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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 7, 2016 20:45:49 GMT -5
"Oh, I'm in no hurry. Take as much time as you need to get the order done."
The water danced outside the sushi bar like some weird animal, attracting its fair share of onlookers.
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Sal had absorbed the wind spear.
Key word being wind.
TWOSH! TWOSH!! TWOSH!!! TWOSH!!!! TWOSSHHHHHH!!!!
SAL WOULD BE COMPLETELY TAKEN OFF GUARD AT BEING SUDDENLY PINNED TO THE WALL BY HIS CLOTHES BY FIVE VERY SOLID SPEARS.
A sixth was then pointed at his throat, Lobo grinning quite evilly at the trapped fire demon.
"Don't bother."
The remaining two twisters continued their chases of Peacock and Bonnie, weaving around obstacles as they pursued the crazy girls.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 8, 2016 18:23:10 GMT -5
Before Sal could focus on inhaling the remaining tornadoes, he was suddenly pinned to the wall by several magical spears. Nothing penetrating the skin, just the spears grabbing him by his uniform and pinning him fast. Another spear followed Lobo looking positively livid at his continued existence. "Don't even try what~?" He couldn't help but grin.
The angel suddenly stumbled as he felt two somethings land on his back-
Followed by Sal letting out a breath.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE FLAMES THAT FOLLOWED SINGED OFF HIS EYEBROWS. Followed quickly by the two tornadoes, following the two girls colliding and engulfing Lobo. There was more laughter as Bonnie and Peacock grabbed Sal and yanked him off the wall, ripping his clothes but freeing him none-the-less. "NICE TRY FEATHER HEAD~~!!!" Bonnie shouted as she dragged off Sal, Peacock right along with her.
They rushed out the room quickly, Sal shouting at his ruined uniform as it all but fell off him upon exit of the room.
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As the chaos continued upstairs, Peacock's cronies reappeared from the back room. "Wonder what the lil' boss is doin' up there anyway?" Andy mused as he held his hammer.
"I'm sure she's fine, let's just keep up the repair job. That's what she told us to do after all." Two Ton Tommy shrugged as he carried his fair share of pipes and even a jar full of nails.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 8, 2016 20:49:36 GMT -5
The angel took exactly two seconds to regenerate his eyebrows. He then took another two seconds to confirm that they were normal again.
BEFORE HE LET OUT A WARCRY AND RESUMED THE CHASE, A VIRTUAL ARMY OF WIND AND PHYSICAL SPEARS BEHIND HIM.
FIRING HAPHAZARDLY, TRYING TO SKEWER THE THREE TROUBLEMAKERS.
"DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 10, 2016 18:40:31 GMT -5
".... WELL SOMEONE HAS NO INDOOR VOICE." Andy muttered as he and Tommy went back to work.
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HOLY SHIT SPEARS EVERYWHERE
"WHOA~!!" Bonnie ducked another spear then immediately jumped another one. The now topless Sal was dragged along with this, his face one of exasperation. "SHIIIT!!"
"WILL YOU STOP CHASING US ALREADY!?!?!?" Sal yelled as he finally managed to get back to his feet and started running as well, swatting physical spears away with his claws. "You're just destroying the place even worse!!!! You keep this up and the building's gonna be rubble-!!!" He duckss another wind spear. "YIKE!!"
"I DON'T THINK HE CARES BOSS!!!!" Peacock shouted as she started tossing back George Bombs to slow Lobo down.
"Well then we're gonna have to beat him up then!! Come on!!!!" The three picked up the pace at Sal's insistence and turned a corner, retreating behind a door.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 10, 2016 18:57:50 GMT -5
The angel, for the most part, ran through the bombs, ignoring the big holes in his sides,
FWOOOOSH!!!!! There went a very solid spear RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR.
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There was the sound of polite knocking on the door.
BEFORE A MASSIVE CLAWED HAND TORE IT OFF THE HINGES AND TOSSED IT TO THE SIDE.
FWOOSHFWOOSHFWOOSHFWOOSHFWOOSHFWOOSHFWOOSHFWOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sal, Bonnie, and Peacock suddenly FOUND THEMSELVES FRAMED AND PINNED TO THE WALL BY AN ARRAY OF VERY SOLID-LOOKING SPEARS, THE WIND SPEARS POINTING AT THEM.
Lobo, grinning rather evilly as he returned his hand back to normal, looked rather menacing despite losing all but his pants and looking like a 13-year-old kid. Maybe it was due to the big holes leaking a mustard-like substance in his torso. Maybe it was the lighting. Maybe it was due to being pinned to the wall.
"Got any last words before you drop dead?"
The wind spears drew closer and closer...
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 10, 2016 19:07:00 GMT -5
Sal looked SO FUCKING DONE AT THIS POINT, eyes narrowed in an unamused fashion. Peacock was groaning loudly at the fact that her clothes had been caught as well. This was her favorite fucking dress. Bonnie meanwhile, appeared to not even be paying attention focusing on the floor. Sal just rolled his eyes. "Yes, aaaah, ooooh you're so scary mr. Psychopath, that's all fine and dandy... But aren't you tearing apart yer own damn place doing all that? At least we were cleaning the place up-" Crrrrrrrrrrrrr.....  ?? PIPES BURST FROM THE FLOOR.... BEFORE WATER BLASTED OUT OF IT LIKE A CANNON, prompting Lobo to dodge aside. "IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE-" BAM!!!!! THE WATER ROUNDED BACK AROUND IN WAYS WATER HAD NO EARTHLY BUSINESS DOING AND PINNED LOBO TO THE FLOOR. "Boom shackalackalackal booyah~!!" Bonnie shouted. "Hey Sal!!! Quick!!! While he's pinned!!!" The demon balled his hands into a fist and SLAMMED THE WALL HARD ENOUGH TO CRACK IT. ANOTHER SLAM LATER AND THE WALL BURST into splinters allowing Sal to get freed. "OKAY JACKASS!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!" He rushes up to punt Lobo out- ONLY FOR THE WATER TO BE REDIRECTED AT HIS FACE AND SMASHING HIM AGAINST THE WALL, CRACKING IT EVEN FURTHER... With some struggling Peacock managed to free herself. "What the heck- HEY BONNIE WHY'D YA GO AND DO THAT???"" ? B-BUT I DIDN'T." .... WHAT. |
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 10, 2016 21:07:54 GMT -5
SPLASH!!!
With that, the water reformed itself, three aquatic hands pinning Sal, Bonnie, and Peacock to the floor, and Lobo in what looked like a very cramped birdcage.
"I can't leave you alone for more than a minute, can I?" mused a female voice. "And you say I'm the destructive one."
"SIS I DEMAND THAT YOU RELEASE ME NOW!!!!!" That earned Lobo a plastic cup to the face.
"Not until you dry up. Uh, not that you can right now." Loba added, rolling her eyes as she walked past her fuming brother. She stopped in front of the troublemaking trio...
Before reaching into her shadow and pulling out a large styrofoam box.
"If you three want sushi and to talk with someone who isn't a total hardass, I'll release you."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 12, 2016 0:06:34 GMT -5
.................... Sal was unconscious, the only ones left to answer were Bonnie and Peacock.......
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The two smiled.
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A VERY IRRITABLE SAL was sitting at the table along with the dragon girl and the cyborg as Loba served them sushi. It was notable that Sal himself was quick to eat up a bit once he was given the box. Bonnie however smacked the fire demon back and managed to procure enough for herself and Peacock so all three of them could have equal portions. "I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHY WE'RE calling a truce."
"Hey~. Free food."
"Yeah! Nothing's better then free food!"
The three continued eating, with Loba watching carefully....
Well, at least they weren't attacking now.... And Peacock's Goonies were still going around fixing the place up.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 12, 2016 12:42:56 GMT -5
One could hear a gargling sound coming from the water birdcage. Obviously Lobo was struggling against it; and failing due to Loba suddenly deciding to place an aquatic hand over his mouth. "Stop that. Do you want to regenerate for the second time in an hour? Yeah, didn't think so."
As the female angel finished off her plate, she glanced at the three kids. "I apologize for how birdbrain reacted. But there had to have been a reason why he did that to begin with. Would you three care to explain exactly what happened?"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 12, 2016 15:06:23 GMT -5
Sal, Bonnie and Peacock looked between each other.... Sal shrugged somewhat and went back to eating. Seeing Sal entrusting her to talk for a second, Bonnie grinned at the invitation and chomped a bit of sushi before turning back to Loba. "Well... You guys were kinda DEAD. We thought the place would be up for grabs... It's not OUR faults that we didn't know you could... APPARENTLY REGENERATE EVEN FROM FATAL INJURIES." She chuckled somewhat as she took another bite of her sushi and swatted Sal's hand before he could take some of her food. Sal grumbled under his breath. "We were JUUUUUUST fixing the place up, you know, make it a little something our own since you were apparently gone... Then THAT GUY WALKED IN AND STARTED WRECKING THE PLACE, trying to kill us."
Peacock snorted, her metal chompers mincing her food. "Yeah, trip into the dumpster non-withstanding, you'd think he'd be grateful we were fixing the place up for him~. Sides, Sal wanted to use your blood to angel-proof the place, so us tossing you in the trash was actually the nicer way of getting rid of your bodies." She stuck out her tongue, hopefully making clear that the very NOTION grossed her out.
Sal meanwhile shrugged a bit, deciding to not even try to explain himself really. Why should he anyway? They THOUGHT the angels were Dead.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 12, 2016 15:16:20 GMT -5
Loba rolled her eyes. "If we were dead-dead, we'd be piles of ashes on the floor and a few feathers. Otherwise, well... You saw that we just came back. Death is rather cheap for us angels, see?"
Seeing how Sal was acting, the female angel reached back into her shadow and chucked a box at him. "They were having a sale today. Just don't eat the box in one... Okay I guess you can eat the box too..." She cleared her throats before returning. "Besides, our blood is about as effective as mustard when it comes to actual magic purposes. Angel blood doesn't have any special properties unless it comes from an alive and moving one."
"But I digress. I'll deal with bro later. What exactly were you three doing? Especially you, hothead." She pointed at Sal.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 12, 2016 16:00:06 GMT -5
Sal snorted at Loba and chomped down some food.... At the looks however, the fire demon let out a breath. "We're looking for our own place. Sort of a 'Devil's castle' kinda thing we can live in while we're on the Island... We really liked this place and wanted it-" "More like YOU wanted it." Bonnie said, rolling her eyes. "It's very clear that these guys aren't going to be dying anytime soon boss. Don't you think we should drop pretension about taking the place over and just ASKING THEM?" Sal grumbled loudly at the commentary, prompting Bonnie to roll her eyes. "Please forgive the carnivore there, he's a dickmule." Sal glared at Bonnie in contempt. "But he's also very much a dickmule DEMON PRINCE. So some ego is to be expected. He doesn't really get a lot of junk." "I DO TO SCALEHEAD!!!" The revealed prince yelled, his hair turning into flames from the outrage. "That would explain SO much~." Peacock chuckled as she continued eating. "WHO ASKED YOU? ?" With a laugh, Bonnie looked to Loba. "With that said, we would appreciate a place to stay somewhere. Everywhere else is a bit too expensive since we don't really carry any money." |
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 12, 2016 16:56:08 GMT -5
"A royal brat, eh? ... That explains a lot," Loba said, scoffing. "I'm surprised royalty doesn't carry good cash to afford better."
"But anyways, we do have an extra room that hopefully wasn't destroyed, though you'll all have to share it. Don't give me that look."
Loba stood up and placed her hands on the table. "By the way, you could have just asked. I don't think birdbrain would have minded if you had just done that."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 13, 2016 3:20:12 GMT -5
Sal grumbled under his breath and flapped the claws on his hand open and closed like a mouth, mocking Lobo. "Well it wasn't MY fault DEAR OLD DAD loves my older brother best......." The demon groaned. "I've had to fight tooth and nail just to keep a full belly." At the mention of a room, Sal puffed up and looked furious at the idea, both at sharing and at the proposal of niceties.
ONLY FOR BONNIE TO SPLASH HIM IN THE FACE WITH WATER. "Oopsie! My bad!" She then turned to Sal and looked him down, hiding her mouth from view as she whispered to Sal. "Do you REALLY think we can afford to be picky? A room to sleep in is better then sleeping in an alleyway. BESIDES. It's clear we need more manpower to survive on this island anyway. Let's just make the best of it.........."
Peacock chuckled at the two as she finished her food. "Well we really appreciate it! And to help cover the room, well Andy and Tommy over there are pretty good with their hands! They can help fix this place up!"
Andy, an anvil with humanoid arms and legs wearing a pair of boxing shorts and boxing gloves looked up upon being mentioned. "... WHAT? Oh come on, Peacock. You know we're better with fighting!"
"No excuses! This shall be our new home so we need to take care of it!"
".................." Tommy eventually shrugged. IT wasn't like he was smart enough to come up with a response anyway.
Sal looked positively red in the face as Bonnie finished chatting with him... BUUUT... "LOOK... WE WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU L-.......... L.... LET.... US.... S-STAY HERE." It looked like he had to almost vomit out that humility.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 13, 2016 12:14:10 GMT -5
"Was that so hard to say?" It was hard to tell if Loba was just saying that or mocking him. "Honestly, impoverished royalty or not, it feels like you're all too prideful to ask for help."
The female angel left the room for a few minutes, returning with a keychain. On it were a key, and a label reading GUEST ROOM.
"Freakshow here can cover her rent with the repairs. You two, however?" She motioned to Bonnie and Sal.
"I except you two to either get a job and pay your monthly rent, or find something productive to do in this bar and we'll just take the rent directly from your paycheques."
Loba pulled out a sheet of paper.
"If you agree to all that, all three of you need to sign here."
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