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Post by gantzgun74 on May 21, 2016 22:08:50 GMT -5
OH GOD HE HAD LONG SINCE FORGOTTEN THIS SONG HAD EXISTED UNTIL JUST NOW AS WELL. NO NO, don't show it bothers you. Just let it flow. The thief let out a breath and looked up to where Lobo was briefly-.
"Yoooo, hey there bitches!"
Alex and Yang turned to see-
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Alex had to double take at the sight just to make sure he wasn't seeing things... But no, he wasn't. Standing there was miss personification of lust herself, miss banana bangs, miss 'easy in a frat house'...
Panty grinned at the two as she passed off the chips to the two... However that grin on her face was definitely more leering then anything else. "Hmmmm~. I don't think I've seen you around here before~. What's your name jackass~~~?"
To any other guys that met Panty and knew who she was, this scenario would have probably been all of the signs of an easy lay. For Alex though?
Panty looked a bit surprised when Alex scooted away from the finger that tried to rub around his cheek. "HAHAHAHA. YES THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD IT LOOKS GREAT." NOPE NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT. NOPE NOPE NOPE.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on May 22, 2016 16:38:31 GMT -5
hey kid i hate this song too. but watch you head. there is one very easy and slightly disgusting way for an angry bird to get its revenge on you.
Those bubbles faded as fast as they had appeared. The dark yellow eagle seemed to be trying to drown out the 'song' with its own cries.
For a giant bird, it sure sounded more like a human making bird sounds than an actual bird!
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Post by DMis on May 22, 2016 17:22:55 GMT -5
Yang's attention turned to Panty. "He's spoken for small stuff," she growled as she looked to Panty. She was still trying to remain calm and ignore the sounds of a strangled Eagle faunus going on in the background.
The blonde did have quiet a bit more to offer than the relatively flat angel did. "And trust me. He likes his women a little better filled out," she added just to put a bit more salt in the wound.
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Post by gantzgun74 on May 27, 2016 0:26:21 GMT -5
.... Alex winced at Yang's argument blushing beside himself.
Not really because she was going there no... But because she was going there in front of the LAST GODDAMNED PERSON YOU WANT TO GO THERE WITH. And not really for the reasons you might expect. Panty just grinned snidely at Yang, sensing a challenge like a bloodhound. "You kiddin me bitch~? Who'd want hooters bigger then yer fuckin' head? Their just big fat lumps. Small breasts are perky and sensitive. I'd be happy to give you a demonstration if ya want~." Panty snide grin just grew bigger. "Though I gotta ask, if that's ALL you can brag about, then that's kinda fuckin' pathetic don't you think~?"
ALEX HAS TO QUICKLY JUMP IN AND KEEP YANG FROM FIRING ON PANTY. "YANG PLEASE NO, IT'S NOT WORTH IT. JUST LET HER WALK AWAY. HAHAHA-" He glares at Panty. "Don't you have anything BETTER to do??"
Panty considered this a moment. "Mmmm... Yeah, actually, thanks for reminding me." She turns to walk off. "Oh hey and blondie." Panty held up a middle finger to her. "Enjoy your limp dick and your fat sacks. I'm sure those things will be sagging in a few years. Oh and that hair? I'm thinking white as a sheet. And as for me? Well I'm Immortal bitch~! Have fun aging hag~!"
Panty disappeared back into the kitchen with Alex DESPERATELY trying to keep Yang from jumping over the bar to CHOKE THE ANGEL AND STUFF EMBER CELICA ROUNDS DOWN HER THROAT.
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Post by DMis on Mar 23, 2017 12:14:44 GMT -5
Yang shrugged. She actually looked to be considering the facts. "White flames burn hotter for one so bonus. As for the whole Immortal thing- must be a lonely existence and I feel sorry for you to be cursed as such. You can't really give yourself to another being for fear that you'll see them grow older and wither away. As for other things I can brag about- I'm a huntress. I kill these beasts called Grimm for a living. Most of them are twice my size at minimum. I've taken down things 100x the size of that gargling eagle and I'm still alive," was the brawler's whole speel. She just calmly went to grab a few chips.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Apr 12, 2017 22:17:17 GMT -5
.......................
Alex.... Had to admit... He hadn't been expecting that sort of wisdom out of Yang. Sure he knew that she had at least some smarts, but to be completely fair, she usually didn't really get to show it all that often.
"Uh.... Wow..."
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Post by DMis on Apr 12, 2017 23:40:57 GMT -5
"What? Didn't expect me to have that in the barrel?" she offered with a smirk as she crunched a chip.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Apr 14, 2017 23:07:56 GMT -5
..................... "..... I will be completely honest. I was expecting you to shove the Celica down Panty's throat and start riddling her insides with bullets." He notes the look and clears his throat. "Before you ask, no that is not my assessment of YOUR character that is my assessment of PANTY herself, she's good at being a hate sink and garnering death threats."
He takes a chip and munches on it.
"Though.... I can say you've legitimately impressed me." He nuzzles her a bit. "Good on ya Yang~."
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Post by DMis on Apr 15, 2017 0:33:49 GMT -5
"You don't know how much I wanted to.... But I figured it better not to. Don't what to kill the staff... Well except for that squawker in the rafters..." she answered with a soft smile.
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