and or stupid enough to get in her way. He could almost see the carnage now.....
The thought made him giggle. Yep that was his girl alright.
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Post by ryocker on Nov 6, 2012 20:37:14 GMT -5
Globox rubbed the bottom of his head. "Hmmm... Well, they certainly EEMED-SAY alright... but knowing them, that just ain't gonna ast-lay." he confirmed, shaking his head. "The Glade's onna-gay be one huge battlefield of orry-way before too long... Maybe we oughtta find the way back."
Not one step in a random direction later, he fell flat in the hole he made, struggling not to fall in. A hefty tug and he rolled right out, layed out on his back. "I'd just HATE to see the guys if we didn't hurry home fast enough."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Nov 8, 2012 22:58:04 GMT -5
Rayman nodded as he broke out of his playful thoughts concering Barbara; he knew Glo had a point. They needed to find a way home so their two teensy buddies and Barbara wouldn't go nuts looking for them... But still...
"How are we oing-gay to do that though? The ortal-pay we fell through's already gone..." He thinks a bit. "Do you think anyone around ere-hay will know how to get ack-bay?" He looked around at the amusement park before noticing the beach nearby. "Maybe e-way can ask somebody."
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Post by ryocker on Nov 14, 2012 21:45:40 GMT -5
Globox scratched his belly in thought. "But who?! These uys-gay might be as bad as those reaks-fay back home! Who can we trust?" In a fleeting moment, his stomach growled, putting him on his rear-end. "And now I'm starved."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Nov 21, 2012 20:27:07 GMT -5
Rayman's stomache growled along with Globox's a second after he made that announcement. He smiled bashfully and nodded to Globox's words. "Yeah, me too busom uddie-bay."
He thought a moment, trying to rack his brain around a possible solution, listening to his stomache rumbling all the while. As he thought, he looked about the pier, sniffing about for food. His nose may not have been as strong and accurate as King or Goth Teensy's, but it was still decently sized and awesome.
After a few moments of looking, his nose came across a heavenly scent coming from a building nearby. "MMMMM MMMMM!" He looks to Globox practically drooling. "Well how about we solve both oblem-pray! My shnoz smells some sweet eats nearby! Let's go check it out!"
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Post by ryocker on Dec 2, 2012 0:55:16 GMT -5
And Globox was already going that direction, having already switched position by the time Rayman had turned around. "One ep-stay ahead of you, Rayman!" he called, one foot in the air, waving to his bud. "I'll try to save some of it for yoooou!" And with that, he took off for the building.
Despite the two of them being the best buddies beheld by bystanders, the tireless twosome did enjoy a bit of fun and games at times- whether they be just for fun, or at times, dangerous.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 18, 2012 16:23:57 GMT -5
Rayman jumped up in panic. "WAIT WHAT- NO!!! Don't eat em all you little iggie-pay!!! Wait for the RAAAAY!!!" He quickly took off running, trying his best to catch up with his blood brother.
As the two took off running, neither of them noticed that someone had witnessed the entire event, and was sitting down on a nearby bench. "Heh, what a couple'a maroons..." The girl sitting there was an odd looking figure that almost resembled a cartoon from the 1920's, with dot like eyes, and dressed in a dark sun bonnet topped with a top-hat. Her arms were skinny and appeared to be made of metal with odd looking feathers protruding in a row down it.
Peacock giggled gleefully as she proceeded to lick her snow-cone, looking around at the new world she had found herself in only a few hours ago. "I wonder where the heck I am... I was in the Medici tower about to kill off that damned Black Dhalia..." ......................
A moment later she shrugged. "Eh, whatever, I'll find my way back eventually... Until then, I'll just have me some fun here!" She chomped down the rest of her snowcone with her metal chompers and threw the cup away. "Mmmm, yum!"
With a giggle, she jumped up out of her seat and looked to where Rayman and Globox ran off....
Those two looked like they'd be a lot of fun....
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Post by ryocker on Dec 30, 2012 15:51:08 GMT -5
Skidding to a halt, Globox finally found exactly what he was looking for- a huge pie stand right in the middle of the carnival! "Come and Get'em! The tastiest, freshest pies this side of the Island! Come right over and have some!" Apon noticing Globox, the rather muscular, mustached man grinned at the portly Glute. "You here for a pie or two, valued customer?" The man asked, trying to seem as friendly as possible.
Globox soon began to nod. "Eah-Yay!" he answered, licking his lips. "...but what's a customer?"
"... Really?"
"Never eard-hay of one before."
"Oh, now I see," the man said, still smiling. "Your from a world without any kind of currency- Not a problem! I've got enough money from my early days- You can have as many of these pies as you'd like! No charge!"
"Sweetness!" Globox called, collecting four different pies. "This look umbly-tay yummbly!" Licking his chops one las time, he opened his mouth wide, about to eat all four in one bite...
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 30, 2012 16:15:19 GMT -5
Before Globox could sink his teeth into the pies however a familiar squealing sound came to his ears. It took him seconds to realize what they were.
At that moment, he found his feet kicked CLEAN out from under him followed by another round about jump kick that smashed into his upper jaw as well as his eye. The pies flew up into the air during all of this commotion... However Rayman caught each one as they came down, Globox now on the ground with stars circling his head. Despite this however, Ray knew his blood brother would be okay, the two have had plenty of playful brawls before, so the worst their own blows did to each was briefly stun them...
And maybe leave a bruise, but it was nothing that was ever TOO bad.
"I told you not to hog all the pies for yourself you little iggy-pay! I wanna eat ome-say too!!" He sniffed the pies with his righteously big shnoz and felt his brain almost explode from the awesomeness of the scent he was taking in. Grinning widely he set aside a pie for Globox and prepared to help himself.
A bag was wrapped around his face before he could.
"YOINK!" No sooner had Rayman heard that then a hand slapped him silly across his bagged up face.
The shopkeeper was surprised to find Peacock taking the pies and not even running away with them, she just held them next to her, sticking her tongue out tauntingly. "MMMMM NYAH NYAH! I got your pies! I got your pies!"
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Post by ryocker on Dec 30, 2012 16:22:10 GMT -5
Just for her to get snagged by Globox's stretchy arm. Pulling her leg, he managed to slide her right onto her back, the pies slipping and landing on his belly. "Correction: I got the ies-pay!" he cheered, keeping her snuggly in his webbed hand. "Rayman! You alright?" he called, sitting up.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 30, 2012 16:34:55 GMT -5
"Yeah man... Just gimme a second to get over this ark-day...." He reached up and realized that said 'dark' was in fact the bag over his face. "Oh! It's a bag! Well go igure-fay!" He chuckled as he pulled the bag off...
Only to see Peacock tickling Globox, her cartoony gloves going over his big wide body at random, looking for the best tickle spots. "Gitchee gitchee goo!!!"
... "PHEW!!! That's iffferent-day lookin'!"
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Post by ryocker on Dec 30, 2012 16:42:42 GMT -5
"Gyeeee-aaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! Oh no, no, sto-Aaahahahaa!!" Laughing his blue butt off, Globox almost rolled over, his enormous jiggling body causing light tremors. "I sa-hahahahaaahahhaaaahaa!"
Almost out of breath, one last bulge made the pies rocket upwards. "I AID-SAY STOP!" he called, flailing his arms hard enough to flip a boulder.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Dec 30, 2012 18:52:05 GMT -5
Peacock managed to break herself free of Globox's grip after a while and jumped up, catching the pies with relative ease and landing a small distance away. "Hehehehe! You maroons are gonna have to do better then that!"
That was all she had time to get out before Rayman tackled her, the pies flying into the air. The two went into a quick fist-fight, the robot girl easily matching Rayman blow for blow before pulling out a pie from her blouse. "What the-?"
"HAVE SOME COCONUT!!"
CLANG!!!!! The pie smacked Rayman in the face, followed quickly by the bottom of the pie tin, making an impressive indent in the shape of Rayman's head in the bottom.
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