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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 29, 2016 17:28:24 GMT -5
"Cook faster! Do you think they want to eat that crap cold?!"
"Master Lobo, we are cooking as fast as we can."
"... SO COOK FASTER!!!!"
Lobo, as per usual, was uptight and demanding towards the food staff. Nothing they're not used to.
"Okay, Sal, move the speakers a little more to the left... other left... no, that's too left... STOP. That's perfect!"
Meanwhile, Loba remained calm, even as she directed the new bouncers... well okay they were her makeshift crew now. She reached into her shadow and pulled out a wad of cash.
"Consider it a bonus. Just remember, you get hungry, we take it out of your paycheque."
The clock struck seven. In a few hours, the bar would make its second re-opening.
"Alright! Positions everyone! Let's get it on!!"
"Bro, you DO realize it's not even nine, right?"
"So? Tell this chick that."
"You talk to her."
Before Lobo could continue the argument, Loba took flight and perched on top of the head speaker.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 29, 2016 18:41:40 GMT -5
The past few days of repair had been rather aggravating in a number of ways for the demon prince, as he grumbled his way through some of the chores, while stumbling through others, making plain a lack of experience in numerous areas. It became plain pretty quickly that Sal's most dependable trait really was his strength. He had no talent in organization or cooking the poor sap.
For Bonnie, it was easier. She could easily ferry around drinks at faster speeds then normal servers thanks to her hydrokinesis, letting her rush through simulated crowds without spilling a drop. It also helped that she rather enjoyed the uniform befitting a waiter as well. "Whoooosh~! Take a look at me Sal~! Don't I look neat and clean? Like a proper lady!"
"YIPPEE FOR YOU................" WOW, THAT SARCASM WAS SO BITING BONNIE WAS ALMOST SURE A CHUNK OF HER UNIFORM WAS NOW GONE... Oh wait, she'd been chewing on the neckerchief.
As for Peacock, the mob mafia girl was going over the last little bits of repairs with Andy and Tommy, the two of them finishing up the hammering on the far off wall. Peacock herself was now wearing a white version of her outfit with a black collar and red ribbon, sitting on the bar and smoking a cigar inbetween her new yellow golden teeth. "And that looks like that about covers it~! All the damage has finally been repaired big bossy feather head." She grins and winks to Lobo. "Though I do feel like repeating that THAT hole had been more YOUR fault then ours~?" Lobo only groaned her off, earning a chuckle.
..... The three demons were completely ignoring the new arrival at the front door. Wearing a new red dress since her old one had been somewhat ruined by all the sticks and residue. The familiar yellow banana bangs had definitely caught some amount of attention...
There, standing at the front door, was none other then Panty Anarchy.
".......... Hired on new help.... Place has really come back together since I last saw it..."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 29, 2016 20:22:12 GMT -5
"Well, nobody really wants to work here for some re- EAT THAT, AND YOU'LL PAY MORE THAN CASH, PUNK!!" Lobo said, turning to face a cook that had apparently been trying to lick a spoon.
"Master Lobo, you really aren't helping your case."
"Whatever," The male angel continued, turning to face the new arrival. "Yes, we are hiring. Are you here for that? If not-" Lobo conjured his spear and pointed towards the exit. "Door's right there."
Loba continued to watch from her perch, though one could see an electronic tablet in her hands.
"Hey, Bonnie, LMAFO or Blood on the Dance Floor mix tonight?"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 29, 2016 21:57:46 GMT -5
"I like the sound of the first one~!" Bonnie shouted back, going back to walking about and looking for something to do. Sal meanwhile just rolled his eyes at the ridiculous sounding names before turning to face the blonde haired angel looking Lobo over, expression similar to one sucking on a lemon, sticking out her tongue.
"YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.... IT'S A REAL FUCKIN' MYSTERY." She responded to Lobo. It looked like she was already regretting coming back to this damned place... When she looked up to see Loba, her eyes trailed back down to Lobo as he extended the spear to point at the door... Rather then be intimidated by it however, she pushed the edge down so she could casually lean on it. "Look, big boy, this doesn't really have much to do with anything.... LONG TERM." She said, deliberately, vindictively...... "The fact of the matter is, ghosts, powerful monsters that were put through hell knows what kinda bullshit, are naturally attracted to areas where Angels live. Like back home."
Her sneer was present. "I need a steady income so I can keep living around. Keep my eyes open for these bastards, earn some Heaven coins.... that sorta bullshit~."
Before Lobo could respond to the pragmatic and almost practical request, Panty handed over a piece of paper. "I've had TONS of jobs back home to help me get by. So I think you hiring me on would be really fuckin' smart~."
......
THIS RESUME HAD 30 JOBS, MAYBE 40. AND YET NONE OF THESE NUMBERS LOOKED FAKE.
DID SHE REALLY HAVE THAT MANY JOBS?
On her end, Panty was cleverly holding back that she AND HER SISTER actually got all of those jobs and lost them within the span of a day.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 2, 2016 14:21:08 GMT -5
"Hmm... very experienced, aren't we, Miss... Anarchy, is it? What a strange name..."
When Lobo looked up from reading the resume, he was giving her a curious expression. And for some reason, the dark-winged angel was wearing a pair of what appeared to be reading glasses. "40 jobs at your age? Impressive. But beg pardon," he added, "If I were to call any of these numbers, they would say you were an asset and a good employee, right?"
The look he gave Panty was a very smug smirk.
"LMFAO it is then!" Loba chirped, descending down to check something on the turntables.
The crane-winged angel seemed a little TOO interested in them all of a sudden.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 2, 2016 14:57:37 GMT -5
Keeping that smirk up in the possibility of being caught in her lie, Panty just crossed her arms. "Abso-fuckin'-lutely~." The grin on her face remained as she started scanning around at the workers. Briefly she caught eye contact with the wild-orange haired boy leaning against the wall, causing them to exchange snorts. She supposed if these angels wanted to trust demons then what the fuck ever.... The Dragon girl was a bit of an oddity. Panty had almost been expecting that if she ever saw a real dragon, it would've been humongous and proud, not tiny and mischievous...
Then there was the robot-limbed girl...
WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WAS.
"I even have experience as a waitress if that's what ya need~." Indeed she did, she worked at a number of restaurants, a few clubs...
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 2, 2016 15:41:22 GMT -5
"Well, waitresses are nice, but we have no need for any at the m-"
It was at that minute that one of the waitresses tripped and fell, spilling all of the tray over Lobo.
...
Lobo morphed his upper body into a giant, crocodile-like mouth and proceeded to absorb and swallow all the food that had fallen, before reverting back to his regular form as if nothing had happened and he had not just transformed. His face just read pissed off.
"You're fired. You have exactly a minute to get your stuff and leave- oh, and don't bother taking the uniform home," he said in a rather cold yet annoyed voice. There was the sound of the waitress in question running off...
"Actually," Lobo continued talking to Panty as if none of that had just happened, "As it turns out, we DO have vacancy!"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 2, 2016 16:38:44 GMT -5
Grin and bear it, grin and bear it.
"Good to hear~. So when do I start~?" Panty was ALREADY looking forward to this, her eyes briefly going to Loba over at the turn-tables, seeming to be doing EVERYTHING in her power to ignore the scene continuing on. Maybe she was doing this just to get better settled in on the island. Maybe she couldn't get back home for the time being... She learned that much on her own... But that didn't mean she couldn't have fun getting on Loba's nerves while she worked towards it.
That seemed to catch Peacock's attention, prompting the top-hat wearing robo-child to turn to the hiring in question. "You any good with a hammer?" Panty turned to give the girl an odd look. "You're likely going to need that skill more then once around here~. Some people just like wrecking the place."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 2, 2016 17:00:35 GMT -5
"As a matter of fact, you can start..." He grabbed the waitress's uniform, and then morphed his arm into a large blow dryer, blasting it with hot air, before handing it to Panty. "Right now. Don't worry, this is special fabric from Dis, it automatically moulds to your form. And I just gave it a quick dry clean, so you should be good to go..."
He then noted the look. "Oh, come on, I've done this a million times, you'll be fine, not like I just turned into the giant mouth and gave it a wet clean."
Meanwhile, Loba frowned, morphing her fingers into longer, thinner shapes, trying to get at a wire. "C'mon, damn thing, I don't need you blowing out..."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 2, 2016 18:10:57 GMT -5
........ Panty just shrugged at the shapeshifting and took the uniform. "I'll.... Go get changed then." She shrugs a bit and walks off to the bathroom. The place of course she remembered from her last trip here. She had to pass by Peacock as she went, and the angel had to stop a second to look at her. ".... Okay, I give up." Peacock turned to her. "What exactly ARE you?"
....... Peacock just shrugged and continued smoking her cigar. "Eh. AH'M A FREAAAAK~." ....
Fair enough.
Panty shrugged back and walked into the bathroom.
Bonnie meanwhile stopped at the boom box and took in Loba as she worked. "Hey uh.... Techie. I recognized that girl. Wasn't she the one you danced with? Yeah, it's kinda hard to forget banana bangs like that."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 2, 2016 18:35:10 GMT -5
"Well, tell miss banana bangs," Loba said as she transformed two of the enlongated fingers into something resembling wire cutters, "That I'm not in the mood for small talk. Or small boobs, for that matter." She said this in a slightly tense voice, not bothering to look up.
... Loba shut her eyes. "I should've used the wire cutters for this. Bonnie, can you fetch me the toolkit?"
"After you get changed," Lobo said, not really noticing his sister, "I have the list of rules and regulations, and they demand some paperwork!!"
As if on cue, he dug some forms out of his shadow.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 2, 2016 19:36:33 GMT -5
...... "Ooookay, but I didn't..." .... You know what? No. Bonnie stuck out her forked tongue and just went to grab the tool kit. Sure Panty glanced over, but she didn't really say anything did she? Well whatever. Angels could just go and be confusing all they wanted. No scales off her snout. "Pfft." Seriously, what was up with angels and being so complicated?
With Sal, the demon turned to Lobo giving him a look. "You realize lil' miss thing there is likely lying through her teeth right?"
"Meh, who cares~. She's the one that blasted a few of those holes in the wall right~? I think having her around could make things even more fun!" Peacock noted the look as she relit the cigar a bit. "Oh don't you give us that stink-eye feather duster~. We want to be here, ta help out, work, fix the place up. All that bullcrap~. Forgive us if we have differing definitions for the word 'Fun'."
"Whooot~! RepreSENT~!" Bonnie whooped as she walked back by, carrying the toolkit.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 2, 2016 19:43:49 GMT -5
"Thanks for that," Loba said as she dug through it, digging out a pair of wire cutters. She cut the troubling wire, before taking out a replacement.
"Did you just hire-" Loba said, now finally taking notice of Panty.
"Yes, we did. We just got vacancy after firing Miss Fee."
"Do you HAVE to fire people for such petty things?
"Yes!"
"You're not helping your case there bro," Loba said with a sweatdrop, looking unamused with that. "Dad always said you had a tree trunk up your egg hatch."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 5, 2016 14:57:04 GMT -5
"A tree-trunk up his what what-?"
"A stick up his ass. And a PRETTY MASSIVE ONE TOO~... IT FITS~." Having got her answer, Bonnie was laughing helplessly along with Peacock. Sal meanwhile SNORTED and nearly broke out laughing himself. NO NO, MUST KEEP ANNOYED FACE MUST KEEP ANNOYED FACE DO NOT LAUGH DO NOT LAUGH-
When he heard footsteps again, he looked to find Panty walking back out of the bathroom, now clad in the work uniform. "Hmmm..." Panty looked over her clothing as it hugged her body comfortably. "Hmmm, one size fits all..." .... She pinched the edge of the uniform's top and gave it a quick supported pull, giving the fairly professional looking uniform an unprofessional flair by means of a few stretched wrinkles. With that done, she walked up to Lobo, looking between him and Loba. "So~! I'm all changed into my Uniform~! What next big boss?"
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 5, 2016 15:33:21 GMT -5
Lobo just made a quick glare at the wrinkles. "You DO know that'll go back to perfectly smooth soon, right? Dis fabrics are semi-alive after all..."
The male angel gave a small chuckle at Panty's expression. "Well, I'm going to have to have you run a few tests loads. If even a drop spills there will be hell to pay."
Meanwhile, Loba resumed her work on the wire. For such a petty task, she seemed so focused on it...
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