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Post by gantzgun74 on Jan 23, 2016 22:59:45 GMT -5
It wasn't even that long after Panty had left. Lobo and Loba were still rigour Mortis on the wet and electrified floor, stinking up the place with the fried chicken smell. Whether the punishment was deserved or not remained to be seen really, considering everything that had occurred before had been such a confusing mess. Well one at least had this much to think of. Panty was gone and it certainly looked like the two owners of the bar were dead, or appeared dead...
Which definitely caught the curiosity of the Club's three newest visitors... OR rather, it's three returning visitors.
"Are they dead?"
A familiar boot wearing foot drew closer and nudged Loba's prone body.... Upon gaining no response, Sal pulled back and looked at the two bodies. ".... Well, this is a little disappointing." .... He grins. "HEHEHAHAHAHAHA~!!! But hey! What do you expect~? When a demon prince is on the job, you can expect it to get done!"
Bonnie giggled at Sal's turn of ego. "Well, now we can safely say that no angel ever defeats his great highness, Lord Sal." The Water Dragon grabs Sal's hand and lifts it into the air. "WINNER BY A CLEAN KILL-OUT~!" Sal laughed some more and took a few bows.
Peacock laughed some more at this before taking in the two angels. Then she took in the club itself. "Hmmm... These two sure didn't leave much left to fight over did they? What a couplea maroons..."
The demon prince let out a groan. "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I noticed that... These morons CLEARLY don't know how to take care of this place... But hey~!" He grinned widely. "I LOVE fixer uppers like that! We can rebuild this place anyway we want! Like into a castle~!!"
"A castle? Where are we going to get the materials for that though your highness?"
"OKAY MAYBE NOT A CASTLE. But we're DEFINITELY going to be sprucing this place up LIKE YOU WON'T BELIEVE!" He looked to Peacock, whom was poking the two corpses. "What ARE you doing-??"
"No offense or anything boss... but shouldn't we get rid of the bodies before we make any plans like this?" Peacock's gloved hand reached up and pinched her nose. "These two are just gonna stink up the place." Sal figured she had a point as he took a moment to consider this. "I say we just toss em out-"
Sal looked just plain SHOCKED AT THIS. "WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING NO!! THERE'S SO MUCH YOU COULD DO WITH ANGEL CARCASSES! We could turn them into mounted heads on pikes! Decorate the place with their feathers-" Sal's design choices seemed to get more and more barbaric the more he went along. "We could even use their blood to-"
Quickly cutting in before he said something REALLY gross, Bonnie interrupted Sal's thoughtframe. "All good ideas of course your demonic highness~. But maybe we should consider the cleaner alternative."
"NO. I'LL PLAY ROSHAMBO AGAINST YOU FOR THE RIGHT."
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Whump! CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the end, the two angels were tossed into the dumpster out back, bodies still in one piece.
"WHY ARE WE DOING THIS. WE COULD'VE WRITTEN ANTI-ANGEL WARDS WITH THEIR BLOOD."
"Because that's gross dude. And because my Paper totally kicked your rock's ass."
"THAT'S COMPLETELY ASININE THOUGH!!! IT'S A FUCKIN' ROCK!!"
As the two continued bickering, Peacock called up her gang, the group of brutish cartoony creations all at the ready. "Okay boys, listen up! We've got us a new place to fix up and not enough time to do it in! So let's get to it and really make some improvements!" Andy and Tommy saluted while Avery grinned and saluted as well. With that said, the bunch retreated back into the club to start fixing stuff up.
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An hour or so passed, and the building was already fixed back up into a slightly better shape, then it was when the demons had found it.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jan 24, 2016 12:42:54 GMT -5
There were two flashes of light from within the dumpster...
Two doll-like figures floated inside, growing features and finally, wings...
Lobo and Loba climbed out of the dumpster once their forms had fully regenerated...
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!
The dumpster in question was blown away by a gust of wind, flying into the distance, far beyond the horizon.
"You know you're gonna have to pay for another one right? Dumpsters don't grow on trees y'know," Loba said, looking unamused at her brother's outburst.
"I DON'T CARE!!! NOBODY DOES THAT TO A REGENERATING ANGEL!!!!"
Bye-bye lesser trashbins. Loba sweatdropped at that. "You done yet? Do I need to call the handyman since you're too busy having a tantrum to do it yourself?"
"Go ahead! Meanwhile, I'm gonna fix this place up MYSELF!!!!!"
"You're not overreacting at all are you bro?"
"I'M NOT OVERREACTING!!!!!"
"Okay, you're acting childish," the female twin said, adjusting her skirt. "I'm going to get some sushi and wait until you calm the hell down. You want anything?"
"... If they still have that California roll special please get me that." It appeared that was enough to calm Lobo down, if only for a moment.
"Kay. You have fun with... whatever you're doing." With that, Loba extended her wings and took off.
"Time for a little payback!!!"
The three children would soon be aware of the sound of a broken window, and something heavy (or at least someone in heavy armour) trudging around the bar.
And a few wind spears getting a little too close for comfort.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 1, 2016 1:48:32 GMT -5
The children had managed a number of repairs up until the moment they heard someone busting in through the window. Peacock had her goon squad going about fixing up whatever they felt needed fixing up while she, Bonnie and Sal continued some needed repairs on the ground level. When the window broke however that's when they knew something was u-
"OH COME FUCKING ON!!!! WE'RE STILL FIXING UP THE PLACE-!!!!!" Sal bitched and moaned as he finished up with the table, welding it back into place- RIGHT UP UNTIL A WIND SPEAR SLASHED THROUGH THE TABLE AND NEARLY SKEWERED HIM. "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! LEAVE US A-" He then saw what was attacking them. "WH-WHAT-.?? YOU AGAIN!?!?!?! WE JUST TOSSED YOU INTO THE TRASH-!!!!" He got up and started rolling up his non-existant sleeves for another fight. "I OUGHTA PUT YA BACK IN THE GARBAGE WHERE WE LEFT YA-"
Sal was quickly grabbed up by Bonnie and saved from being skewered by another wind spear. "LEMME GO BONNIE!!!! HE DON'T WANNA STAY DEAD??? FINE!! I'LL KILL IM OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL HE GETS THE FUCKIN' PICTURE!!!"
"That's a great idea sir. But here's a counterargument."
"And that would be-?"
"RUN!!!!!!!!!!"
She summoned a massive wave of water to wipe out Lobo as the three children took off running.
"Two chases all in one day~!!! This is really getting to be a lot of fun~!!"
"PLEASE SHUT UP!!!"
"OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 2, 2016 21:39:54 GMT -5
SPLASH!!!
FWOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!
A swirl of wind repelled the wave of water away from a figure in heavy black and green armour. A pair of dark yellow wings sprouted from its back.
Lobo summoned a virtual swarm of wind spears as he ran after the three brats. NOBODY STEALS MY PLACE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
CLANG CLANG CLANG
FWOOOOOOOSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
"You three kids! GET OUTTA MY BAR!!!! AND MY ROOM!!!!!!!"
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 5, 2016 0:58:37 GMT -5
The troublesome trio had managed to get to the top of the stairs just as Lobo fired off his homing barrage. When he started chasing them though, he was surprised to find a bunch of George Bombs tumbling down the stairs at him, all of them dropped by Peacock.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GODDAMMIT THEY JUST PUT IN THOSE FUCKING WINDOWS.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 5, 2016 1:05:44 GMT -5
"OH COME ON!!! THIS IS MALARMOUR!!! IT DOESN'T GROW ON TREES!!!!!"
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There goes a good chunk of the floor.
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Meanwhile, a safe distance from the chaos currently happening at the club, Loba exited Dreams to Dust.
"Okay, got a few hours to kill, might as well make the best use of it."
The female twin proceeded on her way, only to see...
"Oh. It's the tart."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 5, 2016 3:00:16 GMT -5
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE WOULD YOU STOP BLASTING HOLES IN THE FLOOR??!?!?!? WE JUST FIXED THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sal was getting more and more indignant as he, Bonnie and Peacock quickly ducked behind another door.
Bonnie closed the door behind them and quickly barricaded it. "THIS ANGEL JERK IS GONNA DEMOLISH THE PLACE!!!" She turned to Sal growling as she tilted her head to dodge another wind spear. "What the hell do we do??!?!? IF this keeps up NOBODY is gonna be legal tender!! No-one's gonna want to own a pile of rubble-!!!!"
"Well I sure as hell ain't givin the place up!!! Those jerks were the ones that died here and just CAME BACK SOMEHOW. We took over fair and square!!!" He cracks his knuckles. "I SAY WE JUST CRACK THAT TIN-CAN OPEN AND LAY A BEATIN' ON HIM."
"You remember what happened the last time you tried that?" ............ OH YEAH... That armor somehow took his super strength punch like it was nothing. "If we wanna beat this guy, we gotta fight SMARTER, not HARDER."
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Panty had been on her way to take in the new clothing store when she came across.... That lying bitch...
The day had been progressing very well over the last few hours. She had gotten breakfast, had went by a laundromat to clean off her dress and her panties (And had gotten LOADS of dirty looks in the building by the soccermoms that had MUCH to say about Panties own naked state). Then as things started calming down, she heard word about a clothing store that specialized in armor like coverings. Some of it of great quality, some of it with special quality like magic apparently. It was worth looking into in any cases.
THEN SHE ENCOUNTERED THIS BITCH.........
"Oh look the bitchass bird fucker."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 5, 2016 15:28:42 GMT -5
Okay, now they're in my room.
Click. Aaaaaaaaaaand they've locked my door. And green diamond doors don't grow on trees.
TWACK TWACK TWACK
And nothing happened.
"OPEN THE DOOR!!!!"
Still nothing happened.
"I SAID OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!"
Predictably, absolutely nothing happened.
"Okay, time for plan B."
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Fwooooooooooosh.
Something drifted through the vents.
Fwooooooooooooooooooooosssssssshhhhhh!!!!!
A particularly cold blast of air entered the room the trio were in.
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And to the COMPLETE SURPRISE of the trio in question, Lobo stood in the same room as them, clad in full armour, spear pointed directly at them.
"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HIDE BETTER THAN THAT!!"
More wind spears were conjured, ready to strike at the command of the armour-clad angel.
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Meanwhile, running roughly with the present...
"I'm just as surprised to see you here as well, love," Loba said without a care in the world. "Still sour? Well you need to get over it sweetie."
The dark-winged angel began to turn to leave. Hopefully the sushi bar wasn't too crowded.
"I wonder if they still have the house special."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 6, 2016 19:21:09 GMT -5
Sal was the one that responded first, with Bonnie shielding herself and Peacock with water. "WOULD YOU STOP BLOWING UP OUR NEW FUCKING DIGS?  ?" His fist became pure fire, suddenly taking on a larger size before he launched it out, the flames taking big gulps of air from the wind spears- ------------ ANOTHER EXPLOSION RIPPED INTO THE INSIDE OF THE CLUB, blasting out the windows of Lobo's room. Explosions continued on as Sal continued screaming and cussing, along with very loud thudding sounds as he attempted to beat the shit out of Lobo in spite of his unnaturally powerful armor. ------------ Elsewhere. "I wouldn't be so sour if you hadn't fucked with me about who you were." Panty's sour expression only worsened. "Those rapist moves piss me off, not GET me off." |
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 6, 2016 20:06:16 GMT -5
"You can stop trying to break my armour."
FWOOOSH!!!!!
FWOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!
And now the bar was on fire. Perfect.
"This is Malarmour! It's made from premium Invadia-class hide! Translation!"
A SPEAR JUST ABOUT MISSED SAL'S HEAD. GRAZING THE SIDE.
"NOTHING ORDINARY WORKS ON IT!!!!!"
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Meanwhile in a more peaceful area.
"Well, maybe you need to get your eyes checked," Loba said. The water in the fountain started to rise up a bit...
"Honestly, anybody could have told. Now bye. Don't-"
There was the sound of a distant explosion. Loba blinked once, the water suddenly falling back into the fountain.
"The hell was that? Oh well, can't be anything importany. Anyways. Don't bother me, banana bangs."
The dark-winged angel tried to continue her walking away...
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 6, 2016 22:46:03 GMT -5
That didn't seem to be stopping Sal whom was now gnawing on the armor vindictively so thoroughly frustrated all the while. "GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS EAIN'!!!!!!" He shouted with his mouth full of celestial metal armor. He felt his teeth buckle under the strain but to hell if he was going to give up against such a cheap bastard so easily-
"Hey!! Boss!!!" Sal looked to find Bonnie firing off a water shot. "STEAM HIM!!!"
Wait steam-??
Sal jumped off of the leg and fired a fire shot at the water, quickly turning it into sizzling hot steam which started cooking the armor. "IS THAT THE BEST YOU-" Lobo had been about to boast before he realized Peacock was missing.
"Yoink~!"
Wait, where did his helmet g-AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! STEAM IN THE EYES STEAM ON THE FACE HOLY SHIT STEAM COOKING HIS SKIN.
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"Oh yeah, sure. That's how it always fuckin IS ain't it."
Loba was about to keep walking. Panty's arms were crossed and she looked VERY unhappy.
"You LIE TO SOMEONE, you use that someone then you dump em. You angels are all alike."
AND SHE STOPPED.
"Yeah. I still remember how it was for me. Sure I liked sleeping around, but I still technically followed all of the fucking rules, me and my sister both... Then one day, we were literally tossed out of heaven and into Earth itself, just because we dared to think differently from all of the other bitch ass feather fucks up in the clouds. AT THE VERY LEAST I'M UPFRONT WITH MY WANTS AND NEEDS. I DON'T SNEAK BEHIND OTHER PEOPLE'S BACKS LIKE THE REST OF YOU DO."
"SO EXCUSE THE FLYING FUCK OUT OF ME, FOR THE FACT THAT YOU FELT LIKE YOU HAD TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 6, 2016 23:13:38 GMT -5
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
OH COME ON I JUST REGENERATED TOO!!!!!
Malarmour might have offered protection against all normal attacks, but the ventilation process was... lacking to say the least.
In fact it actually sucked in that regard, which is why Lobo IMMEDIATELY began stripping the armour off posthaste.
THUD THUD BANG CLANG
Fwoomp. Fwoompfwoomp. Clangclangclangclangclang.
"I'M NOT DONE YET!!!!!!"
And thus the kids now found themselves being pursued by a half-naked Lobo, wearing just his pants and sash.
CUE THE SPEAR VOLLEY.
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"Know what? I don't give a fuck."
Loba paused mid-walk, not bothering to look back.
"I doubt you ever kept in touch with anyone either."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 6, 2016 23:30:00 GMT -5
The bar was full of the demonic trio laughing up a storm as they ran, the wind spears only intensifying as time went on.
"JACKASS~!!!"
"Bitchass~!!!"
"Hey blind pew~!!! How many fingers am I holding up~??" Peacock was holding up both her middle fingers as they continued running down the hall, easily jumping around and dodging various wind spears. Sal meanwhile caught one, ATE THE AIR and sent some of his intensified flames in Lobo's direction.
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Panty's teeth gritted. "I don't. You jackasses never give me any reason to...... And something tells me if I even gave the slightest fuck to try, you wouldn't even care."
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".... Still.... When I saw you and your brother, I almost hoped you'd be better then that. I guess that serves me fucking right for thinking that way huh? ...... Bitch."
......... Panty left with that said, fuming. She could have ended this in any number of ways, many of them violent.... But what purpose would that serve other then to get her into even more trouble with heaven then she already was? Sure she didn't like Heaven. Maybe she had no aspirations of going back...
But her sister did. And for however much they argued, bitched and antagonized each other, they still supported each other to some degree.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 6, 2016 23:46:51 GMT -5
"Pah. It's not every day I meet an angel that's just as..." Loba paused, thinking of the right word. "Depraved as I am. Maybe..."
She waved her hand.
The water in the fountain rose up and followed Loba like some kind of misshapen, giant dog.
The fountain was left bone-dry.
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"I DON'T WANT TO EVEN THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU'RE GETTING CHARGED FOR THIS LATER!!!!!!!!"
Lobo flew over the fire, sending more and more wind spears towards the demonic trio. "EAT THIS AND DIE ALREADY!!!!!"
FWOOOOOOOSH!!! Goodbye wallpaper.
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Goodbye what remained of the tables.
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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"Aw, fuck."
Goodbye support beam number one.
The wind spears suddenly stopped, to be replaced by the green person-seeking twisters, only this time there were three.
"Get them.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 7, 2016 20:10:42 GMT -5
..... Panty looked back and found that Loba had continued on....
...........
Yes....
It wasn't every day that one found an angel that depraved.... For all of the bitchiness, Loba had been an... Interesting partner... Something fairly unlike anything Panty had experienced prior to that time...
.... NO NO. Don't think about it.
Just....
Walk away.
Forget about it.
Don't give that bitch the satisfaction of knowing she got to you.
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Huffing, Panty continued on her way, nose in the air, and expression ESPECIALLY sour.
.... Still..............
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With the troublesome trio, the three had managed to shake Lobo due to the stopped chase and quickly take cover in another room. "Well, that's one problem solved...." Bonnie grinned eagerly, looking like she was just having a blast. "With that armor thoroughly steamed, He's not gonna be in a hurry ta put it back on~." She pumps a fist into the air. "ADVANTAGE; US~."
"Oh yeah~! Did you see us in there?? We were awesome!!"
"I'll say we were!! We didn't break that fucking thing but we sure dealt with it~! YEAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah................."
Sal's happy expression and cheering was cut off by Bonnie and Peacock giving him this starry eyed expression.
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".... I MEAN... YEAH SURE, that was... Okay... You handled yourself pretty well out there newbie." Peacock and Bonnie pulled the fire demon into a hug, grinning widely. "H-HEY!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!"
"Awwww we love you too boss~~!"
"Awwww we love you too boss~~!"
"PUT ME DOWN!!! STOP BEIN' SO TOUCHY FEELY IT'S NOT PROFESSIONAL!!!!" He finally swatted away their hands and landed back on his feet, dusting himself off.... What was notable however was that even a demon of fire was turning slightly red at the affection. "Honestly, you two dumb girls, we should be keeping an eye open for-"
THE GREEN TORNADO THINGS APPEAR OUT OF THE VENTS.
"THOSE DAMNED THINGS!!!!!" Oh yes, Sal definitely remembered those. Those had been the things that ejected them from the bar previously.
"Hey Sally! How should we do this~?? Can you eat em??"
"I can eat em one at a time, but not all at once!!! I'm not that desperate for air!!!"
"How are we even supposed ta FIGHT wind?? There's nothin' to punch!!!"
Sal had to take a moment to think about this... Those things couldn't capture more then one target each... So maybe..... !!!! "Okay, here's an idea! Spread out!! Make those things target each of ya! I'll deal with mine, then Bonnie's then Robo-bitch! Do this one at a time! Go!" Peacock and Bonnie took Sal's advice and spread out, leading one green tornado to chase each of them. Sal meanwhile, stomped his foot, letting out a massive breath and seemingly flattening and deflating his body... Like he was preparing for a bit inhale....
Grinning, Sal's inhale began, sucking the tornado down his gullet rather then allowing it to capture him. Gulping it down.... BOOOM!!!!! His flames once more intensified, once more reinflating his body and dazing him. "HOOOOOLY FUCK THAT WAS INTENSE...."
Well that was one down....
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