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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 5, 2016 17:43:52 GMT -5
Panty noted Loba turning her attention back to the speaker system and doing her damnedest not to look in her general direction. The girl couldn't help but grin at this before turning back to Lobo, putting up her best 'customer Service smile'. "Yes sir~! Right away!" She proceeded to walk to the kitchen.....
A second later however she leans in behind him and says this out loud. "But hey uh, just one little thing off the record and while I'm still off the clock? You really need to learn to chill out. Tightwads go impotent sooner, I hear~." She didn't even wait for a response and continued walking to the kitchen.
..... Bonnie and Peacock both snort and break down laughing at this, Sal meanwhile snickers. "I like that bitch already~." The Ifrit couldn't help but snort out between breaths.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 5, 2016 18:17:27 GMT -5
This earned a short, quite derisive laugh from Lobo. "Joke's on you," he said as he piled a number of plates onto a serving tray. At her somewhat confused look, he added-
"I'm already impotent to begin with. Genetic fuckup, see?"
He gave an equally short and derisive laugh before motioning to a series of trays, each stacked higher than the next. "It's simple, really. All you have to do is carry these to the furthest table and back one by one. By the way, if you drop even one dish, you're done. But with how, ah, experienced-" Lobo gave Panty a look that suggested that he wasn't really buying that she had all those jobs for long- "You are, this should be a piece of cantaloupe."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 5, 2016 18:30:45 GMT -5
.................
Panty raised an eyebrow at Lobo, looking slightly exasperated. "You're not being serious." ................. His expression didn't change. ".... And you're being serious." The angel rubbed her temples and looked to Lobo with that obvious expression of trepidation and disbelief. "You do realize asking someone to move around 'leaning towers' of plates is a GREAT way to ensure something gets FUCKIN SHATTERED RIGHT? How do you even expect someone to lift those up WITHOUT the plates falling over and breakin before they can even get a single shitty step in edgewise?"
She walks over and looks over the trays, CAREFULLY PICKING UP the first one. However she then pointed down the others which just stacked higher and higher "And hey, here's a GREAT question. Can you even do any of those?" Lobo opened his mouth. "WITHOUT using those cheapass wind powers."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 5, 2016 18:47:57 GMT -5
"Well, duh," Lobo said, walking over to the tallest stack. "It's not that hard. Like, at all."
HE THEN PROCEEDED TO LIFT IT UP LIKE IT WEIGHED NOTHING AT ALL. WITH ONE HAND EVEN.
"Like I said. Nothing at all. Quit giving me that look, you're an angel too, super strength is just one of the benefits of being one."
Taking in Panty's bewildered face, he left the room...
And returned about a minute later with a fully intact tray.
"Now you do it."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 5, 2016 19:03:28 GMT -5
........... "........." OKAY SHE WAS THIS CLOSE TO CALLING BULLSHIT-
"pssst!" came the tiniest hiss Panty possibly heard. The only reason she heard it was likely because she was so close to the source...
Panty turned to her tray.... Then let out a breath. "Alright fine~. You want me to pull this shit off? Then sure." She refocused on the tray she had picked up, then walked it over to the furthest table... Okay but that one was easy...
The second one followed, Panty's own strength starting to show as she easily held the tray with one hand in spite of the pile. The plates also remained level as she carried them over. Okay, perhaps he should've seen that coming... But the third one was definitely pushing it as far as balance went-
SHE PROCEEDED TO STRUT THAT THIRD PILE OVER TO THE TABLE WITH NO ISSUES.
..... OKAY BUT THE FOURTH ONE WAS-
HANDLED JUST AS EASILY.
..... ?!?!?
After a couple more trips, Panty reached the last tray. "Okay, last one." She cracked her knuckles...
Bonnie, Peacock, AND HELL, EVEN SAL WAS LEANING IN AS SHE CAREFULLY PICKED UP THE TRAY.
"YEAH YEAH~!!"
"YOU GOT IT~!!!"
Sal just grinned widely, pumping his fists up and down near his body.
With Panty, she carried the tray with one hand, but kept the plates low to keep them from bumping into cieling fixtures... Something that would've caught Lobo's attention if he saw it was, for the final load, it looked like the Plates had a VERY strong base of balance.
Almost as if something was holding the plates in place while Panty carried it over to the table...
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 6, 2016 16:37:45 GMT -5
...
WHAT. THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO FAIL.
As Lobo took a few steps back to clutch onto a counter for support, his fingers just about slightly dug into the countertop a bit. Clearly SOMEONE WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.
After taking a second to regain his composure and dignity, Lobo inhaled, and in a rather strained voice said,
"Congrats you're hired! Starting pay is 10/hour and while you don't get tips I actually pay you a solid living wage! The only reason I hired you was for the sheer brass balls there."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 6, 2016 18:21:36 GMT -5
"Hmmm~. That is nice." Panty couldn't help but laugh as she put down the tray, the plates swaying VERY slightly, but steadying once more. "I look forward to working with you~." She swishes her hand over and shakes Lobo's while he was still recovering. With that done, she stretched, looking content with herself and walks to the kitchen with almost a kind of strut. The troublesome trio meanwhile all shared a high-five. "That was AMAZING~!" Sal said with the giddiest expression on his face. "Did you see the LOOK on Lobo's face~  Priceless!" Peacock and Bonnie were equally giddy. "I KNOOOOOW~." Bonnie couldn't help but wiggle in excitement. "And now she gets to work here with us~! I can't wait to ask her how she did that!" "I guess we'll never know~." The three seperated when Lobo gave them nasty looks.... ..... When Peacock was sure no-one was looking however... "Good work, Avery~."Peacock's hat tilted up EVER SO SLIGHTLY and the tiny bird robot Avery gave her a thumbs up. "Not a problem Peacock~. Just let me know if that jerk ever tries that again~.""You got it~." |
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 6, 2016 18:58:58 GMT -5
Okay, that wasn't supposed to succeed. In fact, it was supposed to do the exact opposite of succeed.
Bringing a fist to his heart, Lobo leaned back a bit more on the counter before pulling out what appeared to be an antique cellphone...
CAWCAW!
Loba looked up from her task to pull out a modern-looking cellphone. She knew that tone, but why didn't he just come talk to her?
SIS I FUCKED UP SHES IN
The female angel blinked. Oh...
okay
bummer
even with the leaning tower of plates
YES EVEN WITH THE LEANING TOWER OF PLATES
okay then
YOU SEEM AWFULLY CHILL WITH THIS
i doubt small tits will last very long
I DOUBT IT
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 6, 2016 20:46:10 GMT -5
...................
A few hours later, people were once more gathered at the club and music played. Leaning up against the wall and watching all of the club goers dancing, eating, drinking or anything else inbetween, Sal kept his eyes open for any sort of trouble being caused. However, amidst the freakshows, the overly muscular fish women going about lifting up a whole table much to the embarrassment of the skeleton sitting there. Another smaller skeleton seemed to ignore the ruckus and went on with drinking ketchup.... SERIOUSLY, KETCHUP. During which, Bonnie moved between the tables easily dodging dancers and the like and serving drinks with relative ease. Panty was right along with her. Though perhaps to just to show off more, she was on roller skates, showing near hilarious levels of control as she continued serving food, stopping with the skates and never once spilling either a drop of a drink or a crumb of food. Peacock meanwhile was on the other side of the bar, her and her cronies keeping an eye out for any trouble while Peacock smoked her Cigar casually.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 6, 2016 22:08:12 GMT -5
Loba had a detached, almost totally bored expression on her face as she watched the dance floor. Shame I can't do any water balls anymore, she thought. She brought out her phone...
hey bro im bored
you got anything fun in mind
Meanwhile, a fair distance away, Lobo had a just as bored, though slightly more irate expression as he poured drinks to a rather rowdy crowd.
CAWCAW!!!
"Oh, come on, sis... Be back in a few minutes," Lobo said, excusing himself as he made his way to the back of the kitchens.
WHY DID YOU TEXT ME LIKE THAT
I DONT CARE
because im bored and i like to annoy you
I KNOW
so do you have any fun ideas
NO
yawn
OKAY STOP YOURE NOT YAWNING YOURE JUST TEXTING THE WORD YAWN
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 7, 2016 16:09:38 GMT -5
Panty passed by Loba carrying an empty tray, her skates balanced as she rolled along daintily... One had to wonder if that had been intentional. ------------ "Saaaaaal!!" The demon only spared a sideways glance to the water dragon as she continued whining. I thought this job would be fuuuun! But it's just a complete bore!!" Bonnie practically dangled off Sal as she held onto him as if desperately trying to climb up. "Mmmmmagh!! Play with me or SOMETHING!" "It's WORK. It's not supposed to be fun." Sal answered back bitterly. "And yes, I know it SUCKS. But this is the grow ups world. And if we want to make a good impression, we can't cause trouble-...." "What about Peacock? She's causing trouble." The demon turned to find Peacock on the table nearby, dancing to the music and generally making a fool of herself. "Hey, all!!! Who here's drunk~??" Several people answered cheerfully. "Well I'm a fairy Princess and I'm here to cast magical spells on you~!" She then proceeded to 'remove her thumb', make magical coins appear behind people's ears MAKE HER EYEHOLES LOOK LIKE MOUTHS, just tripping the drunks up. Sal groaned notably, while Bonnie looked almost impressed as Peacock did this for shits and giggles. |
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 7, 2016 16:22:20 GMT -5
bro i think shes taunting me
WELL YOU DID BRING THIS ON YOURSELF
you can stop yelling yknow
THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE
sigh
dont
Loba quickly put away her phone and scanned the playlist. I don't like this next song...
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HEY SIS I GOT AN IDEA
I THINK THE NEXT ORDERS GONNA BE HUGE
ILL HAVE HER BRING IT OVER
UH YOU ARENT LISTENING ARE YOU
Lobo just as quickly threw his phone into the hammerspace he called a shadow as he watched a few of the cooks go by...
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 15, 2016 18:44:48 GMT -5
The troublesome trio, by that point, was now fully joined in with the fun going on out on the dance floor, every once in a while punching out a particularly rowdy party goer and going back to having fun. One particular demon tried to cut in with Sal and Bonnie only to have the Ifrit knock him out with a single punch.
In the Kitchen meanwhile, Panty rolled to a stop as Lobo quickly put away his phone. "Soooo Boss-ass~. What's the next order goin' out gonna be? Cause I am on fuckin' FIRE tonight~." Panty made no effort to hide a slight ego as she showed off a few dollar bills stowed away in her uniform. "I'll give your customers THIS, they are GREAT Tippers~."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 16, 2016 20:11:48 GMT -5
"You DO realize that I don't usually allow tips, right?" Lobo said, trying to regain his composure. "Whatever. Just so long as you didn't force them I'll let it go for tonight."
One could see the start of a rather eerie smile form on the dark angel's lips. "Ah yes, with how balanced you are, you can take THAT."
He pointed towards a tray that continued to grow in size as food was piled up...
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Post by gantzgun74 on Apr 7, 2016 3:31:43 GMT -5
Panty looked at the growing pile. She then turned to Lobo, raising an eyebrow and not looking impressed.
...................
She walked over looking at the chef and servers as they did this, arriving just as one managed to add to the pile.
BITCHSLAP
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING." Panty asked with a tone of impatience and unamusement.
"U-Um... Setting up this order-" He answered simply, looking a bit intimidated and dumb with that red hand print on his face. "Lobo told us we should-"
"You're boss is a shitstain in the Hall of Idiocy. Does he honestly have ANY sense at all?" She groans LOUDLY and points to the pile. "EVEN AT MY OLD SHIT-FUCKERY THAT CALLS ITSELF A BAR WE DIDN'T DO SOMETHING THIS GOD-FUCKING ASININE. We spread out the order over MULTIPLE FUCKING TROLLEYS. Are you really that busy sucking the space where you're boss' missing dick used to be that you're not even bothering to motherfucking THINK STRAIGHT." The servers give her a look. "PULL OUT MORE TROLLEYS TO PUT THE REST OF THE FOOD ON. WE'RE SERVING FOOD HERE NOT PUTTING ON A GODDAMN CIRCUS ACT. WE'RE AN EATERY NOT A PEANUT GALLERY HOP TO IT SHITHEADS GO GO FUCKING GO OR YOU'LL BE LICKING MY BOOT THROUGH YOUR VAGINAS!!!"
"But some of us are guys-"
"KEEP TALKING AND YOU WON'T BE FOR LONG."
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Priceless!"