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Post by 42zombies on Jun 2, 2008 16:41:11 GMT -5
Alex, now the armored horseman known as War, would have yawned if he was tired. He was dead, though, so it would have just been for show. The dead didn't tire. The dead didn't eat watermelons.
But eat a watermelon he did as War dug through the graves, looking for something. What had the devil said? Oh, yeah. 'Find the remains of the town's last mayor and prepare the ritual'.
War didn't think he was very fun.
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 3, 2008 21:38:17 GMT -5
"Hello" said Richard. "You are the Horseman of War, are you not?" he asked. Richard walked up to Alex.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 4, 2008 16:27:31 GMT -5
"Yeah, that's what Satan told me." War answered. "Hey, you wouldn't by any chance have a portable gateway leading to the lair of my god, would you?"
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 4, 2008 17:11:15 GMT -5
"No..." said Richard
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 5, 2008 6:18:33 GMT -5
"Well, then I guess you're not that important." War decided as he swung his scythe at Richard's neck.
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 5, 2008 13:26:43 GMT -5
Richard's head came clean off, but he didn't die. "I'm undead, you moron" he said. "And now..." Richard said as 80's dance pop music started to play in the background. "We're no strangers to love..." he sang. "You know the rules, and so do I."
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 5, 2008 14:16:28 GMT -5
War stared at Richard's severed head curiously. "Hmm... what if I sliced his head into tiny, sandwich-ready slices...?"
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 5, 2008 14:55:09 GMT -5
Richard held his head tightly. "Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down..." he sang. Then finally, he shot intensely hot flames from his hands.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 5, 2008 15:01:40 GMT -5
War screamed as he got down on the ground to protect himself from the flames. "Can I still cast spells?" War wondered. "Of, Great God of Death, please eat this zombie..."
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 2, 2008 20:12:38 GMT -5
Richard lunged forward and grabbed War by the throat. "Prepare to die again." said Richard as he charged the disintegration spell.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 3, 2008 13:59:13 GMT -5
"I'm not sure you guys wanna do that!" War said in a childish, sing-song voice.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 3, 2008 15:04:06 GMT -5
"What's it gonna be this time? It doesn't matter! It won't hurt me!" said Richard. "Zap!" War was destroyed.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 3, 2008 15:21:50 GMT -5
Wra didn't have time to go into the usualy, cryptic rant; instead, in a big, blue explosion, the Horseman unleashed a dazzling blue light.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 3, 2008 15:28:44 GMT -5
"What the?" Richard started to back up, progressively getting faster then turning and running.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 3, 2008 15:31:09 GMT -5
The light inspired an urge to fight anyone and everyone in whoever looked into it... regardless of if they were alive or dead. Several corpses popped out of the ground, whithered and with blue eyes. Ravens flew out of the cemetary, seeking things to peck to death.
Richard had, once again, made the end of the world that much closer. Thus, he was sure to get a trophy in Hell.
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