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Post by 42zombies on Mar 7, 2008 18:19:13 GMT -5
Shifter put up a sign for his master the Wizard. WANTED:
Evil people.
No prior experience needed.
Auditions TODAY from 12-3. "Okay, let's get these auditions started." Shifter said as he sat at the judges booth with the Wizard and Umbrant. |
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 7, 2008 20:10:49 GMT -5
"Hey!" Bowser said as he walked up to the booth "Is this where the evil auditions are?"
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 8, 2008 12:37:12 GMT -5
"Yes." Umbrant said. "Now, on a scale of one to infinity, how evil would you say you are?"
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 8, 2008 12:40:24 GMT -5
"Infinity minus about 2,000,000,000,000" said Bowser. "It's a really big scale
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 8, 2008 13:01:43 GMT -5
"Interesting." Shifter responded. "Now, have you prepared and evil monologue for us?"
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 8, 2008 13:37:58 GMT -5
"Why yes!" said Bowser
"Through the fire and the flames of my flame breath, the tides of good shall wash away into the horrible ocean of evil. The world shall fall before the might of darkness and all will belong to evil. The men, women and children shall serve the wickedness. All insubordinators will be killed on sight. World with end in sight to evil. The world will bow before us. Praise be to the dark gods."
-Bowser, originally by Black Mage.
"So?"
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 8, 2008 13:46:31 GMT -5
"... Well, I didn't love it." The Wizard answered.
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 8, 2008 13:59:22 GMT -5
"It's supposed to be [glow=red,2,300]EVIL!!![/glow] you know" said Bowser
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 8, 2008 14:02:26 GMT -5
"One question." The Wizard said. "Given the choice between absolute darkness and absolute control which would you pick?"
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 8, 2008 14:05:39 GMT -5
"Duh, absolute control!" said Bowser
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 8, 2008 14:12:36 GMT -5
The Wizard wrote something down on his paper. "Well, Bowser, that was a fairly mediocre job, but we'll let you know if you make call-backs."
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 8, 2008 14:19:34 GMT -5
"Cool!" said Bowser as he walked out. "Geez, Well now that amateur hour is over, time for some real evil!" said Black Mage as he walked in.
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 8, 2008 14:22:58 GMT -5
"I thought you were one of the Light Warriors." Umbrant said.
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 8, 2008 20:08:50 GMT -5
"It's a long story that I don't feel like explaining. Look, the point is, I hate them all, and they will be my first victims"
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 8, 2008 22:47:51 GMT -5
"Deceit and betrayal... You sound like my kind of warrior," Shagrath said to Black Mage as he walked in.
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