The System is Down

[ParamountKeymaster]

At first, there was nothing but a vast emptiness. Then Evan peeked out from the left side of the screen, glancing around before slowly stepping out into the open. "What the...?"

He turned around, staring at the poster of a weird cartoon man and a blue bear tearing apart... a filing cabinet, maybe? Whatever. With a shrug, he faced forward again, tapping his knuckle against the glass in front of him. "Um... What's going on here? What happened to the site?"

Suddenly, in a flash, a brown-haired teenage boy in an indigo shirt appeared next to Evan, answering, "The system is down, yo."

"Jason??" Evan questioned. "What are you doing here? You're not even an accepted character yet!"

"Hey, nothing's working now, so it's free game," Jason replied with a shrug. "You can do whatever you want!"

"With the site not working, there really isn't anything to do."

"Sure there is! Rules don't apply when there's no system to go against. You don't even have to obey the laws of physics! Check it out!" Jason then walked vertically up the right side of the screen, grabbed the Google bar and threw it down on the ground, causing all sorts of cartoon characters and internet memes to explode out of it.

Evan jumped back a step, smiling at the phenomenon. "Wow. That's pretty cool."

"And while I'm at it..." Jason jumped down, reached into the Google bar and pulled out a long twig. "Guess what time it is!"

"Jason, not that again-!"

"GAS-POWERED STICK!!!"

Jason then started chasing Evan around and whacking him on the head with the stick. "OW! JASON! CUT IT OUT! OW!!"

[Pink Moon Wolf]

The moment the server had malfunctioned, Ace had begun a search for familiar faces. With Sammy perched on her shoulder, she wandered through the white void until she discovered two figures off in the distance.

"Oh, hey, it's Evan!" But when she started running towards him, the other boy had begin beating him with a stick. "Hey!"

Sammy fluttered up to the squabbling duo. "Hi, Evan! I like your friend's stick!" Unfortunately, she got too close and wound up getting whacked by Jason's stick a few times. "AH! Don't hit me!"

Ace caught up with the group and whipped out her staffs, shooting Jason a hard glare. "Get away from him!"

[glow=yellow,2,300]DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THE IRONY IN JOHN HURT BEING THE WAR DOCTOR? XD[/glow]

Hearing that random voice come out of nowhere made Ace raise and eyebrow and look around the room in utter confusion. "...the crap?"