Post by ParamountKeymaster on Dec 3, 2013 12:39:24 GMT -5
At first, there was nothing but a vast emptiness. Then Evan peeked out from the left side of the screen, glancing around before slowly stepping out into the open. "What the...?"
He turned around, staring at the poster of a weird cartoon man and a blue bear tearing apart... a filing cabinet, maybe? Whatever. With a shrug, he faced forward again, tapping his knuckle against the glass in front of him. "Um... What's going on here? What happened to the site?"
Suddenly, in a flash, a brown-haired teenage boy in an indigo shirt appeared next to Evan, answering, "The system is down, yo."
"Jason??" Evan questioned. "What are you doing here? You're not even an accepted character yet!"
"Hey, nothing's working now, so it's free game," Jason replied with a shrug. "You can do whatever you want!"
"With the site not working, there really isn't anything to do."
"Sure there is! Rules don't apply when there's no system to go against. You don't even have to obey the laws of physics! Check it out!" Jason then walked vertically up the right side of the screen, grabbed the Google bar and threw it down on the ground, causing all sorts of cartoon characters and internet memes to explode out of it.
Evan jumped back a step, smiling at the phenomenon. "Wow. That's pretty cool."
"And while I'm at it..." Jason jumped down, reached into the Google bar and pulled out a long twig. "Guess what time it is!"
"Jason, not that again-!"
Jason then started chasing Evan around and whacking him on the head with the stick. "OW! JASON! CUT IT OUT! OW!!"
